Porn star seeks fame with clothes on

[peejay 327]

Ron Jeremy romantices about the old days when just about anybody could get into a porn movie. Nowadays, they have standards.

Old Ron made his bones in "Behind the Green Door". In that classic he had a solo scene in which he blew himself. I would estimate that less than .001% of the male population could master that trick or have what it takes to do that number. That alone could eliminate "just about anybody".

Rent the movie and learn something. Ron's the man and he ain't shy. His reputation alone keeps the ladies flocking at his feet. Most pencil necked geeks can only dream. Ron lived it.

The guy's a legend.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Ron Jeremy romantices about the old days when just about anybody could get into a porn movie. Nowadays, they have standards.

Old Ron made his bones in "Behind the Green Door". In that classic he had a solo scene in which he blew himself. I would estimate that less than .001% of the male population could master that trick or have what it takes to do that number. That alone could eliminate "just about anybody".

Rent the movie and learn something. Ron's the man and he ain't shy. His reputation alone keeps the ladies flocking at his feet. Most pencil necked geeks can only dream. Ron lived it.

The guy's a legend.

Whoa!!! I wonder if he was the best he ever had?

[peejay 327]

Ron Jeremy romantices about the old days when just about anybody could get into a porn movie. Nowadays, they have standards.

Old Ron made his bones in "Behind the Green Door". In that classic he had a solo scene in which he blew himself. I would estimate that less than .001% of the male population could master that trick or have what it takes to do that number. That alone could eliminate "just about anybody".

Rent the movie and learn something. Ron's the man and he ain't shy. His reputation alone keeps the ladies flocking at his feet. Most pencil necked geeks can only dream. Ron lived it.

The guy's a legend.

Whoa!!! I wonder if he was the best he ever had?

He was just strutting his stuff. Like I said...these upstarts in the porno biz now-a-days have nothing on Ron. He's the man. Ron was porno when porno wasn't cool.

[peejay 327]

Ron Jeremy romantices about the old days when just about anybody could get into a porn movie. Nowadays, they have standards.

Old Ron made his bones in "Behind the Green Door". In that classic he had a solo scene in which he blew himself. I would estimate that less than .001% of the male population could master that trick or have what it takes to do that number. That alone could eliminate "just about anybody".

Rent the movie and learn something. Ron's the man and he ain't shy. His reputation alone keeps the ladies flocking at his feet. Most pencil necked geeks can only dream. Ron lived it.

The guy's a legend.

Whoa!!! I wonder if he was the best he ever had?

He was just strutting his stuff. Like I said...these upstarts in the porno biz now-a-days have nothing on Ron. He's the man. Ron was porno when porno wasn't cool.

He wasn't listed on the credits for "Behind the Green Door". Maybe it was "The Devil in Miss Jones"? He's still the man though! When God made Ron...he threw away the mold.

Edited February 15, 2007 by peejay

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Ron Jeremy romantices about the old days when just about anybody could get into a porn movie. Nowadays, they have standards.

Old Ron made his bones in "Behind the Green Door". In that classic he had a solo scene in which he blew himself. I would estimate that less than .001% of the male population could master that trick or have what it takes to do that number. That alone could eliminate "just about anybody".

Rent the movie and learn something. Ron's the man and he ain't shy. His reputation alone keeps the ladies flocking at his feet. Most pencil necked geeks can only dream. Ron lived it.

The guy's a legend.

Whoa!!! I wonder if he was the best he ever had?

He was just strutting his stuff. Like I said...these upstarts in the porno biz now-a-days have nothing on Ron. He's the man. Ron was porno when porno wasn't cool.

He wasn't listed on the credits for "Behind the Green Door". Maybe it was "The Devil in Miss Jones"? He's still the man though! When God made Ron...he threw away the mold.

I would hope so.

[almaty 19]

ron was hung..and make a burro jealous ....no, john wadd holmes though

[DeadPoolX 9]

Ron Jeremy has actually has a number of bit parts in mainstream Hollywood movies over the years, such as Ghostbusters, Orgazmo, Detroit Rock City and Reindeer Games, to name just a few. They also made a likeness of him in a video game called Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude -- the developers went and got Jeremy's permission for it as well. So I guess he's been edging in slowly. Still, I doubt anyone is really going to take an ex-porn actor seriously. That may be unfair, but sometimes your past can haunt you.

