Meeting Hannibal Lecter...

[JayJay 4]

Couldn't resist this - I was thinking about it in the bath the other night and chuckling

Have fun!

[MissStacey 1]

I would introduce him to my Ex husband.

[keltic 1]

i would introduce him to my exhubbys current wife... he would find her fascinating...

[SoL. 0]

I would introduce him to my Ex husband.

Ditto

[Savanphil 3]

I would barf all over his shoes...becuse sickos like that make me sick literally

[Nessa 23]

now that's a weird thing to think in the bath

[TracyLuis 0]

I would introduce him to my Ex husband.

Ditto

I ditto your ditto.

[JayJay 4]

I think of many things in the bath...all the better to multitask and wash the blood off at the same time...muahahaha...*giggles evilly and runs away to put milk in her tea....*

Edited February 16, 2007 by JayJay

[de_sjiem 0]

I enjoy the hannibal lecter series.. quite a bit, although its the books that i enjoy, much more than the movies... but definately if i were to meet hannibal, i would be polite as possible since he prefers to eat the rude (and those who play bad music in the orchestra..) I would hope to be interesting enough to keep myself alive...

[JayJay 4]

Well precisely - if one is not rude, and one does not get in the way, one would most surely be perfectly alright in the company of Mr Lecter. At least that's my opinion. Think about the conversations a person could have about all sorts of interesting things like art, and literature..I mean it's gotta be more interesting than talking to a drunken local in a bar in southern Minnesota who's only interest in you is the fact that you're from Britain and have tight jeans on...

Come to think of it, Hannibal might be a pretty excellent drinking partner in case of incidents like those. But then on second thoughts, I doubt he would readily frequest such locations out of choice, preferring more elegant surroundings.

And let's be honest - even if he did kill you, at least your final moments would be quite intellectually engaging - unlike for example if you'd declined his invitation to tea to talk to Wells Fargo on the telephone and be charged $2 for the privilage. And if you were't too annoying, or didn't need to be made an example of, he might even do it in a fairly humane way - less painful than other methods of being killed, surely?

Anyone for a nice big glass of Chianti?

P.S. I also enjoy the Hannibal books - absolutely beautifully written - quite stunning really - Thomas Harris is very talented indeed! I have to say though that Anthony Hopkins is one of my favorite actors, and his portrayal of Hannibal is very full-blooded, so I do enjoy the films as well.

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What a strange poll

[KarenCee 3]

I would introduce him to my Ex husband.

Hmmm.....now that's an excellent idea! I think Hannibal would be so fascinated by my ex's brain (or undetermined grey matter) that he would take my ex off my hands permanently, just to be able to study the brain of a fellow psychopath.

[JayJay 4]

Yes but Karen, he might get sidetracked halfway through, forget what he was doing, come back with a bottle of soy sauce and polish the whole thing off, then go "damn...I remember now.."

[KarenCee 3]

Yes but Karen, he might get sidetracked halfway through, forget what he was doing, come back with a bottle of soy sauce and polish the whole thing off, then go "damn...I remember now.."

Then let's hope soy sauce goes well with that particular dish because it will be more of an appetizer than an entreé!

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Thomas Harris was at my work the other week - I could have asked him