The Member Formerly Known As Darnell Memorial Rant (note he is taking a break nothing wrong with him)

[kitthekat 1,317]

back from hair appt! went a slightly richer brown this time, and for the first time in over a year, chopped off more than half of my hair. i just wasn't feeling the butt long tresses anymore.

[Ontarkie 14,378]

I've been thinking the same Kit but I probably won't cut it.

[SAT 9,609]

Hillbilly can cut it...

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

It will be 3 years this summer since I last cut my hair.

I've got to get the Dane to do it one of these days.

[kitthekat 1,317]

I've been thinking the same Kit but I probably won't cut it.

why not?

It will be 3 years this summer since I last cut my hair.

I've got to get the Dane to do it one of these days.

i felt kinda relieved once it was all cut off, and that was only after a year. can't imagine how good you'll feel once you get your hair cut!

[Ontarkie 14,378]

why not?

i felt kinda relieved once it was all cut off, and that was only after a year. can't imagine how good you'll feel once you get your hair cut!

I cut it all the time this was the last time. I just let it grow back each time so I think I will just leave it this time.

[TBoneTX 45,866]

1. She wouldn't have gone out with you. Because her eyesight is good...

2. I can afford not cooking

1. Mrs. T-B. has Many/Many eyesight, she see man.

2. The point is that you shouldn't HAVE to, see and no man.

How's a chicken gonna fit into a cell phone? It might fit into your butt tho.....

Microcheep technology, see man.

Did they use a Cockpot to cook rooster?

Now THIS is funny, ha man.

Hubby came to take me out to lunch!

When this happens, they're buttering you up because they want money, beware D ma'am!!!!!

[TBoneTX 45,866]

1. the first thing they did was send their loan officer a big bouquet of flowers and a thank you note for all the hard work

2. as many pods as you want for $0.ManyMany each

1. You should send yours one that says "take a long walk off a short pier," sigh ma'am.

2. That's either a great deal or a ripoff, whee or sigh ma'am.

Many cents is heart attark prices, the coffee I mentioned is like Many cents.

Heart attark

And what kind of a better deal is THAT, huh man?! Really now, sigh man.

The loan officer is just a ManyHManyV, who can't do a simple job.

That explains it, si ma'am. She needs a ManyHManyV instead, verily ma'am.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

i felt kinda relieved once it was all cut off, and that was only after a year. can't imagine how good you'll feel once you get your hair cut!

My hair is pretty long, but I'd rather not cut off more than the uneven ends that have been way overprocessed in those 3 years.

Maybe when I dye my hair again this week I'll have him do it after he helps me wash out the color. LOL.

[TBoneTX 45,866]

most of the time he will get unsweet tea

What kind of a hillbilly orders unsweet tea, egad D ma'am?!

holy heck I'm bored [...] I hope I get the library job.

Now tell us how you REALLY feel, Niki-B. ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,866]

she's always doing this to me.

One easy solution, which we've been telling you in every thread, sigh man.

I like pizza with all the veggies except olive on there. I prefer pesto sauce to tomato too. At least on pizza.

I like pork-flavored ice cream, oink man.

Hawaiian Pizza

Way back in the Manys, Pizza Hut or somebody tried this. It didn't last very long, yuck man.

1. chopped off more than half of my hair.

2. i just wasn't feeling the butt long tresses anymore.

1. Anathema, horrors ma'am!

2. Chicas' hair should be long and straight and NEVER messed with, si and no man!

I probably won't cut it.

Smart Ontarklar! Smart, SMART Ontarklar!

[TBoneTX 45,866]

It will be Many years this summer since I last cut my hair.

Good Nola-Bone! Good, GOOD Nola-Bone!

i felt kinda relieved once it was all cut off, and that was only after a year. can't imagine how good you'll feel once you get your hair cut!

This is heresy, anathema, blasphemy, and probably some TOS violation, horrors ma'am!

I cut it all the time this was the last time. I just let it grow back each time so I think I will just leave it this time.

Smart and lovely Ontarklar! Smart, SMART and AND lovely LOVELY Ontarklar!

I'd rather not cut off more than the uneven ends that have been way overprocessed in those Many years.

Sensible Nola-Bone! Sensible, SENSIBLE Nola-Bone!

[TBoneTX 45,866]

Enough blasphemy -- end-Thursday end-report, see end man:

Developed, practiced, and perfected increasingly raw cough as day elapsed, phlegm man.

Awful casa-ward commute, turtles man.

Mrs. T-B. left bag of kitchen garbage in middle of our garage space, grrr man.

Got it and house-trash canned before rain began, build an ark man.

Dinner = Many'rd or Many'th-day-old leftovers, no moisture whatever man.

Convinced Mrs. T-B. of our illness and got permission for an immediate nap, amazing man.

Read Mini-B. a quick book, then took Heap Strong Medicine, pre-zzz man.

Napped for Many hours like a dead log, much zzz man.

Awakened for late news by Mrs. T-B. or would still be asleep, still zzz man.

Thunderstorming like an illegitimate male child, build larger ark man.

Dished the warsher, including with every silverware piece ever used by mankind, grrr man.

Cat has dropped wrapper at our feet, desirous miu with bad timing man.

Must play Wrappers with cat and de-dish the warsher, miu and de-dish man.

Must somehow get to bed in time for more Heap Strong Medicine to work, hurry man.

Will try to attend an ES in morn, thus we hope man.

Mornin', Commie- and long-haired and Singapura-babes!

[Asia 2,498]

Morning!

[Asia 2,498]

Why don't you use your cell phone for THAT, you dumb fook man?

You fooklopian tube.....

How's a chicken gonna fit into a cell phone? It might fit into your butt tho.....

OMG, you guys...

:rofl: