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Meeting Hannibal Lecter...  

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  1. 1. If Hannibal invited you up to his apartment for a spot of tea, would you:

    • Scream and flee to Las Vegas (where you would be less likely to be followed, due to Hannibal's selective taste)
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    • Get excited, put on your most seductive outfit and go up there with the full intention of jumping his bones...
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    • Tell him no, politely, citing that you have better things to do today than get your brain eaten.
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    • Faint (hoping he wouldn't pick your lifeless body up off the pavement and that you wouldn't subsequently come to clothed in Chanel...)
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    • Go, but arm yourself beforehand with a tazer or similar (hoping he woulnd't find it first and use it on you more creatively than you'd ever thought to use on him)
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    • Ask him what kind of tea. After all, there's a big difference between builder's Tetley and a fine Darjeeling infused with a slice of ginger.
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  2. 2. If you could say just one thing to Hannibal, what would it be?

    • "You're a murderous sonofab*tch - go to hell!" (Then run away quickly.)
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    • "You're so sexy...purrr...let's go and listen to some Opera together."
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    • "Will you go out with me?" (Then run away quickly. Very quickly)
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    • "I never did see what the big deal with you was anyway. You don't scare me one little bit." (Then run away quickly.)
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    • "Tell me Hannibal, do you count tiny cow foetuses whilest trying to sleep, up there in your big apartment...must be big and cold in that apartment..much like your mother's arms might have felt like..." (Staring deeply into his eyes hoping he doesn't stick you with a medical instument before replying.)
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    • "let's go and have a nice cup of Darjeeling and you can tell me about your day."
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  3. 3. How likely do you think you would be to survive a friendship with Hannibal?

    • I would be dead in about 12 minutes.
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    • I would be dead in about 30 minutes.
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    • I would be dead in about 2.5 hours.
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    • I would survive, due to my quick-wittedness and ability to keep SWAT on speed dial.
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    • I would survive because Hannibal would almost certainly find me a kindred soul. I also would appreciate his culinary arts.
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    • I would survive because Hannibal would undoubtedly find me fascinating.
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    • I would die because I am annoying. I'm not sure when, though - would depend on how much I was talking at the time.
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    • Other (please explain).
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    • I have no idea - and I genuinely don't care just as long as he doesn't turn my liver into pate at the end of it all.
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Man why didn't you? Where are your psychic skills at?

If I was Hannibal Lecter in this situation, I'd...oh never mind, let's not go there :D

Heeheheh...this poll is getting quite funny :P

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I would flee to Vegas, but not before asking him what type of tea he prefers and if he takes his black, or light (with cream) - and how he feels about Michael Jackson :whistle:

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Man why didn't you? Where are your psychic skills at?

If I was Hannibal Lecter in this situation, I'd...oh never mind, let's not go there :D

Heeheheh...this poll is getting quite funny :P

Thomas Harris totally isn't the sort of guy you ordinarily credit with coming up with a character like Hannibal Lecter.

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You have missed the most important question - Does it really taste like chicken?

LOL....I thought everything "odd" tasted like chicken....

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I need to make another poll a bit like this. I'm going to go and think about it...

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