The Member Formerly Known As Darnell Memorial Rant (note he is taking a break nothing wrong with him)

[Merrytooth 5,748]

You know what I've learned, when people realize that you're well to do, they try to borrow from you. That's why I keep telling you guys, if you hit lotto, disappear!

But in the case of Fat boy, he's a good kid. I told you guys that. He's always tired from a hard days work. Now with a GF (That china broad that keeps leaving him and coming back), he's even busier. Tiff grew up with him and his brothers. So she's close to him. I see a lot of me in Fat boy.....I think he's going to be the winner of the family in the future.

Why can't he get his own credit card in the first place? Even new immigrant on VJ here could work their way to get a credit card starting from $500 limit.

If not, then just use a debit card.

Edited April 22, 2015 by Merrytooth

[SAT 9,609]

Why can't he get his own credit card in the first place? Even new immigrant on VJ here could work their way to get a credit card starting from $500 limit.

If not, then just use a debit card.

<psst....> he's here on a student visa, remember?

ah I feel all refreshed after a new year shower.

and what, may I ask, are you still doing up?

[SAT 9,609]

Ah I know, you're waiting for Tark to show up so you can ignore him while he talks to himself......

Brilliant!

[Merrytooth 5,748]

You bluff me..

http://www.internationalstudentloan.com/resources/how-to-apply-for-a-credit-card.php

For many international students, it is difficult to get a credit card in the US because they have not yet spent time building up a credit history and because they are not US residents. You may want to consider using a “secured credit card.” The cards offer some of the conveniences of a credit card, but you secure your card with a deposit that becomes your credit line. These cards are reported as regular credit cards on your credit report.

My chinese co-workers could obtain credit cards when they were on F1 student visa too.

Ok, I am go to bed now.. Need to wake up early for Master swim tomorrow

[SAT 9,609]

yeah, well, he can't get a credit card. Or at least he couldn't at the time I gave him one. And even if he can now, I bet he can't get a good rate.

Secured credit cards have a limit only in the amount that you deposit.

whadayamean "Master swim"? is there a "servant swim"?

I think even Stretch went to sleep.

I'm a gonna go watch some TV.......

[Ontarkie 14,383]

1- I already eat free there.

2- the kid's father doesn't own the restaurant. He works there. Kenny's father owns the joint.

3- Tiff's fat cousin is embarrassed. He quietly asked Tiff to get him a credit card, which she did. But I have told her to monitor it with unblinking eyes. So far, he's good. He always pays me when I make the payment, so he's not a stiff. He's lucky I like him. He's my protege....

1- The kid works 7 days a week. I grant him that. I help him along.

2- Too bad! who told you to marry Hillbilly. You shoulda married me! You cook, you shop.....

Bah you can't afford to have me cook! Plus I'm a package deal

But kitchen like yours I would be in heaven! And you would be fat

yeah, well, he can't get a credit card. Or at least he couldn't at the time I gave him one. And even if he can now, I bet he can't get a good rate.

Secured credit cards have a limit only in the amount that you deposit.

whadayamean "Master swim"? is there a "servant swim"?

I think even Stretch went to sleep.

I'm a gonna go watch some TV.......

I'm gong to sleep I was working instagram

Edited April 22, 2015 by Ontarkie

[SAT 9,609]

Stretch comes with instant Brady bunch lol

My kitchen is isn't that great comparing to some of the ones that I've seen. Even my old driver has a better kitchen than me.

Now watching little rascals save the day...

Edited April 22, 2015 by SAT

[kitthekat 1,317]

I see a lot of me in Fat boy....

is it the fat?

(kidding!!)

[Asia 2,498]

Morning!

[TBoneTX 45,873]

I so could use a maid/helper for these last 2 weeks. Just keeping up with the chores is really wearing me out.

Mrs. T-B. normally responds, "The maid has left. Get/clean/cook it yourself," she man.

However, we arrived later than usual this eve to find everyone out of the casa, including the cat, who had gotten out and (as usual) no one noticed sigh miu man. The kitchen and garage entry were VERY well-organized, and there were two Many-gallon bags of garbage plus a full recycle bin. We removed all; when the brood returned, we inquired, and Mrs. T-B. said that Mama T-B. wanted something to do in order to take her mind off her grief, so they cleaned the casa, she and senior she man.

An ex GF just called me....

Whoever it is, go for it, better deal man!

my ex-in-laws are coming to visit in June.

If they're ex-in-laws, does that make them outlaws, huh ma'am?

[Asia 2,498]

Ah phooey! you find everything offensive......

like some FBI guy insulting Poland and it's people

Yeah, sorry

But while:

1) some western goverments collaborated with the Nazi (like Norwegians and French)

2) in some western countries Jews enjoyed some freedoms and could be send to some other countries (like Danes did)

Poland:

1) had no government

2) the country was invaded by the Nazi and the Soviets (who killed thousands of officers and professors in Katyn and other places across the USSR, and yet for years after the war they pushed the blame on Nazi and the rest of the world accepted that explanation) at the same time

3) its citizens were killed for helping Jews, and yet tons of Poles were helping Jews, cause that was the right thing to do

And after all these years we still hear about Polish death camps (from US President in 2012), and about Poles being responsible for Holocaust (FBI Director last week).

So sorry for being offended by such words.

[TBoneTX 45,873]

Man if I charged for everything I'd be filthy rich....

Don't forget to pay your overdue consulting bills and the balance due on your pre-owned toilet seats that were confirmed to be delivered, by means of your own signature, see here man.

I could use a shopping spree and I promise it's probably no way near what your wife would spend

Don't leech yet, no D ma'am, until he pays his POTSs account, $i man.

I think Steve has a leech problem.

The brilliant Nola is jumping on the bandwagon, +Many man.

Edited April 22, 2015 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,873]

I think even Stretch went to sleep.

We didn't, no man.

And Asia's here, oj tak. Present Asia! Present, PRESENT Asia!

I'm a package deal

Would you possibly be a rubia, huh D ma'am?

Edited April 22, 2015 by TBoneTX

[Asia 2,498]

Heck Steve since you like paying other ppls bills on your cards I could use a shopping spree and I promise it's probably no way near what your wife would spend

LOL same here!

[TBoneTX 45,873]

Continuing-Tuesday continuing report, see earlier and see here man:

Had to take out casa-cleaning garbage, egad man.

Mini-B. went to dentist today for fillings and bore it with flying colors, good wee man.

Was granted nap but couldn't because of back-pain, no zzz man.

Last nap-chance for all week, sigh man...

Dished the warsher and must de-dish it, job of husband around here man.

Getting acupunked in morn, can't wait no man.

Sadly, must AGAIN abandon dialogue with intelligent witty present Asia, sigh man.

(Intelligent witty present Asia! Intelligent, INTELLIGENT witty WITTY present PRESENT Asia!)

De-dish cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', intelligent witty present Commie- and other babes with +1 inventories!