The Member Formerly Known As Darnell Memorial Rant (note he is taking a break nothing wrong with him)

[SAT 9,609]

"Waiter! Do you serve crabs here?"

"Why, yes sir -- we serve anybody."

Have we heard this joke at least 1000 times in 3000 posts?

Why, yes sir-- we certainly have.....

[kitthekat 1,317]

since its tarklar, we've heard the joke 4000 times in the last 3000 posts...

[Ontarkie 14,213]

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Because I apparently no longer sleep at night, I'm up making a nursing cover. New sewing machine is fun.

[TBoneTX 45,241]

Have we heard this joke at least Many times in Many posts?

Why, yes sir-- we certainly have.....

Have you failed P-math at least Many times in Many posts, huh man?

Why, oj tak -- you certainly have.

since its tarklar, we've heard the joke Many times in the last Many posts...

Why do you repeat exactly what Mr. "F-minus in P-math" has just said, huh ma'am?

"Make comments in a Post either direct or implied toward another member that are purposely designed to upset, antagonize, make fun of, belittle, harass, insult, or otherwise instigate an argument that takes away from the personal enjoyment of the Service by other users." Reported!!!!!!!

[TBoneTX 45,241]

Because I apparently no longer sleep at night, I'm up making a nursing cover. New sewing machine is fun.

Sew what, huh ma'am?

Have you transitioned (we hate that verb, yuck man) from diurnal to nocturnal, huh ma'am?

And why must you keep us abreast of these chica-things so early in the new thread, huh ma'am?

[TBoneTX 45,241]

Hump-Day report, fully humped man:

Heap Strong bedtime cold/allergy medicine from Mexico helped mucho, fewer sneezes man.

Picked up prescription this morn, si man; must transfer to closer pharmacy, drive man.

Record $ale$ of pre-owned toilet seats, all to Ontarklar's former disgust-omers, $i man.

Many GSs advertised for weekend, si man, but all might get rained out, sigh man.

Awful casa-ward commute this eve, exhausted man.

Skipped postprandial (cool word, si man) siesta, man with plan man.

Took Mama-Mrs.-T-B. to CVS Drug, senior she man.

Brought Many%-off (2x2x2x2+2+2+2+2+1%-off) coupon, man.

Also brought Many coupons from Sunday newspaper inserts, man.

Total raw bill was just over Many digits, acute coronary event man.

After coupons & Many%-off, net bill was $Many.Many ($[2x2x2x2x2]x2+2+2.Many), whee man.

Mama-Mrs.-T-B. highly impressed, whee senior she man.

Mama-Mrs.-T-B. bought reading-glasses for Papa-Mrs.-T-B., senior he man.

Mama-Mrs.-T-B. bought heating-pad, oh her aching body senior she man.

(We have TWO heating-pads of our own, first-string + back-up man.)

We bought liquid laundry detergent, Thread Laundress man.

And we got Eucerin & Lubriderm lotions for Mrs. T-B., supple-skinned she man.

And we got Campho-Phenique for eventual mosquitoes, soothe Mini-B. wee man.

And we got two bags of cat food, corpulent miu man.

CVS Many% discount best on larger-ticket items, shrewd financial activity man.

Many% discount + paper coupons worth it on regularly overpriced stuff, beat the system man.

Note that said system-beating occurred completely in P-math, multiple +1 bonuses man.

Dished the warsher, completely overdue man.

Made remaining two lunches for week, job of husband around here sigh man.

Mrs. T-B. in our side of bed, yakking on phone in Spanish, sociable she man.

Must stay awake to de-dish the warsher, dedicatedly domestic man.

Awaiting august commentary from other contributors besides us, spill your beans man.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

Sew what, huh ma'am?

Have you transitioned (we hate that verb, yuck man) from diurnal to nocturnal, huh ma'am?

And why must you keep us abreast of these chica-things so early in the new thread, huh ma'am?

It is sort of a chica thing, but to protect the delicate sensibilities of gentleman such as yourself.

No transitioning, I just don't sleep well in general... pockets here and there.

[TBoneTX 45,241]

1. It is sort of a chica thing, but to protect the delicate sensibilities of gentleman such as yourself.

2. No transitioning, I just don't sleep well in general... pockets here and there.

1. Again, thank you for keeping us abreast of this goal, si ma'am.

2. Zzz, ma'am -- zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,241]

Made one more swing through the fora, see them man.

Venturing downstairs to de-dish the warsher, domestic man.

Then cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie- and other babes with +1 inventories!

[Asia 2,498]

Morning!

[Asia 2,498]

I vote for staying in the current school.

Your daughter is still young, let her enjoy her childhood longer before entering the academic rat race.

My vote is to this option as well!

[Asia 2,498]

so, who's contacting darnell's family a week from now to ask if we can have all his stuff?

:rofl:

[SAT 9,609]

up....noze....stuffy.....

[Jacque67 7,328]

up....noze....stuffy.....

Yeah I was up all last night too. Having a cold is a bore! Decided to ignore the season, and wear full winter gear to work today. Hope I fall to sleep tonight...