Ric Flair on DVD

[eric&gen 0]

After watching Ric Flair this Thursday night RAW. I think its definitely time for you to retire for the old folks home. You cant handle the big guys there anymore only some punk kid with you can easily beat lol. Out of shape flabby boobies. lol

[Ric Flair 0]

You can call Flair gay and think your funny, ...

I don't call you gay and think it's funny. I call you gay 'cause you are gay.

Check out your ridiculously bizarre appearance. No straight man looks like that

Wooooo!

*points down to the ET's signature line and then to ET and says "You shut your mouth!"*

Listen up Peter Cottontail......Ric Flair is going to send your azz packing down the bunny trail. And if you decide to take another trip to Flair country then you better back a bunch of carrots in your bag to recover from the vision impairment as result of a poke in the eye.

Woooooo!

[ya falaha! 0]

Wooooooooooooooooo!!!!

I've missed you, Ric

[Ric Flair 0]

Ooops Ric! You forgot your makeup for your mugshot-photoshoot.

Wooooo!

Matt? The only mat around here is the one Ric Flair will take you down on if you open your mouth again. Who rides in limos? Ric Flair. Who flys around Flair Country in lear jets? Ric Flair. Who drives all the ladies out of there what? heads....wooooo! Ric Flair.

Woooooo!

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Ooops Ric! You forgot your makeup for your mugshot-photoshoot.

Wooooo!

Matt? The only mat around here is the one Ric Flair will take you down on if you open your mouth again. Who rides in limos? Ric Flair. Who flys around Flair Country in lear jets? Ric Flair. Who drives all the ladies out of there what? heads....wooooo! Ric Flair.

Woooooo!

[Ric Flair 0]

After watching Ric Flair this Thursday night RAW. I think its definitely time for you to retire for the old folks home. You cant handle the big guys there anymore only some punk kid with you can easily beat lol. Out of shape flabby boobies. lol

Wooooo!

Settle down erica, settle down. The only flabbiness around here is your chest after the Nature Boy Ric Flair gets done chopping it.

*points up to the sky and of course erica looks*

*chop, what? chop....offers erica a handshake and pulls it back to straighten up the world's best hair. Wooooo! Everyone wants Flair hair.*

Points to the crowd and tells the ugly chick in the front row to shut her mouth. Erica gets offended.

Wooooooo!

Wooooooooooooooooo!!!!

I've missed you, Ric

Woooooo!

We are live........in VJ........tonight!

Woooooo!

*bounces off the ropes, kicks off the shoes and does the Flair strut*

[Ric Flair 0]

Woooooo!

You know you want more Flair and here it is. Check out the greatest group ever to walk that aisle.

Woooooo!

horseman.bmp

Are you offering a discount to fellow VJ'ers?

Woooooo!

Are you implying that some of the greatest moments in the sport of wrestling and of the Nature Boy Ric Flair himself should be discounted? The fact that it can be purchased is enough of a price break.

Woooooo!

Ahem, 'Professional Wrestling' is hardly a sport.

Woooooo!

If you come from a place with Palm in the name, then Ric Flair knows what you consider a sport.

While you were busy j*rking off in the harbor, Ric Flair was winning championships.

Woooooo!

Riiiiight. Championships of what was it again? Oh yea, sweaty men in spandex wearing masks and capes rolling round on the mat with each other. Yep, Ric Flair is definitely a champion in that regard. In fact, he's on fire as in flaming!

Woooooo!

Ric Flair has been champion more times than you had pieces of azz. If you ever break away from your Palm......harbor......then take a bus north to Flair Country and I'll introduce my palm to your chest in the form of a chop.

Woooooo!

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

You can call Flair gay and think your funny, ...

I don't call you gay and think it's funny. I call you gay 'cause you are gay.

Check out your ridiculously bizarre appearance. No straight man looks like that

Wooooo!

*points down to the ET's signature line and then to ET and says "You shut your mouth!"*

Listen up Peter Cottontail......Ric Flair is going to send your azz packing down the bunny trail. And if you decide to take another trip to Flair country then you better back a bunch of carrots in your bag to recover from the vision impairment as result of a poke in the eye.

Woooooo!

Hey, my signature line is made-up. I can change it anytime at the click of a button. Your bizarre appearance, on the other hand, follows you wherever you go. I see it makes you quite angry that you can't get that prisonmouth fixed. Should have thought of that before you started sucking all that rod... lol

[Ric Flair 0]

You can call Flair gay and think your funny, ...

I don't call you gay and think it's funny. I call you gay 'cause you are gay.

Check out your ridiculously bizarre appearance. No straight man looks like that

Wooooo!

*points down to the ET's signature line and then to ET and says "You shut your mouth!"*

Listen up Peter Cottontail......Ric Flair is going to send your azz packing down the bunny trail. And if you decide to take another trip to Flair country then you better back a bunch of carrots in your bag to recover from the vision impairment as result of a poke in the eye.

Woooooo!

Hey, my signature line is made-up. I can change it anytime at the click of a button. Your bizarre appearance, on the other hand, follows you wherever you go. I see it makes you quite angry that you can't get that prisonmouth fixed. Should have thought of that before you started sucking all that rod... lol

Wooooo!

You can go around and call Flair gay all what? day long, but you know you're gay when your signature says love is two hearts with one song.

Woooooo!

Prison mouth? Your mouth should be sent to prison for speaking on behalf of a retard.

*slaps ET and gives him another quarter to call home*

Tell your friends....tell your mamma.....when you mess with Ric Flair he'll smoke your azz faster than a cigarette for Obama.

Woooooo!

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

You can call Flair gay and think your funny, ...

