The Member Formerly Known As Darnell Memorial Rant (note he is taking a break nothing wrong with him)

[SAT 9,609]

Is Tark done talking to himself? ....

[SAT 9,609]

Part-Thursday Part-Report, see man:

Got to bed at 2:Many a.m. and was awake coughing for ~another hour, phlegmatic man.

Awoke groggily to alarm and almost could not get out of bed, no zzz and no man.

Had not heating-padded acupunked back soon enough, no man.

Waited only Many (2x2x2x2+1) hours before doing that, gee man.

Have set two acupunkings for next week,

Does the acupuncture guy wear a Batman suit?

It's time for Stretches dinner report.....

[SAT 9,609]

You see? What did I tell you guys? The most prestigious thing you can have as a mainlander is an American passport. Now you see why.....

http://www.businessinsider.com/40-of-chinas-100-most-wanted-fugitives-live-in-the-us-2015-4

Edited April 23, 2015 by SAT

[Merrytooth 5,748]

You see? What did I tell you guys? The most prestigious thing you can have as a mainlander is an American passport. Now you see why.....

http://www.businessinsider.com/40-of-chinas-100-most-wanted-fugitives-live-in-the-us-2015-4

You should go hunt them down in US.

Maybe the China govt will give you $$$ rewards or make you a honorary citizen of China

[SAT 9,609]

Hmm.....

I'm already an honorary citizen of Alabama. Presented by governor Bob Riley back in 04.

And, bama is like China.....

No toilets.....

Edited April 23, 2015 by SAT

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Part-Thursday Part-Report, see man:

Got to bed at 2:Many a.m. and was awake coughing for ~another hour, phlegmatic man.

Awoke groggily to alarm and almost could not get out of bed, no zzz and no man.

Had not heating-padded acupunked back soon enough, no man.

Waited only Many (2x2x2x2+1) hours before doing that, gee man.

Have set two acupunkings for next week, LONG time to wait man.

Can't you self-acupunked yourself?

[SAT 9,609]

I know how to give acupuncture to Tiff, in da butt, with a fork.....

[SAT 9,609]

Where's that useless stretch to tell us what she's feeding the hillbilly.....

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Where's that useless stretch to tell us what she's feeding the hillbilly.....

why don't you tell us what your useless tiff is feeding you first ..

[SAT 9,609]

Man I gotta feed her.....

That's why I like to hear stories of you broads cooking!!

I did take out 2 big fat ribeyes, they're sitting in the fridge......

[Merrytooth 5,748]

I am probably not cooking tonight.

There is leftover taco ground meat that my hubs could make taco nachos for himself.

There is also buffalo chicken breast that he could make a sandwich for himself.

There is also a Jalapeno cheese beef burger patty that he could grill and make a burger for himself.

[SAT 9,609]

Tooth 8 & Tiff = kindred spirits......

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Tooth 8 & Tiff = kindred spirits......

[SAT 9,609]

Tooth 8= no cook

Tiff= no cook

[Ontarkie 14,449]

Does the acupuncture guy wear a Batman suit?

It's time for Stretches dinner report.....

Hamburgers and pasta roni its a lazy meal