The Member Formerly Known As Darnell Memorial Rant (note he is taking a break nothing wrong with him)

[TBoneTX 46,067]

1. get her while she's sleeping

2. stinky doesn't mind us trimming his nails, oddly enough. i do a couple while he's in my lap, then he runs off for a bit. in a minute or two he's back and holding his paw out again.

1. She would awaken and immediately disembowel us, no manicure miu man.

2. Ours takes 2 and almost Many people to subdue, miu bite man. However, like all cats, she's much calmer after a manicure, serene miu man.

[SAT 9,609]

stretch, i tried the breakfast casserole with frozen hash browns recipe you linked for jonas' writing group yesterday. it was pretty good taste-wise especially for people who don't like heat/spice, next time if i'm cooking for just our family i'll add chilli flakes, loads more black and white pepper, and double the meat. one of the comments said that 10 hours in the crockpot would be too long and it would come out dry and to cook for 2.5-3 hours on high instead. that didn't work for me, it was still soggy, something closer to 4-5 hours might be more accurate.

the funeral rolls though turned out amazing. i made 24 and kept 4 back in the fridge for our lunch the day after. it was a good thing i did cos the ones i put out disappeared within the first half hour lol.

and food from jonas' birthday:

what happened?

The thing hanging on the wall is crooked.....

[TBoneTX 46,067]

Half-Thursday half-report, read with one eye man:

Bad night of coughing and sweating, great man.

Off-turned alarm while needing major nap, might not be allowed one man.

Circuitous inbound commute to attend ES, si man.

The take, see man:

-- Many (2+1) warshcloths, one a Polo Ralph Lauren, good man

-- Many (innumerable) shoeshine-type napkins, good to find man

-- Many" x Many" sticky-pad, good to have man

-- half-can or more of ground black pepper, sneeze man

-- Many (2+2+2) ball-point pens, click your Bic man

Total = buck-&-a-half + Many cents (2x2x2+2+2 cents) tax, whee man.

Deals so good that we feel like a successful thief, whee man.

Need nap greatly, badly, intensely, and immediately, need zzz man.

However, robust sales of pre-owned toilet seats will keep us up, duty calls man.

At least Many% are still Ontarklar's disgruntled customers, regruntle them man.

Afternoon/evenin', Commie- and other babes with or without +1 inventories!

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Got some crappy school news today. I just want to graduate and be done! At this rate it feels like this is never going to end. I'll be forty and still in school. Gerrgdhd.

Story of my life.

Kit that looks awesome! Makes me hungry, lol.

I just was planning to transfer my credits to a four year school this fall but none of the places in the area offer evening classes which I need because of work... And I still need two classes to get my associate's, both of which are only offered in the spring. Blargh. I turn 24 in two weeks and still don't have a degree even though I've consistently been going to school since I graduated from high school. It's just an expensive, scrappy situation.

Also story of my life.

I want to go back part time, but again, classes are during the day and there is no part time infant care available here and the waiting lists for full time are long. Even at one class a semester I'd be done soon, but no.... can't be convenient with the childcare now can it.

[kitthekat 1,317]

The thing hanging on the wall is crooked.....

your eye is crooked...

[TBoneTX 46,067]

Story of my life.

Also story of my life.

I want to go back part time, but again, classes are during the day and there is no part time infant care available here and the waiting lists for full time are long. Even at one class a semester I'd be done soon, but no.... can't be convenient with the childcare now can it.

Ah, but modern women can bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan, according to old television commercials sigh ma'am.

[SAT 9,609]

Whee wee ma'am, D ma'am. Mini-B. amazes me with his creativity on-the-fly while playing, wee man.

1. That's what cameras are for, see man.

2. That's what alarm clocks are for, anti-zzz man.

Many. That's what a coin-holder or folded-up bill is for, $ee man.

Many. That's what a calculator is for, P-math man.

Many. What is bluetooth and who needs it, huh man?

Many. Why would one text when one could call, huh man?

Many. That's what a magnetic pad on the refrigerator door is for, sigh man.

Many. That's what "traffic updates every Many minutes" on the radio is for, hear man.

Many. ADD man.

We need to give the cat a manicure over her objections, reluctant miu man.

You dum fook.....that's why I use 1 device to replace ask those gadgets.

Do you strap a grandfather clock to your back?

your eye is crooked...

Your...um....something, is crooked....

And why are you using an oval crock pot? Everyone knows that a round one cooks better. That's why your thing was soggy.....

[oohpartiv 484]

It's always something making the situation complicated. They also disqualified me for federal aid because of the insurance money I got from my dad, so I'd rather stay in state to avoid outrageous tuition costs... ugh, I'm just at the point where I wanna say to he'll with it.

[Merrytooth 5,748]

It's always something making the situation complicated. They also disqualified me for federal aid because of the insurance money I got from my dad, so I'd rather stay in state to avoid outrageous tuition costs... ugh, I'm just at the point where I wanna say to he'll with it.

Just buy a cert from a degree mill

[SAT 9,609]

1. She would awaken and immediately disembowel us, no manicure miu man.

2. Ours takes 2 and almost Many people to subdue, miu bite man. However, like all cats, she's much calmer after a manicure, serene miu man.

Sis!

If I had a cat (which, I wouldn't), but if I did, I'd make it a deal.

Cat don't disembowel me, I don't shoot it in head.

[Merrytooth 5,748]

they are kings hawaiian buns sliced in half and filled with ham (or you could use shredded chicken or beef) and cheese, drenched in a sweet, tangy sauce, then baked. here's the recipe i used: http://www.stockpilingmoms.com/2014/01/funeral-rolls/

Thanks! I will try the recipe when the hawaiian buns and ham are on sale

[SAT 9,609]

Just buy a cert from a degree mill

8 is on a roll. (To bad she not rolling 7s)

Thanks! I will try the recipe when the hawaiian buns and ham are on sale

What is your name Tark 8?

[SAT 9,609]

Ah, but modern women can bring home the bacon and fry it up in a pan, according to old television commercials sigh ma'am.

Did you watch the commercial on your zenith tv?

I wanna say to he'll with it.

No no, don't do that....

Where's lazy azz stretch....

Edited April 16, 2015 by SAT

[Merrytooth 5,748]

8 is on a roll. (To bad she not rolling 7s)

What is your name Tark 8?

I plan my meals according to what's on sale

Tarklar plans his meals according to what can foods he find at Garage Sales

Edited April 16, 2015 by Merrytooth

[kitthekat 1,317]

And why are you using an oval crock pot? Everyone knows that a round one cooks better. That's why your thing was soggy.....

never had a problem with soggy food before. oval accommodates a whole chicken better. also nice to be able to put a whole 2.5 lb pork tenderloin in there.