I don't call you gay and think it's funny. I call you gay 'cause you are gay.

Check out your ridiculously bizarre appearance. No straight man looks like that

Wooooo!

*points down to the ET's signature line and then to ET and says "You shut your mouth!"*

Listen up Peter Cottontail......Ric Flair is going to send your azz packing down the bunny trail. And if you decide to take another trip to Flair country then you better back a bunch of carrots in your bag to recover from the vision impairment as result of a poke in the eye.

Woooooo!

Hey, my signature line is made-up. I can change it anytime at the click of a button. Your bizarre appearance, on the other hand, follows you wherever you go. I see it makes you quite angry that you can't get that prisonmouth fixed. Should have thought of that before you started sucking all that rod... lol

Wooooo!

You can go around and call Flair gay all what? day long, but you know you're gay when your signature says love is two hearts with one song.

Woooooo!

Prison mouth? Your mouth should be sent to prison for speaking on behalf of a retard.

*slaps ET and gives him another quarter to call home*

Tell your friends....tell your mamma.....when you mess with Ric Flair he'll smoke your azz faster than a cigarette for Obama.

Woooooo!

You couldn't smoke my azz if someone put it in a pipe for you.

The only thing you ever managed to smoke is bubba's rod.

Wooo You!

Edited February 20, 2007 by ET-US2004

[Ric Flair 0]

You can call Flair gay and think your funny, ...

I don't call you gay and think it's funny. I call you gay 'cause you are gay.

Check out your ridiculously bizarre appearance. No straight man looks like that

Wooooo!

*points down to the ET's signature line and then to ET and says "You shut your mouth!"*

Listen up Peter Cottontail......Ric Flair is going to send your azz packing down the bunny trail. And if you decide to take another trip to Flair country then you better back a bunch of carrots in your bag to recover from the vision impairment as result of a poke in the eye.

Woooooo!

Hey, my signature line is made-up. I can change it anytime at the click of a button. Your bizarre appearance, on the other hand, follows you wherever you go. I see it makes you quite angry that you can't get that prisonmouth fixed. Should have thought of that before you started sucking all that rod... lol

Wooooo!

You can go around and call Flair gay all what? day long, but you know you're gay when your signature says love is two hearts with one song.

Woooooo!

Prison mouth? Your mouth should be sent to prison for speaking on behalf of a retard.

*slaps ET and gives him another quarter to call home*

Tell your friends....tell your mamma.....when you mess with Ric Flair he'll smoke your azz faster than a cigarette for Obama.

Woooooo!

You couldn't smoke my azz if someone put it in a pipe for you.

The only thing you ever managed to smoke is bubba's rod.

Wooo You!

Wooooo!

*gives ET a reeces pieces and stuff him in a pipe. What is this? What could be happening? Yes! ET's eyes start to fall and the tears well up. Wooooo! Flair stuffs ET in a pipe and lights his azz up yet again*

That's all Rehardt

Wooooo!

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

yawn...

Flair, all you ever stuffed was bubba's rod into your mouth.

All you ever smoked was said rod.

The rest is just your wishful thinking...

[eric&gen 0]

After watching Ric Flair this Thursday night RAW. I think its definitely time for you to retire for the old folks home. You cant handle the big guys there anymore only some punk kid with you can easily beat lol. Out of shape flabby boobies. lol

Wooooo!

Settle down erica, settle down. The only flabbiness around here is your chest after the Nature Boy Ric Flair gets done chopping it.

*points up to the sky and of course erica looks*

*chop, what? chop....offers erica a handshake and pulls it back to straighten up the world's best hair. Wooooo! Everyone wants Flair hair.*

Points to the crowd and tells the ugly chick in the front row to shut her mouth. Erica gets offended.

Wooooooo!

Wooooooooooooooooo!!!!

I've missed you, Ric

Woooooo!

We are live........in VJ........tonight!

Woooooo!

*bounces off the ropes, kicks off the shoes and does the Flair strut*

Did you have a sex change? sure looks like it with those ugly old floppy tities bouncing around the ring lol.

[Ric Flair 0]

yawn...

Flair, all you ever stuffed was bubba's rod into your mouth.

All you ever smoked was said rod.

The rest is just your wishful thinking...

Wooooo!

Listen up, Reintard. This is Flair country and in Flair country to be the man you've got to beat the man. The only man you've ever beaten was the little one in your pants.

Are you trying to form the Reintard foundation with erica? One chop from Ric Flair and they'll change your name to poptard.

Woooooo!

After watching Ric Flair this Thursday night RAW. I think its definitely time for you to retire for the old folks home. You cant handle the big guys there anymore only some punk kid with you can easily beat lol. Out of shape flabby boobies. lol

Wooooo!

Settle down erica, settle down. The only flabbiness around here is your chest after the Nature Boy Ric Flair gets done chopping it.

*points up to the sky and of course erica looks*

*chop, what? chop....offers erica a handshake and pulls it back to straighten up the world's best hair. Wooooo! Everyone wants Flair hair.*

Points to the crowd and tells the ugly chick in the front row to shut her mouth. Erica gets offended.

Wooooooo!

Wooooooooooooooooo!!!!

I've missed you, Ric

Woooooo!

We are live........in VJ........tonight!

Woooooo!

*bounces off the ropes, kicks off the shoes and does the Flair strut*

Did you have a sex change? sure looks like it with those ugly old floppy tities bouncing around the ring lol.

Woooooo!

You shut your mouth erica.....lesbians shouldn't adopt.

Woooooo!

[almaty 19]

hmmmmm,.... i see Ric been missing his sensitivity classes again