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Visiting parents and testing my new camera - that's my plan for the weekend :P

How do you plan to spend it?

GS's as usual? ;)

Well, you sure haven't spent it giving us many +1s, oj nie. Bad Asia! Bad, BAD Asia!

See Daily Report, see ma'am.

1. It doesn't cost THAT much to live here ya fooka cola......

2. I hope it rains on you for Many days straight.......

1. Nueva York minimum livable salary $Many,000,000; Texas $Many,000, Nueva York zero man.

2. Escaped today, so far, but look out, build an ark man.

Fook tales from NY

a fook lurks behind

Mr Fook gets impatient

This guy won't ever conform to common courtesy

See the kind of ###### we have to put up with here by this bunch of illegal immigrants?

Illegal Mexicans & Central Americans are far more couth, si hombre.

Texas Many, Nueva York zero, yet again man.

if someone parked on my lawn they would be picking their car up at the scrap yard!

Do not irk, cross, or mess with the fearsome Ontarklar, no man.

And remember to cannibalize the car for spare parts, si D ma'am.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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the Accord

Anyone who drives an Accord around here is Chinese, Korean, or Vietnamese, bank on it man. They drive Hondas, Nissans, and Toyotas exclusively, territorial attitudes man.

a rats behind

Sidestepping the VJ word-filter, D ma'am! REPORTED!!!

1. It IS expensive to live in NYC.

2. $Many for hot dog and drink

1. Only Steveklar fails to understand this, duh man.

2. Outrageous, grrr man, and ootrageous if in Canada, eh man.

just got an oil change, but paid Many bucks total in tips and washer fluid.

Who the devil pays $Many for that, and who gives tips, for crying out loud, good God man?!

And Many% are illegal, Many% of the remainder are anchor kids.

Can you be more precise with your demographic variables, huh man?

I'm busy arguing with my daughter

She is learning not to irk, cross, or mess with the fearsome Ontarklar, no D ma'am!

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Hey Whatju guys think about this shirt. I ordered it from Amazon.

Anyone who orders clothes sight-unseen, AND pays retail, gets what he asked for, headsmack man.

Many and prego, like Stretch.....

Ontarklar is NOT Many years old, but rather only Many, you TOS-violator man. REPORTED!!!

Holy ###### Many dollars, mother of all creatures large and small, what are they ###### crazy???

Are they trying to send Tark to an early grave??

Anything costing much more than $Many is bananas, you got ONE right man.

We have had psychological counseling and acupuncture to fend off that fate, si man.

Tarklar doesn't have the mental capacity to think that way. He's penny-wise and dollar-retarded.

Many isn't outrageous. Unless your name is Tark.....

We could buy (and have bought) Many chairs and not spent $Many in the aggregate, wise we man.

Then again I was born in the Manys.

Just a sweet young thing, huh Niki-B. ma'am? (We were born in the Manys, we man.)

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

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$Many ice-cream!

Where's the +Many button, huh man?

1. I'm not pregnant

2. or Many yet

1. Got one wrong, D ma'am.

2. Got one right, D ma'am.

Ok, I bleached tiffs filthy shower.....

Yet another boon arising from this marriage of equality, sigh man...

Free ice-creams for employees!

[perks up ears, hear man] Are they hiring, huh ma'am?

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

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The Pontiac was retailed by the trade-in dealer to "a very happy customer," ha man.

Most-of-Friday report, read most of it man:

Awoke at o'dark-Many, truncated zzz man.

Dropped stuff at dry-cleaners for later same-day pickup, efficiency man.

Had 2 MSs (moving-sales) on itinerary, hopeful man.

The take, see man:

-- partial box of latex gloves = $1, OK man

-- Many (2+2) warshcloths + bottle of witch hazel = $1, steal man

-- nearly full box of vinyl gloves = $Many ($2+1), fair man

Total = $Many, satisfying man.

Drove Many miles to other MS, hopeful man.

House completely devoid of activity or signs of life, grrrr man.

Why do people advertise and then waste our TIME, huh and grrrr man?

Returned to casa by Many a.m., early man.

Suggested to Mrs. T-B. that we begin with yardwork, not raining man.

We used wonderful new hedge-trimmer on all bushes, front sides back man.

We created much yard-debris, productive man.

Mrs. T-B. came out, conditionally approved, and offered to stand on ladder, she man.

We, an unbalanced individual, agreed, and held ladder for Mrs. T-B., she man.

Mrs. T-B.'s position was optimal for kissing her hindquarters, suggested she man.

Mrs. T-B. got bush-tops unreachable by us from the ground, she and not we man.

Mrs. T-B. acknowledged the hardness of such work, acknowledge she man.

Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. left for Mrs. T-B.'s gym, she and wee man.

We up-raked debris into piles and loaded up trash-can, filled quickly man.

Curbsided very full trash-can, cool new verb man.

Mowed front lawn and remaining debris, mulch man.

Mowed back yard and even more remaining debris, mulch man.

Garbagemen came during this last process, missed hearing them man.

Ergothuswithforthly, the timing of the curbsiding was highly propitious, efficient man.

De-curbsided emptied trash-can, efficient man.

Dragged exhausted corpus upstairs and managed to shower, somehow man.

During off-toweling, Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. returned, she and wee man.

After partial recovery, we let Mrs. T-B. drive us to Burger King, coupons man.

We could barely get ourself in or out of the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, stiff man.

Dined more than heartily for only $Many, take that Steveklar man.

Returned to casa for naps, much-needed zzz man.

We slept for 1.Many hours with cat, we and miu zzz man.

Mrs. T-B. took Mini-B. to his little swimming-class, wee fishie man.

We retrieved dry-cleaning, efficient one-day job man.

Mrs. T-B. preparing to attend movie with another Ecu amiga, oppressed wives man.

We shall feed Mini-B. and take him with us to Aldi, treat for wee man.

More accounts of this gripping day to come, hold your breaths man.

For now, log-off Mini-B. Aldi, we wee shop man.

Evenin'/night, Commie- and other babes with +1 inventories!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Ontarkie Grand Master

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2 bucks.....

try doubling that!

Spoiler

Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

SAT Grand Master

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Back from vacation dinner #1.....

I'm quite satisfied :)

Feelin' kinda fat and relaxed......

Oh you love to prove me wrong don't you......


Office will have ice-cream truck coming over 3 times this summer!

Free ice-creams for employees!

You don't get free Jewpanese food :P


try doubling that!

Holy what are these ###### hillbillies crazy? And you guys say cost of living in NYC is high??

SAT Grand Master

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Well, you sure haven't spent it giving us many +1s, oj nie. Bad Asia! Bad, BAD Asia!

See Daily Report, see ma'am.

1. Nueva York minimum livable salary $Many,000,000; Texas $Many,000, Nueva York zero man.

2. Escaped today, so far, but look out, build an ark man.

Illegal Mexicans & Central Americans are far more couth, si hombre.

Texas Many, Nueva York zero, yet again man.

Do not irk, cross, or mess with the fearsome Ontarklar, no man.

And now, to properly address Tarkzilla......

Asia gave the +1s where they belonged!

1- I'd still rather earn my salary and live here, than earn your salary and live anywhere!

2- I hope it rains on you the next 3 days.

3- Yeah, they're couth, but just steal your .....

SAT Grand Master

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Anyone who drives an Accord around here is Chinese, Korean, or Vietnamese, bank on it man. They drive Hondas, Nissans, and Toyotas exclusively, territorial attitudes man.

Sidestepping the VJ word-filter, D ma'am! REPORTED!!!

1. Only Steveklar fails to understand this, duh man.

2. Outrageous, grrr man, and ootrageous if in Canada, eh man.

Who the devil pays $Many for that, and who gives tips, for crying out loud, good God man?!

Can you be more precise with your demographic variables, huh man?

She is learning not to irk, cross, or mess with the fearsome Ontarklar, no D ma'am!

1- You vera dum senile , are you coming down with Tarkzheimer's disease? you forgot I own a GMC?

2- Once again, I'd rather earn my salary and live here, than earn your salary and live anywhere.

3- You cheap tarkstard, how much money do you tip a valet?

4- Have you ever been to a place with a valet?

5- I didn't wanna pay for washer fluid, they bamboozled me.....

6- fook= 100% saturation in Brooklyn. There.

7- Stretch is my BFF man.....she love me long time......

SAT Grand Master

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[perks up ears, hear man] Are they hiring, huh ma'am?

Obviously, your small change toilet bowl company does not provide a fully stocked free cafeteria for it's employees for their perusal.

The Pontiac was retailed by the trade-in dealer to "a very happy customer," ha man.

Pontiac is to GM as a Butthole is to the human body....... :)

Ontarkie Grand Master

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Back from vacation dinner #1.....

I'm quite satisfied :)

Feelin' kinda fat and relaxed......

Oh you love to prove me wrong don't you......

You don't get free Jewpanese food :P

Holy ###### what are these ###### hillbillies crazy? And you guys say cost of living in NYC is high??

We have no idea who is buying the ice cream from these trucks, poor drivers must be making peanuts!

And now, for a vacation shower......

It's not as clean as a new year shower, but smells nicer......

this made me lol

Spoiler

Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

 
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