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SAT Grand Master

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Time, Tide, and formation ....

I have sciatarkla.....go tomorrow.....

try to remember that 24 hour period circa 14 Feb 2014. same stuff, same topics, same problems to fix, same relentless use of p-math.

Howdahelam I sposed to remember that? I don't remember what I had for breakfast......

The nanny annoyed the ####### outta me though an hour ago, when I had to take the egg roll to get a shot in da butt.....

She made a big fuss outside, yelling and screamin' "did you forget this, did you forget that"

Drama queen......

I'll be gone for an hour for God's sake.....

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YAY 3 day weekend! Hubs took tomorrow off to spend watching movies, eating ice cream and popcorn with me.

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The little Viking is getting big and taking up all my time.

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Darnell this is for you! Extra cheese and extra gravy. Double Pork This one has pulled pork and bacon (mine) Italian, it was ok to spicy for me the Hillbilly was bummed out that I wanted the do

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she sounds delightful. does she like fishing on a boat?

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SAT Grand Master

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Stretch and Hillbilly should be in Indiana right about now.....

I hope they're having a nice trip......

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she sounds delightful. does she like fishing on a boat?

<shrugs>

All I know is.......

I'm taking next week off.......

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TBoneTX Grand Master

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Can someone tell me what Tark said? I can't see it, I have him on ignore...

Just +1 it without reading it, duh man.

1. I have sciatarkla.....go tomorrow.....

2. The nanny annoyed the ####### outta me though an hour ago, when I had to take the egg roll to get a shot in da butt.....

1. One doesn't have Sciatarkla unless it lasts more than just one day, ouch man.

2. Wife, nanny... haven't fired anyone yet, no man? And poor Egg Roll, wee ma'am.

One small step for a Tark; one giant leap for Tarkkind:

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.php?app=members&module=list&max_results=20&sort_key=posts&sort_order=desc&filter=ALL

Bro D is poised for an even more impressive vault of his own, wow Bro D man.

To be precise, each of has leapt, or is about to leap, from #Many to #Many, exactly man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Darnell Grand Master

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One small step for a Tark; one giant leap for Tarkkind:

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.php?app=members&module=list&max_results=20&sort_key=posts&sort_order=desc&filter=ALL

Bro D is poised for an even more impressive vault of his own, wow Bro D man.

To be precise, each of has leapt, or is about to leap, from #Many to #Many, exactly man.

you know it doesn't count, until you bypass Mrs. Vegetable, right? ya, I know, maybe in a year (for you). Took me long enough, aye?

and can you, would you, prease describe this TarkKind yer blethering about? I ask, cause the sound of it has me vomiting a bit. not near enough, but just a bit. It's sad, really, a'thinking there's 2 or more of youse (the min def for 'kind', ie, those alike).

Now don't be giving me that silliness about 'where 2 or more are gathered in Her Name'.

and yes, I'm quite sad you not make the fotos of the Mrs. T-Bonez dishes that she cooked. I'm mostly convinced she really doesn't cook for you.

But wait - what news of lashing down the young Bonez to the bed?

Yes, Yes, with all the minus things, i must now post a positive thing about the TBonez.

Hey you - Good Job !! You found a late teenager with a skype account, living at home, working a part-time min wage job, scant computer skills, and shut em down from da spamming 'cross the ether! Yay !

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Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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TBoneTX Grand Master

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We are one of a Tarkkind, obviously Bro D man.

We shall be satisfied to eventually attain Many'th (2x2x2+2) place, realistic man.

Mrs. T-B. indeed cooks for us almost every night, D man.

However, 'tis not what we need for weight-control, re-approaching Mendoza Line man.

Our incessant snacking helps little, too, sigh man.

We are NOT a fotographer by any stretch, sorry man.

Wrap-Thursday report, wrap-artist we man:

Shattered all POTS sales records in just a Many-day week, whee man.

Casa-ward commute to die for, no red lights or turtles or tickets man.

Mrs. T-B. availed herself of a "Mommies' Night Out," gone man.

Retrieved Mini-B. from nearby little playmate's house, wee man.

Playmate is full-blooded HongKongese, cute wee man.

Playmate's mommy is the sweetest thing, too, Mrs. T-B. & we agree man.

Playmate's daddy works Many hours a day Many days a week, egad man.

Mini-B. obviously worn out and semi-demanding, tired wee man.

Managed to get him to cooperate and even to fall asleep (on our bed), miracle man.

Mrs. T-B. transferred him to his bed without awakenings, zzz wee man.

No siesta for us this eve, obviously de-zzz man.

Dished the warsher, necessary man.

De-dish cat prep zzz man.

Many GSs and some ESs itineraried for tomorrow, decent itinerary man.

Longer route than usual, going gets tough and tough get going man.

Mornin', completely absent Commie- and other babes with dormant +1 inventories!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

 
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