The Thread Formerly Known as The Rant!!

[SAT 9,609]

Now, back to the 2 daughters. The older one. She married the son of the richest man in the village.

What I saw was a fat slob (like father, like son) that was arrested for having his goons steal the rubber cup-lumps hanging off the trees of other people's property.....really? The richest guy in the village?

[TBoneTX 45,580]

Saturday & GS reports, see and see man:

Awoke in back-pain, ouch man; many lengthy in-bed exercises, delay man.

Hit road only slightly later than usual, a wonder man.

Hit all itinerary, some signage, & 2 drive-by GSs, hit man.

Only Many (2+2) of these bore fruit, fruitbore man.

The take, see man:

-- 2 books for Mini-B. = half a buck, OK man

-- 2 large, sharp kitchen knives = half a buck, steal man

-- Many (2+1) forks and Many (2+1) tablespoons = $1, steal man

-- Monster Jeep & monster carrier-truck for Mini-B. = $Many ($2+2+1), steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2-1), whee man.

Returned home at Many a.m. (= an hour before noon), itinerary completed man.

Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. not home from latter's intensive-reading class, no she or wee man.

Ate canned lunch, then napped on couch for about an hour, zzz man.

Cat disappeared outside, gone miu man.

Brood returned at 2 p.m., she and wee man.

We took $Many gift card and went for groceries, we man.

Difficult "buy Many get 2x Many" cat-food coupon led to financial mistake in our favor, $i man.

Instead of refund of store's sale price, we got refund of store's regular price, whee man.

We were in a hurry and didn't argue, no man.

Dropped groceries at casa and went out again, traveler man.

Retrieved dry-cleaning, same-day man.

Long story, but could not also warsh T-B.-mobile at overpriced gas-up station, grrr man.

Got all hairs cut at new-to-us Vietnamese place, greedy-for-tips ma'am.

Found eggs on sale at advertised price at Many'rd Walgreens visited, persistent man.

Warshed T-B.-mobile elsewhere, sparkling chariot man.

Returned to casa and showered, not first time all year Steveklar man.

Invited Mrs. T-B. to dinner at Denny's, coupon expiring first man.

Invitation accepted with glee, glee she man.

Mrs. T-B. takes half-hour to get dolled-up to go to Denny's, starve us man.

Used coupon for "free entree up to a $Many value," best option man.

Mrs. T-B. had club sandwich & salad, she man.

Mini-B. had French fries with ketchup, major food group wee man.

We had chicken-fried steak, should have had real steak such as T-Bone man.

Everyone left quite stuffed, burp man.

On way to casa, warshed Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, sparkling chariot man.

New tyres held their air all week, whee man.

Stopped at PetSmart for Sea World/zoo trip for Mini-B., delighted wee man.

Mrs. T-B. sent fotos of guinea pigs to Ecuador to show them future cuy, she man.

At casa, read 2 books (1 new purchase) to Mini-B., interested-but-fading wee man.

Dished the warsher, mandatory on Saturdays man.

Warshed/dried/folded kitchen rags & lawnmower attire, full load man.

Father's Day formalities postponed because of under-weathered brood, she & wee man.

Told Mrs. T-B. the following, see man:

"Your being such a good mommy is the best Father's Day present we could have," si man.

Cat brought wrapper to our feet, but too late to play, bad cat-daddy man.

De-dish cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie-* and other babes with +1 inventories!

*AWOL Asia! AWOL, AWOL Asia!

And happy F-Day to the non-distaff-halves here, si men.

Edited June 21, 2015 by TBoneTX

[Asia 2,498]

Morning!

[Asia 2,498]

1) So how's the duck, Ontarkie? She looks cute!

2) Steve, it looks like Tiff comes out form a REALLY interesting family

3) T-Bonem yeah without leave... Was busy at work and was lazy at home

[Ontarkie 14,304]

Happy Fathers Day!

Duck is doing ok she won't come near us but I saw feathers in the water we left out so at least she is drinking and dunking herself.

[SAT 9,609]

Thank you

[SAT 9,609]

Whatju guys upta.....

[SAT 9,609]

2) Steve, it looks like Tiff comes out form a REALLY interesting family

Lots of favoritism and jealousy, greed and selfishness, as far as I can see. But tiff doesn't see a lot of it....

[Ontarkie 14,304]

We went out to supper, it's also our anniversary.

[SAT 9,609]

Happy anniversary.... (poor hillbilly).....

[Ontarkie 14,304]

Thanks!

[SAT 9,609]

Whatju guys eat?

[Ontarkie 14,304]

I has chicken Alfredo. That place makes an amazing Alfredo!

He had 25oz porter house Au Poivre with a brandy demi glaze sauce. Baked potato and salad. They didn't have the prime rib he wanted.

Mine comes with a salad too but I don't eat it so I brought it home for the kids.

Edited June 22, 2015 by Ontarkie

[SAT 9,609]

Holy , a 24 oz steak is huge. He finished it? And, you didn't take the kids? It's father's day....

[Ontarkie 14,304]

Yes he did,we had to go walk it off too.

No the kids didn't come, 2 had to work though.