The Member Formerly Known As Darnell Memorial Rant (note he is taking a break nothing wrong with him)

[kitthekat 1,317]

as a policy, i don't think its a very effective one. because sure, what all the teens are thinking when they're having unprotected pre-marital sex is "OMG if i get pregnant, i won't get any baby bonus!" lol.

[SAT 9,609]

It is Govt's way to 'discourage' women becoming single mothers. Singapore is still a conservative traditional society.

Nazis....

[SAT 9,609]

Man I step away for an hour, and you guys are bordering on fallopian chat.....

Speaking of fallopians, where's Darklar....

[SAT 9,609]

Now I'm sitting here doing absolutely not a thang.....

[kitthekat 1,317]

lol yesterday the loan officer finally got back to us (after i called half the branch managers to find out what was going on) to say that she had been out of call service all day. mmhmm, during office hours. sure.

today, she sends us this email:

"Just letting you both know that I am staying behind today while every else heads out to make sure I have phone service."

how kind of her! documents weren't sent to escrow yesterday as promised even though underwriter didn't come back with any conditions. she says today "for sure".

i am very happy (and less stressed) now that she is finally communicating with us though.

[oohpartiv 484]

Got some crappy school news today. I just want to graduate and be done! At this rate it feels like this is never going to end. I'll be forty and still in school. Gerrgdhd.

At least it's warm today...

[kitthekat 1,317]

stretch, i tried the breakfast casserole with frozen hash browns recipe you linked for jonas' writing group yesterday. it was pretty good taste-wise especially for people who don't like heat/spice, next time if i'm cooking for just our family i'll add chilli flakes, loads more black and white pepper, and double the meat. one of the comments said that 10 hours in the crockpot would be too long and it would come out dry and to cook for 2.5-3 hours on high instead. that didn't work for me, it was still soggy, something closer to 4-5 hours might be more accurate.

the funeral rolls though turned out amazing. i made 24 and kept 4 back in the fridge for our lunch the day after. it was a good thing i did cos the ones i put out disappeared within the first half hour lol.

and food from jonas' birthday:

Got some crappy school news today. I just want to graduate and be done! At this rate it feels like this is never going to end. I'll be forty and still in school. Gerrgdhd.

At least it's warm today...

what happened?

[Merrytooth 5,748]

what is funeral rolls ?

[TBoneTX 45,865]

I made cup of coffee, drank about Many sips out of it. [...] It took about Many minutes.

I come home, coffee is gone, cup is washed.......

Well, no wonder, duh man -- you took Many sips and left it out for Many minutes. How much longer do you expect it to sit out there, huh man?

[oohpartiv 484]

Kit that looks awesome! Makes me hungry, lol.

I just was planning to transfer my credits to a four year school this fall but none of the places in the area offer evening classes which I need because of work... And I still need two classes to get my associate's, both of which are only offered in the spring. Blargh. I turn 24 in two weeks and still don't have a degree even though I've consistently been going to school since I graduated from high school. It's just an expensive, scrappy situation.

[kitthekat 1,317]

Kit that looks awesome! Makes me hungry, lol.

I just was planning to transfer my credits to a four year school this fall but none of the places in the area offer evening classes which I need because of work... And I still need two classes to get my associate's, both of which are only offered in the spring. Blargh. I turn 24 in two weeks and still don't have a degree even though I've consistently been going to school since I graduated from high school. It's just an expensive, scrappy situation.

that sucks...is there any way you could work evening shifts or somehow work your schedule around the classes?

what is funeral rolls ?

they are kings hawaiian buns sliced in half and filled with ham (or you could use shredded chicken or beef) and cheese, drenched in a sweet, tangy sauce, then baked. here's the recipe i used: http://www.stockpilingmoms.com/2014/01/funeral-rolls/

[oohpartiv 484]

Nah, it's a government job and they only offer 8 - 4 schedules. It's too good of a job for me to quit though. Just feeling stuck.

I hate living in this city, it really is the pits. If anyone for any reason ever feels any attraction to York, PA please think again.

[TBoneTX 45,865]

The Tornado is playing with her fingers. She is doing shadow puppets, she has two bunny rabbits. Their names are Anna and Alexis and boy do they get into trouble

Whee wee ma'am, D ma'am. Mini-B. amazes me with his creativity on-the-fly while playing, wee man.

1. camera

2. alarm clock

Many. google wallet. Esp useful for micro payments like a 2 buck item in walgreens

Many. a calendar/ diary

Many. a calculator

Many. I bluetooth it to my car as a car phone and amazon music plays in the car

Many. texting, for things not so important

Many. shopping list

Many. traffic advisory

Many. and with it, I can recall when I did what. By looking at past texts, pics, etc.....

1. That's what cameras are for, see man.

2. That's what alarm clocks are for, anti-zzz man.

Many. That's what a coin-holder or folded-up bill is for, $ee man.

Many. That's what a calculator is for, P-math man.

Many. What is bluetooth and who needs it, huh man?

Many. Why would one text when one could call, huh man?

Many. That's what a magnetic pad on the refrigerator door is for, sigh man.

Many. That's what "traffic updates every Many minutes" on the radio is for, hear man.

Many. ADD man.

But man do I need my nails clipped and a haircut.....

(Oh no, I just triggered Tark's stupid haircut joke)

We need to give the cat a manicure over her objections, reluctant miu man.

[kitthekat 1,317]

We need to give the cat a manicure over her objections, reluctant miu man.

get her while she's sleeping

stinky doesn't mind us trimming his nails, oddly enough. i do a couple while he's in my lap, then he runs off for a bit. in a minute or two he's back and holding his paw out again.

[TBoneTX 45,865]

1. you guys are bordering on fallopian chat.....

2. Speaking of fallopians, where's Darklar....

1. If so, unacceptable. Reported!!!!!

2. , man

Now I'm sitting here doing absolutely not a thang.....

As usual, sigh man.

As a break from your routine, perhaps consider which one or more of your hairs should be cut, si man.

1. I'll be Many and still in school.

2. Gerrgdhd.

1. Cheer up, Part Many -- it could be worse, and you could be Many instead of Many, see ma'am.

2. English-only grunts outside the regional grunt forums, oj tak.

1. I just was planning to transfer my credits to a Many year school

2. I turn Many in two weeks and still don't have a degree

1. Oh, I wouldn't attend any school for more than Many years, much less for Many, gosh ma'am.

2. Happy impending Manyth birthday, whee ma'am!