The Thread Formerly Known as The Rant!!

[Darnell 8,478]

ah. Blazing Saddles. Had no idea it was a musical...

[SAT 9,609]

hey - any plump, female or female-ish, attendees today?

one or two.....

[TBoneTX 45,578]

1. I'm here for a sec

2. since I've been taking care of my nephew

1. Secondarily present Asia!

2. Nephew-caring instead of posting in thread! Reported, oj tak!!!

He's getting so big!

And still a wee man, si ma'am. Weighed Many lbs. (2x2x2x2x2+[2x2x2] lbs.) on the button the other day, weighty wee man.

[TBoneTX 45,578]

July-the-Many'th report, see man:

Awoke in not-much-pain by virtue of Heap Strong medicine, whee man.

Went to BBQ at casa of one of Mrs. T-B.'s mommy-playgroup amigas, long drive man.

Wives = all Mexicanas but one Ecu, she men.

Husbands = all gringos but one Mexicano & one Ecu, he men.

Took forever for food to be ready, snacked self full in advance ingest man.

Dropped Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. at second party, Ecu amiga's casa man.

Returned to casa for dead-to-world nap (with cat), zzz we (and zzz miu) man.

Pre-nap, warshered kitchen rags/mow-lawning attire/GS purchases, very full load man.

Awoke to alarm shortly before Mrs. T-B.'s pickup call, we cheap pickup man.

Dryered above laundry load, bake it man.

Retrieved exhausted Mrs. T-B. & jovial Mini-B., retrieve she and wee man.

Dropped brood at casa, she and wee man.

Took Mrs. T-B.-mobile for gassing and badly needed warshing, job of husband man.

Returned and immediately took T-B.-mobile for warshing, job of husband man.

Returned and off-showered, BBQ smells and perspiration man.

Folded LL of above, see above man.

Dryer lint-trap very full, curious man.

We wonder if GS people line-dry their towels and thus all lint remains, hmmm man.

Watched late TV news, see it man.

Dished the warsher, mandatory Saturdays man.

Cat like lap-fungus, affectionate miu man.

Cat has dropped two wrappers by our chair, jockey for attention miu man.

Despite blasts, did not see any fireworks, even in distance, for first time ever, sigh man.

De-dish cat (with[out] wrapper-play) prep zzz man.

Mornin', scarce Commie- and other babes with refulgent, bulging +1 inventories!

[SAT 9,609]

Fed 30 people yesterday......

Here's my dry aged steak, it was sickeningly good.....

[Darnell 8,478]

taking a break from garden work.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

And still a wee man, si ma'am. Weighed Many lbs. (2x2x2x2x2+[2x2x2] lbs.) on the button the other day, weighty wee man.

I think you need to spice up the math a bit, no? like (2^2)[((2^(2+1))+2)] or arcsin[(2^(1/2))/2] - [(2^2)+1]

Think of what you could accomplish if you added 3s to your repertoire.

[SAT 9,609]

Went to sea. Too rough. Came back in...

[Darnell 8,478]

any local fook happenings in yer locale for Independence Day, Unca Steve?

[SAT 9,609]

1 million fooks on fookth ave.....

[TBoneTX 45,578]

Fed Many people yesterday......

How many were freeloaders, and how many were from Fujian Province, huh man?

1. I think you need to spice up the math a bit, no? like (2^2)[((2^(2+1))+2)] or arcsin[(2^(1/2))/2] - [(2^2)+1]

2. "3"

1. But that's Algebra, which is the national language of Algeria, see ma'am. We are not fluent, no ma'am. Or, perhaps it's calculus, our introduction to which came when our dental hygienist scraped it off our teeth, see ma'am.

2. What is this mysterious squiggle, huh ma'am?

Many. How is Mini-D., huh ma'am?

Edited July 6, 2015 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,578]

Went to sea. Too rough. Came back in...

Once you were blind, but now you can sea, man! Or, that's roughly a come-back, si man.

Did you catch any orange roughly, huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,578]

Sunday report, see man:

Awoke not badly after having ingested #2 Heap Strong back-medicine, average man.

Read Sunday newspaper, see man.

Went out to get air added to T-B.-mobile tyres, successful man.

Warshered laundry load #1, first of Many LLs man.

Ate lunch cooked by Mrs. T-B., non-Tiff she man.

Retrieved Mini-B. from Mama T-B., jovial wee and doting she man.

Dryered LL#1 and warshered LL#2, progress man.

Folded LL#1, dryered LL#2, and warshered LL#Many, continuation man.

Left casa on safari to find replacement twin mattress for MIni-B.'s bed, reason man:

-- Mrs. T-B. ends up sleeping there & gets backaches, inadequate mattress man.

Went to mattress store first, to see man; unenthusiastic about choices, sigh man.

Went to Sears, long haul man; better choice but high delivery fee of $Many, sigh man.

Went to furniture store, ignored by bored salespeople man.

Went to Big Lots and saw perfect choice, wow man.

Furthermore, next weekend is BL's Many%-off sale, save 2x2x2x2+2+2% man.

Returned to casa sweatily and tiredly, exhausted man.

Folded LL#2, dryered LL#Many, warshered LL#Many, & set up ironing board, hot man.

Took decent but too-short nap and without cat, decent truncated no miu zzz man.

Folded LL#Many & dryered LL#Many, watch time man.

Pulled to-be-ironed stuff from dryer, To Be or Not To Be ironed question man.

Ironed to-be-ironed stuff, dreadful chore man.

Played cars/helicopters/castles/Batman/Lightning McQueen with Mini-B., we and wee man.

Read Mini-B. a book, we and wee man.

Had dinner (microwave rice + tuna fish); alternated bites with Mini-B., social wee man.

Folded balance of LL#Many, done man.

Completed another sales/export report from last week's POTS smorgasbord, diligent man.

Dished the warsher, catch-up load man.

Made first Many lunches for week, job of husband man.

Ate too many cheaps, pointless/mindless snacking man.

Biding time till can de-dish the warsher, thumb-twiddle man.

Then de-dish cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', absent Commie- and other babes with dormant +1 inventories!

[TBoneTX 45,578]

Warsher de-dished, resolution to gripping saga man.

By the way, we have finally found canned soft glop that the cat will actually eat most of, ingest miu man.

Cat prep (including Heap Strong medicine) zzz man.

[Asia 2,498]

Morning!

So how was your weekend?

It was SO hot over here, you could barely breathe