The Member Formerly Known As Darnell Memorial Rant (note he is taking a break nothing wrong with him)

[SAT 9,609]

where's that useless Tarklar.....

The EU needs to start putting migrants back on ferries when they attempt to cross illegally via boat. They keep letting them in and more keep coming. It is a good example of why "nice" immigration policies don't work.

And America needs to start learning the consequences of illegal immigration from the EU.

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Well, the key is not letting them in the first place, just take them off one boat and put them on another...

where will the boat go to then?

It is the unscrupulous smugglers that put those migrants on the boat and then abandon the boat middle of sea, hoping the EU countries will rescue them.

I would say, go after these smugglers first.

Sad to say, with all the internal wars, corruptions, incompetent governments, I don't see these African countries prosperous in the near future.

[SAT 9,609]

Send them to Marklar

[SAT 9,609]

You guys just reminded me, I wanna go see this play lol

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Book_of_Mormon_%28musical%29

[SAT 9,609]

where's that lazy azz Stretch......

She should be preparing some lamb chops for the family for dinner. Because it's April 22.

speaking of 4-22. Which one of you marklars smoked pot on 4-20?

May be Darklar smoked some of the stuff that he's been growing.

[Ontarkie 14,383]

What does lamb have to do with the 22?

I don't eat lamb so I won't be cooking it.

And I was busy cleaning the house and now putting my little peanut to sleep.

[SAT 9,609]

22= lamb. Ttarkculus

[Merrytooth 5,748]

We should put Steve to sleep too

[TBoneTX 45,875]

any person know that you should pay off credit cards at the end of the month. Duh.

Si and duh, ma'am.

I might have stumbled on to something, trip over own feet man. When I pay our credit-card bills, let's say that the amount is $Many.Many. I will round up to the next dollar figure and pay an even $Many.00. I wonder if doing so over a period of time results in one's credit rating or credit-worthiness improving, huh man.

[TBoneTX 45,875]

When I strike it rich

Avoid striking the Rich, D ma'am; they might hit you back or would certainly withhold their largesse, si D ma'am.

Look! Tark can get a green card

http://news.yahoo.com/york-judge-consider-claims-chimpanzees-legal-persons-143128751.html

Finally -- immigration reform, whee man!!!!!!!

Polish League of American Football

Rules, oj see:

1. Be sure to use a football rather than a basketball, etc., oj tak.

2. You have Many tries to gain Many yards, oj tak.

Many. Penalties vary, but each is usually at least Many yards, oj tak.

Many. The referees are human beings and normally won't eat Purina Zebra Chow, oj nie.

Many. Tickets to the game cost $Many but will be paid for by Auntie Asia, she man.

(Beneficent Auntie Asia! Beneficent, BENEFICENT Auntie Asia!)

Armed with the above knowledge, most Many-year-old boys will have a greater enjoyment of the game, oj tak.

Edited April 22, 2015 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,875]

fat guy eating one a those big giant kit kats

I go to the walgreens, they didn't haev the giant kit kats. So I bought a giant pack of kit kat.

He and you are cannibals, shame man! Who will sign for her new casa, huh man? Who will argue with the airline to refund her Singapore ticket, huh man? Huh huh huh man?

"How many people are we having for dinner tonight, Dear?" asked the cannibal.

Totally OT, but Queen Elizabeth had her Manyth birthday yesterday

Totally saved your bacon from an egregious P-math error, for shame man.

watching American football will be a new experience.

Read rules helpfully posted earlier, see ma'am.

How many of you ever heard of this here company.......

We have, si man! There was a link to it in this thread, see man!

Just spent another hour on the pot

Our lawyers are preparing the lawsuit for nonpayment of pre-owned toilet seat purchases, grrrr man.

where's that useless Tarklar.....

Ask and ye shall receive, oj tak.

[TBoneTX 45,875]

Half-Hump-Day Half-Humped Report, see man:

Awoke nearly an hour before alarm was set to go off at o'dark-Many, truncated zzz man.

Cat assisted in ensuring our awakeness, purring miu man.

Got culprit back acupunked, somewhat better man.

True test will be tomorrow morn, delayed response in some people man.

Saw a full Many cops issuing tickets on inbound commute, shudder man.

Not one, not two, not Many, but MANY, thick as coproaches man.

All on other side of highway, best place for all of them man.

Got a Kojak parking-space, who loves ya baby man.

Furious sales of pre-owned toilet seats, $i man.

Will be assigned to an Aldi run tonight, by She Who Must Be Obeyed she man.

Have nighttime airport run to retrieve Sister-Mrs.-T-B.-#Many & hubby tomorrow, mpg man.

Will get no naps probably till Sunday at least, pure torture man.

Must return to sales & quality-testing of POTSs, livelihood man.

Afternoon/evenin', present or absent Commie- and other babes with +1 inventories!

[SAT 9,609]

Avoid striking the Rich, D ma'am; they might hit you back or would certainly withhold their largesse, si D ma'am.

Finally -- immigration reform, whee man!!!!!!!

Rules, oj see:

1. Be sure to use a football rather than a basketball, etc., oj tak.

2. You have Many tries to gain Many yards, oj tak.

Many. Penalties vary, but each is usually at least Many yards, oj tak.

Many. The referees are human beings and normally won't eat Purina Zebra Chow, oj nie.

Many. Tickets to the game cost $Many but will be paid for by Auntie Asia, she man.

(Beneficent Auntie Asia! Beneficent, BENEFICENT Auntie Asia!)

Armed with the above knowledge, most Many-year-old boys will have a greater enjoyment of the game, oj tak.

If they shape the football like a kielbasa, it'll never get dropped, fumbled, or intercepted....

[Ontarkie 14,383]

I think if you take your nephew even if you two don't get into the game you could still have fun, just need to think outside the box

[SAT 9,609]

Half-Hump-Day Half-Humped Report, see man:

Saw a full Many cops issuing tickets on inbound commute, shudder man.

Not one, not two, not Many, but MANY, thick as coproaches man.

All on other side of highway, best place for all of them man.

If you're lucky, you'll get a ticket on your way home

I think if you take your nephew even if you two don't get into the game you could still have fun, just need to think outside the box

That's why stretch goes to the strip joint with hillbilly all the time