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NikLR
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YAY 3 day weekend! Hubs took tomorrow off to spend watching movies, eating ice cream and popcorn with me.

N-o-l-a
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The little Viking is getting big and taking up all my time.

Ontarkie
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Darnell this is for you! Extra cheese and extra gravy. Double Pork This one has pulled pork and bacon (mine) Italian, it was ok to spicy for me the Hillbilly was bummed out that I wanted the do

TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   46,312

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All the rates, P-math-failure man.

Where are the chicas in this thread, huh man?

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

SAT Grand Master

SAT   9,609

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Rates accuratized, see man. But how many k, huh man?

I'm sending tiff a bill for a hunnit grand.....

All the rates, P-math-failure man.

Where are the chicas in this thread, huh man?

I was talking to Darklar, you dum .....

Tiff has some fat friends in Malaysia for Darklar. I say they're 10 times better than mainlanders, they'd stay with him for at least 2 years. Love him long time....

All they want is a squat toilet that don't stink...

Tark would go outta business in Malaysia and China man....all squat toilets. And in China, any street curb or ditch is a toilet...

And any phone booth....

Any subway platform....

Bus stop....

Beijing Disney...

Any gunwhale on any boat....

Any tram....

Ski lift....

It seems like in China, a bathroom is for bathing, not for crapping.....

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TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   46,312

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Tark would go outta business in Malaysia and China man....all squat toilets. And in China, any street curb or ditch is a toilet...

This is why we advertise in the various business journals and recruit only the creamiest of the upper-class crop for our U.S.-made pre-owned toilet seats, $i man.

And where are the chicas in this thread, huh man?

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Darnell Grand Master

Darnell   8,479

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And where are the chicas in this thread, huh man?

I think ya ran them off, with yer incessant begging, pleading and ca-joling for up-points.

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@Steve - wait - Tiff has fat friends? No way. Seriously ?

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SAT Grand Master

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I think ya ran them off, with yer incessant begging, pleading and ca-joling for up-points.

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@Steve - wait - Tiff has fat friends? No way. Seriously ?

1- Of course he did!

2- Of course she does!

One of them with big fat um....she went to Singapore, and became someone's mistress. And then the guys wife found out, now she works in a golf course lol

Ontarkie Grand Master

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That color resembles a cadaver.....

And here I thought the hillbilly was gonna bring the thing to Canada for your folks.....

Yes it has plenty of smoke on it!

Can't take meat across the border!

Uh, juices coming out of a butt...

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Unsuccessful nap, sigh and negligible zzz man.

Cat's arrival/departure/arrival, ambient noise, and environmental factors, conspiracy man.

What a downer on a Sunday, sigh man.

However, did not leave casa all day, perfect Sunday man.

And laundry vanquished for another week, Sir Laundrylot man.

Venturing downstairs to see what stinks for dinner, pungency man.

Full report pending or not, our discretion man.

I haven't left all day either! Yay!!!

Laundry done yesterday :P

Porcupine....

Don't touch it you will get hurt :P

Stretch is probably packing all her ###### into the model T for her Canadian excursion....

Nope not yet. I'll pack the night before. I'm going to try and keep it light :D

OnTark - thanks for the Food Pr0n ! More, please !

Your' Welcome, but I don't think I have anything else atm.

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SAT Grand Master

SAT   9,609

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Can't take meat across the border!

Border schmorder........I smuggle across it all the time!

Customs; "How many cartons of cigarettes do you have sir?"

Me; "1" (I have 10)

Customs; "How many cuban cigars do you have?"

Me; "None" (I have 4 boxes)

Customs; "How many fooks are in your trunk?"

Me; "None" (I have 2)

etc.......

Get witda times lady.....Lie!

SAT Grand Master

SAT   9,609

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Me, at the Kuala Lumpur airport.....

Customs; "You have too many bottles of liquor"

Me; "oh ###### officer, did you just drop that 20 on the floor?"


Me, in Mombasa,

"You are not allowed to bring that crocodile pelt into the plane"

"oh jambo man, I have too many packs of Marlboros, can you take a couple of packs from me?"


Me, at Heathrow......

Customs; "Sir, you con't bring that firearm into Inglind......."

Me; "Bond.....James Bond....."

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Ontarkie Grand Master

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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::devil:

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Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

 
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