The Member Formerly Known As Darnell Memorial Rant (note he is taking a break nothing wrong with him)

[kitthekat 1,317]

it is so nice to be able to have a hot mug of coffee ready with a push of a button lol. how did we live before this...

[SAT 9,609]

Only if Tiff is Wendy Deng

Her thuggy friends must be trying to fleece her/your money

I told them that they gotta pay rent lol.....

And commercial space in NY, ain't cheap....

it is so nice to be able to have a hot mug of coffee ready with a push of a button lol. how did we live before this...

You wanna go to the keurig, and I wanna revert back to the sock coffee. I'm having a co of VC coffee right now.....

See?

[SAT 9,609]

It's mostly around food, like a fudge shop, restaurants, and I was tempted to do a furry store so older daughter would be set.

You stole J's idea!!

She's the only person here allowed to open a fudge shop.

Now, if you get the hillbilly to box the fudge. Would he be a....#######?

That's....fudge....- packer....

There

Bypassed the filter

And really, is that a profanity?

How am I supposed to crack my jokes if it won't let me say "#######"

See?

[SAT 9,609]

Now, here I am, sitting by myself, blogging with you guys, having dim sum. I'm just glad that I have a moment to myself.

And my BIL is complaining that he's lonely and don't wanna be by himself. <sigh> he'll learn.....

I guess that's why I like fishing, aside being a life long passion, it lets me get away for a few hours.....

Golf does the same thing. But I don't like to play golf....

[SAT 9,609]

No one's bothering me at the restaurant today......

Don't wanna jinx it......

[SAT 9,609]

After this, I'm a gonna go to HD, get some plants, and plant them!

[Asia 2,498]

It was sad.

We tried to have the HIllbilly's parents take her as they don't have anyone ever at their house and she loved them. But they didn't want a dog, we would of paid all the vet visits and food for her and away from kids.

And that's even more sad

[kitthekat 1,317]

steve the gardener...has a nice ring to it!

[Asia 2,498]

After this, I'm a gonna go to HD, get some plants, and plant them!

Sounds like a good plan

[SAT 9,609]

No it doesn't.....

Farmer dark has a nice sound to it....

I just plant a few things with the kiddo. Like tomatoes, egg plants, winter melon....

[oohpartiv 484]

Guys, I got promoted today! Happy Friday!

I'm feeling super fat today, which makes no sense because I haven't gained any weight recently... It think it's a Netflix/pajamas kind of day.

[kitthekat 1,317]

i guess that silly math question from singapore has gone viral...the sentence structure is horrific, i'm so embarrassed for anyone to think that's the norm in singapore test questions (it's really not, depending on the school you're in).

Guys, I got promoted today! Happy Friday!

I'm feeling super fat today, which makes no sense because I haven't gained any weight recently... It think it's a Netflix/pajamas kind of day.

omg congrats!!

[SAT 9,609]

What viral Singapore math question?

Whatever it is, blame Poland.....

[oohpartiv 484]

Yeah, this is the first time I'm hearing about it. What is it, everyone lol'ing at a foreign country's English?

[kitthekat 1,317]

this one: http://www.cnn.com/2015/04/15/living/feat-cheryl-birthday-math-problem-goes-viral/