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Filed: K-1 Visa Country: Singapore
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I plan my meals according to what's on sale :dancing:

just buy a rotisserie chicken every week lol. $5 at costco. chicken dinner 1 night, chicken sandwiches another night, fried rice with chicken the night after. chicken pot pie. chicken alfredo pasta. for 2 people, 1 chicken can last maaaany meals haha.

Flying to Seattle on 6 May 2014!

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just buy a rotisserie chicken every week lol. $5 at costco. chicken dinner 1 night, chicken sandwiches another night, fried rice with chicken the night after. chicken pot pie. chicken alfredo pasta. for 2 people, 1 chicken can last maaaany meals haha.

I did that before

I also like this Costco scalloped potatoes to go with the rotisserie chicken

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Done with K1, AOS and ROC

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Ecuador
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1. that's why I use 1 device to replace ask those gadgets.

2. Do you strap a grandfather clock to your back?

1. You're hurting -- oj nie, killing -- the U.S. economy, Commie-dude man.

2. Better than the cuckoo clock that you've strapped to your head, ha man.

Just buy a cert from a degree mill :devil:

Some of VJ's spammers probably sell these along with their fake passports, convenient man.

Cat don't disembowel me, I don't shoot it in head.

Now THERE'S a productive deal, sigh man.

1. Many is on a roll. (To bad she not rolling Manys)

2. What is your name Tark Many?

1. Dice totals corrected, P-math man.

2. "Most Benevolent and Eruptive Lordship" to you, see here man.

Did you watch the commercial on your zenith tv?

Philco, correction man.

1. I plan my meals according to what's on sale

2. Tarklar plans his meals according to what can foods he find at Garage Sales

1. Where were you when we were both single, huh ma'am?

2. We actually ate one like this once, good canned stuff man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Ecuador
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1 chicken can last maaaany meals haha.

Mrs. T-B. said that when she was little, she and her +2 sister had a pet rooster, crow man. One day, they couldn't find it, no man. There was chicken-like soup for dinner, obvious uh-oh connection man. No one ate much at that meal, no ingest man.

On one of Mama-Mrs.-T-B.'s previous visits, we asked her about that, senior she man. She explained that the rooster bit her, and there wasn't anything else to eat that day, so... obvious uh-oh connection man.

They have a special crock pot for chicken and tenderloins. It's called an oven

Why don't you use your cell phone for THAT, you dumb fook man?

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Ecuador
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1. as if a crock pot and oven are the same

2. it is obvious that tiff doesn't cook...and neither does steve.

1. They are on a truly high-tech cell phone, si man.

2. He hasn't deduced all the functions on his cell phone, no man.

Mrs. T-B. and Mama-Mrs.-T-B. started a kitchen near-fire again today at breakfast, Many'rd time in just over a week sigh man.

All right, see here man: back to sales and quality-testing of POTSs, ciao till tonight man!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Malaysia
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1. Where were you when we were both single, huh ma'am?

.

She wouldn't have gone out with you. Because her eyesight is good...

men...

as if a crock pot and oven are the same :lol:

it is obvious that tiff doesn't cook...and neither does steve. :P

I can afford not cooking :P

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Malaysia
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Mrs. T-B. said that when she was little, she and her +2 sister had a pet rooster, crow man. One day, they couldn't find it, no man. There was chicken-like soup for dinner, obvious uh-oh connection man. No one ate much at that meal, no ingest man.

On one of Mama-Mrs.-T-B.'s previous visits, we asked her about that, senior she man. She explained that the rooster bit her, and there wasn't anything else to eat that day, so... obvious uh-oh connection man.

Why don't you use your cell phone for THAT, you dumb fook man?

Did they use a Cockpot to cook rooster?

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Canada
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stretch, i tried the breakfast casserole with frozen hash browns recipe you linked for jonas' writing group yesterday. it was pretty good taste-wise especially for people who don't like heat/spice, next time if i'm cooking for just our family i'll add chilli flakes, loads more black and white pepper, and double the meat. one of the comments said that 10 hours in the crockpot would be too long and it would come out dry and to cook for 2.5-3 hours on high instead. that didn't work for me, it was still soggy, something closer to 4-5 hours might be more accurate.

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the funeral rolls though turned out amazing. i made 24 and kept 4 back in the fridge for our lunch the day after. it was a good thing i did cos the ones i put out disappeared within the first half hour lol.

and food from jonas' birthday:

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what happened?

Looks Good! It stays soggy or dries out depends on your crock pot. Mine tends to get really hot so I add more eggs and milk.

Nah, it's a government job and they only offer 8 - 4 schedules. It's too good of a job for me to quit though. Just feeling stuck. :(

I hate living in this city, it really is the pits. If anyone for any reason ever feels any attraction to York, PA please think again.

No online classes?

Did you watch the commercial on your zenith tv?

No no, don't do that....

Where's lazy azz stretch....

Hubby came to take me out to lunch!

never had a problem with soggy food before. oval accommodates a whole chicken better. also nice to be able to put a whole 2.5 lb pork tenderloin in there.

I have both a the oval one is the biggest I can get and cooks hot but oh so good when I use it.

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Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Ecuador
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I take half my classes online and the other half on campus, but it's just a community college and I want a four year degree. No luck so far though.

USC who lived in Manabí, Ecuador with hubby from 2009 - 2013. Hubby became a naturalized American citizen in August 2016. Currently living together in northern Virginia.

For full timeline, see "about me".

Latest Dates

N-400 Filing - 03/14/2016

NOA - 03/15/2016

Biometrics - 04/13/2016

In Line - 05/11/2016

Interview Notice - 06/03/2016

Interview Date - 07/11/2016

Oath - 08/29/2016

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Canada
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Where did hillbilly take you for lunch?

Chinese buffet!

Spoiler

Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

 
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