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Well for a change both munchkins slept till Many am, too bad a certain little boy slept lousy all night.

It's in his little job description, wee man.

At IHop :P

Where's the +Many,000 button, huh man?

2. Okay so are belgian waffles better than pancakes?

1. Why is my husband such an ### in the morning?

1. Because mornings should be declared illegal on general principles, need more zzz man, and because it's in his job description, needs zzz man.

2. A well-dressed elderly woman entered the psychiatrist's office. "And what brings you here today, ma;am?" he asked her.

"I'm here at the insistence of my family," said the lady. "They're concerned because I like waffles."

"That's not necessarily unusual," said the psychiatrist. "I happen to like waffles, myself."

"You do?" asked the old lady, brightening visibly. "Then you MUST come over sometime. So far, I have 2x2x2+1 suitcases FILLED with them!"

I'm learning Spanish so I can curse out el Tarklo with it....

Cabrón.....

Don't even think about it, oj nie: I learned all the important words (the bad ones) first, oj tak!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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It's Many degrees outside again.....

Tomorrow, Many and rain....

Texas Many, Nueva York hopeless, si and sigh man.

Takoyaki (Octopus ball)

Those poor castrated octopodia (= correct plural), ouch man! How will they repopulate themselves, huh man?

Just took a nap.....

Well, FINALLY some sense stated and exhibited by you, hmmmph man.

[intensely audits +1 donations]

Just one from Asia, oj huh? Parsimonious Asia! Parsimonious, PARSIMONIOUS Asia!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Thursday pre-noon report, pre-see man:

Awoke earlier than desired (= to alarm), truncated zzz man.

Heap Strong bedtime allergy medicine pretty good again, effective man.

Attended rather out-of-way ES before morning commute, see ES man.

Bought nothing, but old lady obviously had good taste in stuff, she man.

She was also a member of the "red hat" club, counted Many (2+2+2+1) man.

Decent inbound commute, no tickets man.

Have already made weekly quota for pre-owned toilet seats, whee man.

We credit Ontarklar, for having chased all her disgruntled customers over here, D ma'am.

Said customers are now fully gruntled, by we man.

Must focus on flood of phone & e-mail calls, whee man.

Afternoon, Commie- and other and cheese-feed-catting Singapura babes with +1 inventories!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Did you see Darnell post last night ?? :secret:

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Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

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My mother id driving me nuts :girlwerewolf2xn::girlwerewolf2xn:

She doesn't have a cc but is trying to buy online, she can't use paypal. She could use her Visa debit card as they have that now in Canada but she for some strange reason doesn't want to do that. Then she says she can put the money in the bank and have me buy the stuff then and take the money out of the bank :girlwerewolf2xn::girlwerewolf2xn:

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Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

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My mother id driving me nuts :girlwerewolf2xn::girlwerewolf2xn:

She doesn't have a cc but is trying to buy online, she can't use paypal. She could use her Visa debit card as they have that now in Canada but she for some strange reason doesn't want to do that. Then she says she can put the money in the bank and have me buy the stuff then and take the money out of the bank :girlwerewolf2xn::girlwerewolf2xn:

Your mom is at least 30 times smarter than you. Using a debit card online(or anywhere) is one of the worst security breeches you can expose yourself to.

So if you wanna expose yourself....

Expose away.....

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Your mom is at least 30 times smarter than you. Using a debit card online(or anywhere) is one of the worst security breeches you can expose yourself to.

So if you wanna expose yourself....

Expose away.....

Well it doesn't matter they have my sister still living at home and sucking them dry :P

I've been trying to get her to get a re loadable card but that seems to be impossible for her to grasp.

Oh man, this is too good.....

I'm a gettinq ready to get outta here for the weekend....

And I'm not coming back till....Monday!

Or whenever....

About time!

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Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

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