The Thread Formerly Known as The Rant!!

[SAT 9,609]

Not in cooking-school, no man?

You North American Mango monkey........

1- she knows how to cook

2- why in dahel would a cosmopolitan pygmy attend cooking school when she can spend hundreds in restaurants instead?

[Ontarkie 14,303]

Dam that Hillbilly!

What movie didn't he take you to? Dukes Of Hazzard III ?

Terminator.

Hey if I had money and didn't have to worry about it, I might go spend thousands too

are you in canada?

can go poutine hunting without husband?

report back, when able.

My sister wants to take me to this new place for some.

Edited July 8, 2015 by Ontarkie

[SAT 9,609]

Terminator.

Hey if I had money and didn't have to worry about it, I might go spend thousands too

My sister wants to take me to this new place for some.

you should go spend thousands of Hillbilly's money in retaliation for him going to the movies without you......

[Darnell 8,478]

My sister wants to take me to this new place for some.

wait wait - you are staying with relatives? that is sorta sucky, as now you have to vacay around their schedule. why not just go on yer own? man if'n i was there, i'd hit 4 poutine joints each day, talk with each cook/chef prior, just to make sure that their gravy wasn't from any powder mix or slurry packet.

you having a transportation issue, with getting out each day?

meh - husband has been there before, so he knows the shopping already. i'm sorta sad he's not doing stuff in the fishing venues, even with blasting caps in the lakes where it's allowed.

[NikLR 13,228]

Do you ever laugh to yourself when you see arrogant people on here, who acted like their dumps have never stank, getting divorced? It doesnt happen often, but just on occasion I read about a particular person and think, "HA, I knew it!"

Kiddo is here. Yay!

[Darnell 8,478]

me? right - could not have happened to a nicer person.

grr.

at least i can laugh about it now.

[TBoneTX 45,575]

1- she knows how to cook

2- why in dahel would a cosmopolitan pygmy attend cooking school when she can spend hundreds in restaurants instead?

1. This is in theory only, sigh and duh man.

2. [Cue lyrics & melody to the Ciudada-NA America-NA (sigh man sigh man) reality-song, sigh man]

Do you ever laugh to yourself when you see arrogant people on here, who acted like their dumps have never stank, getting divorced? It doesnt happen often, but just on occasion I read about a particular person and think, "HA, I knew it!"

Kiddo is here. Yay!

Last post on page & unread, but wouldn't it be great if Niki-B. re-entered the thread, ranted, and reported advent of kiddo, huh man?

[NikLR 13,228]

me? right - could not have happened to a nicer person.

grr.

at least i can laugh about it now.

No, not you Darnell. I was quite sad when you started having issues and wished you nothing but the best.

[NikLR 13,228]

We went to the Denver Nature and Science museum yesterday. Kiddo quite enjoyed it, which surprised her. She loved the mythical creatures exhibit. We plan on going to the planetarium and imax on the weekend. Also will go see the minions movie on Sat.

[TBoneTX 45,575]

1. museum

2. mythical creatures exhibit

Many. planetarium

1. Muse 'n' see 'um, see ma'am.

2. Our favo(u)rite saying: A myth ith ath good ath a mile, thee man.

Many. If a terrarium grows little plants, what does a planetarium grow, huh man?

[NikLR 13,228]

It grows minds.

[Darnell 8,478]

No, not you Darnell. I was quite sad when you started having issues and wished you nothing but the best.

ah geez, i'm a tear'n up now. but thank you.

[TBoneTX 45,575]

Planetaria grow spaced-out minds, Niki-B. ma'am.

Half-Hump Day half-report, humphh man:

Awoke exhausted and in back-pain, sigh man.

Told Mrs. T-B. for at least the Many'th time to get air put in her tyres, ADD she man.

Told Mrs. T-B. for at least the Many'th time to get new front tyres rebalanced, ADD she man.

Mrs. T-B.: I remember! I remember! Quit bugging me!

Mrs. T-B. [by phone, 2 hours later]: What was I supposed to do today?

T-B. [to self]: , man

Demand for pre-owned toilet seats as healthy as ever for a Hump Day, si man.

Customers hoping for Friday delivery, enjoy new purchase for weekend man.

We got order of cat-stuff from www.chewy.com on doorstep yestereve, whee man.

Got Many bags of litter and Many cans of wet glop, both necessary man.

All was tax-free and with free delivery, whee man.

Product prices competitive with stores & with special Many% discount for us, special man.

Did not have to lug stuff from store to T-B.-mobile to casa, no and no and no man.

Present and supportive Ontarklar! Present, PRESENT supportive SUPPORTIVE Ontarklar!

Edited July 8, 2015 by TBoneTX

[Ontarkie 14,303]

wait wait - you are staying with relatives? that is sorta sucky, as now you have to vacay around their schedule. why not just go on yer own? man if'n i was there, i'd hit 4 poutine joints each day, talk with each cook/chef prior, just to make sure that their gravy wasn't from any powder mix or slurry packet.

you having a transportation issue, with getting out each day?

meh - husband has been there before, so he knows the shopping already. i'm sorta sad he's not doing stuff in the fishing venues, even with blasting caps in the lakes where it's allowed.

Yes we are staying at my parents. Well I'm trying to avoid gaining all the weight I lost so poutine every day is not what I want atm.

I don't think any where around here allows any blasting for fishing. He wanted to do some fishing but the cost of the lisence is crazy.

Do you ever laugh to yourself when you see arrogant people on here, who acted like their dumps have never stank, getting divorced? It doesnt happen often, but just on occasion I read about a particular person and think, "HA, I knew it!"

Kiddo is here. Yay!

Woot that's great! Hope time goes slow for you while she's there.

[Darnell 8,478]

I don't think any where around here allows any blasting for fishing. He wanted to do some fishing but the cost of the lisence is crazy.

Eh, I was teasing about blasting caps. But a true hillbilly would have already done it, not think about or worry about it.

As to licensure for the fishing, meh - shoulda planned ahead.