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TBoneTX   46,317

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Buenos dias, que pasa......

English-only etc.! Reported, oj tak!!!!!

1. The kids are driving me nuts!!

2. Is it bad that the Hillbilly wants to go up to Canada and I don't think I want too?

1. It's in their job descriptions, sigh D ma'am.

2. Encourage him to go -- like Mrs. T-B., you probably have a rojo, whee D ma'am.

Tell hillbilly that you can't go back to Canada because you're a fugitive there.

Tell hillbilly your BF in Arkansas wouldn't let you go.

Tell him that you used to be a man.

Tell him that you have to stay to take care of the duck.

Tell him that you were adopted.

Tell him (the truth) that you're pregnant again and about to pop it out, D ma'am.

I'm pretty sure after he watch me give birth the line of I used to be a man won't work!

Have him watch you again -- aren't you due this week, or at least next, huh D ma'am?

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Darnell this is for you! Extra cheese and extra gravy. Double Pork This one has pulled pork and bacon (mine) Italian, it was ok to spicy for me the Hillbilly was bummed out that I wanted the do

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Yes both my parents smoke like a chimney!

I'm pretty sure after he watch me give birth the line of I used to be a man won't work! :P

The adopted part may work my family is weird!

Tell him that you're not talking to him because you think he ate the duck....

English-only etc.! Reported, oj tak!!!!!

Si, Tú espalda rota......

Tell him that you're not talking to him because you think he ate the duck....

I got it! Tell him that your folks went to Egypt to visit their mummies.....for 3 years....

SAT Grand Master

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I know why that no good hillbilly is trying to get to Canada, he's digging your sister!

Or maybe he met another woman gaming. Dam that hillbilly!

Or maybe, he doesn't even like to game, he just uses games to meet chicks.....

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TBoneTX Grand Master

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1. Si, Tú espalda rota......

2. I got it! Tell him that your folks went to Egypt to visit their mummies.....for Many years....

1. Reported, oj tak!

2. Length of sarcophageal visit corrected, P-math man.

I know why that no good hillbilly is trying to get to Canada, he's digging your sister!

Or maybe he met another woman gaming. Dam that hillbilly!

Or maybe, he doesn't even like to game, he just uses games to meet chicks.....

He has rubias, whee man. Which is why Ontarklar needs a rojo, D ma'am.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Ontarkie Grand Master

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Tell him that you're not talking to him because you think he ate the duck....

I got it! Tell him that your folks went to Egypt to visit their mummies.....for 3 years....

1 :rofl::rofl: that could work!

2 I don't think he will fall for that one. My mother is afraid of flying and boats! My father is claustrophobic and doesn't like traveling anymore he feels he is too old. We've tried to get them to come here as it would be much easier for them then us.

just tell him yer happy to go to the COLD part of canada during the summer, not stay with friends or family at all, reside in a mountain lodge where the daily high is 62 F.

That's it, that's all, no more to say about that.

oh, here's a nice poodle video

We would be lucky if it's that warm when we go up there. It's been cold this summer. He likes it cold not me :P

I would love to stay somewhere else but that would not be in the budget this year.

lol poodle video.

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Ontarkie Grand Master

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1. Reported, oj tak!

2. Length of sarcophageal visit corrected, P-math man.

He has rubias, whee man. Which is why Ontarklar needs a rojo, D ma'am.

He can have them, then they can put up with him :P No thanks I don't need another head ache!

Tell him (the truth) that you're pregnant again and about to pop it out, D ma'am.

Have him watch you again -- aren't you due this week, or at least next, huh D ma'am?

Oh no way!!! Bad Tbone Bad!!! :bonk::bonk::bonk::bonk:

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Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

TBoneTX Grand Master

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1. He can have them

2. Oh no way!!!

Many. Bad Tbone Bad!!! :bonk::bonk::bonk::bonk:

1. Where were you when we were single, huh D ma'am?

2. Too late -- you're showing, D ma'am.

Many. Bad to the (T-)Bone, :devil: ma'am.

1. well their 'ManyMany Ford pick up make it from Canada to Arkansas?

2. El Tarklo es el tónto estúpido.....

Many. Oh boy, we have that Chicago storm system headed towards us.....

1. Model year of Ford corrected, sigh man.

2. He dicho, sólo inglés! Informó!!!!!

Many. It's our leftover himmicane (Texas Many, Nueva York zero), you wimp man.

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Darnell Grand Master

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Ontarkled - can't ya just get away for a weekend there in Hot Springs, leave all but the youngest one at home?

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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TBoneTX Grand Master

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Lost our part-Tuesday part-report, grrr man.

Therefore, we shall reconstruct it, intense typing man.

Mini-B. had another demanding night, Mommy sleep with me wee man.

We therefore had inadequate zzz, truncated zzz man.

Irritating inbound commute, construction red lights turtles man.

Healthy demand for pre-owned toilet seats, robust man.

During Mrs. T-B.'s pre-bedtime yakfest last night, the following dialogue ensued, see man:

Mrs. T-B.: Yak yak yak yak I have something to tell you yak yak yak.

T-B.: CTR [call the rojo] and tell him, si man.

Mrs. T-B.: Yak yak yak yak I love you yak yak yak.

T-B.: Si, si, si man -- CTR, si man.

Mrs. T-B.: Yak yak yak yak I have something else to tell you yak yak yak.

T-B.: You'll let me CTR [call the rubias], huh man?

Mrs. T-B.: Yak yak yak yak I love you more than they do yak yak yak.

T-B.: I'll have to CTR so we can test that theory, si man.

[Mrs. T-B. plays dead, she man]

T-B. [to self]: Oh, good -- I can CTR, whee man!

[Mrs. T-B. wakes up]

T-B. [noticing with disappointment]: I can still CTR, si man.

Mrs. T-B.: Yak yak yak yak I love you yak yak yak.

T-B.: CTR, because you love him more, si man.

Mrs. T-B.: Yak yak yak yak yak YAK YAK.

[We cover ears until Mrs. T-B. falls asleep, then we return to VisaJourney, si man]

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

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Mucho lluvia headed aqui en un moménto...

Informó, oj tak!!!!!

And it's our leftover himmicane, gift from Texas man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Darnell Grand Master

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like that one time, at Band Camp, where Tark decided to ....

[you fill in the rest, this can be a fun diversion ! ]

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

-=-=-=-=-=R E A D ! ! !=-=-=-=-=-

Whoa Nelly ! Want NVC Info? see http://www.visajourney.com/wiki/index.php/NVC_Process

Congratulations on your approval ! We All Applaud your accomplishment with Most Wonderful Kissies !

 

TBoneTX Grand Master

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Ontarkled - can't ya just get away for a weekend there in Hot Springs, leave all but the youngest one at home?

She should vacation inside a poodle video, that's best man. Young Belvedere Jehosephat can pull the doggies' tails for sport while Ontarklar & Hillbilly frolic, and even continue pulling while Ontarklar gives birth, parturient she D ma'am.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

 
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