[pedroh 21]

Ron Jeremy romantices about the old days when just about anybody could get into a porn movie. Nowadays, they have standards.

Old Ron made his bones in "Behind the Green Door". In that classic he had a solo scene in which he blew himself. I would estimate that less than .001% of the male population could master that trick or have what it takes to do that number. That alone could eliminate "just about anybody".

Rent the movie and learn something. Ron's the man and he ain't shy. His reputation alone keeps the ladies flocking at his feet. Most pencil necked geeks can only dream. Ron lived it.

The guy's a legend.

Whoa!!! I wonder if he was the best he ever had?

He was just strutting his stuff. Like I said...these upstarts in the porno biz now-a-days have nothing on Ron. He's the man. Ron was porno when porno wasn't cool.

OWNED

yea... Ron's the Uber Porn man.. he's an icon.. Rocco Siffredi or Peter North are n00bz compared to him.. and yes he's in legendary pr0n movies, when those were cult movies, not just everyday pron

[almaty 19]

Ron Jeremy romantices about the old days when just about anybody could get into a porn movie. Nowadays, they have standards.

Old Ron made his bones in "Behind the Green Door". In that classic he had a solo scene in which he blew himself. I would estimate that less than .001% of the male population could master that trick or have what it takes to do that number. That alone could eliminate "just about anybody".

Rent the movie and learn something. Ron's the man and he ain't shy. His reputation alone keeps the ladies flocking at his feet. Most pencil necked geeks can only dream. Ron lived it.

The guy's a legend.

Whoa!!! I wonder if he was the best he ever had?

He was just strutting his stuff. Like I said...these upstarts in the porno biz now-a-days have nothing on Ron. He's the man. Ron was porno when porno wasn't cool.

OWNED

yea... Ron's the Uber Porn man.. he's an icon.. Rocco Siffredi or Peter North are n00bz compared to him.. and yes he's in legendary pr0n movies, when those were cult movies, not just everyday pron

peter north..was a sprayer

[one...two...tree 2,762]

Ron Jeremy romantices about the old days when just about anybody could get into a porn movie. Nowadays, they have standards.

Old Ron made his bones in "Behind the Green Door". In that classic he had a solo scene in which he blew himself. I would estimate that less than .001% of the male population could master that trick or have what it takes to do that number. That alone could eliminate "just about anybody".

Rent the movie and learn something. Ron's the man and he ain't shy. His reputation alone keeps the ladies flocking at his feet. Most pencil necked geeks can only dream. Ron lived it.

The guy's a legend.

Whoa!!! I wonder if he was the best he ever had?

He was just strutting his stuff. Like I said...these upstarts in the porno biz now-a-days have nothing on Ron. He's the man. Ron was porno when porno wasn't cool.

OWNED

yea... Ron's the Uber Porn man.. he's an icon.. Rocco Siffredi or Peter North are n00bz compared to him.. and yes he's in legendary pr0n movies, when those were cult movies, not just everyday pron

peter north..was a sprayer

Would've made a good fireman.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

I saw Ron Jeremy on one of those Emmanuel soft porn HBO late nite movies, the one where the blimp ends up in the Astral Plain, and he had his clothes on the entire short two scenes he was in, thank God!

[TBoneTX 45,288]

And this 6-year-old thread was revived why, exactly?

[Darnell 8,478]

Yay Ron Jeremy !

He's been on 'Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show' (check it out on youtube)

and an episode of 'Dave's Old Porn' ..

I like it that he's been branching out, but he's also been the spokesman for some male enhancement products and actually gives advice (for a fee) to many porn directors..

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

And this 6-year-old thread was revived why, exactly?

Why not? Do you feel suddenly inadequate for some reason?

[TBoneTX 45,288]

Why not? Do you feel suddenly inadequate for some reason?

Please explain both.