The Member Formerly Known As Darnell Memorial Rant (note he is taking a break nothing wrong with him)

[SAT 9,609]

Every Hasidic Jewish family in NYC is "divorced"

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Every Hasidic Jewish family in NYC is "divorced"

Well, when you've got 9 kids and your husband would rather study the Torah than get a real job, what else are you going to do but try and claim max benefits?

[SAT 9,609]

And every last one is a rabbi, and every house they own is a "house of worship". Ergo, property taxes and building codes don't apply to them.

Speaking of scamming......

Speaking of scamming, where's um....Steve....

Oh, I'm here.....

We haven't seen Frenchy.....

Maybe she found a Nipponese dude.....

Or just pop over to Denmark. They like the Polish ladies and are the sperm donor capital of the world.

Dutch....donate, ox-like sperm.....

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Jewish man so lazy?

[SAT 9,609]

Jewish man so lazy?

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hasidic_Judaism

http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images;_ylt=AwrBT7tyzC5V8YAAzFXBGOd_?p=haisidic+jews&fr=crmas&fr2=piv-web

Speaking of lazy, where's Niki......

[kitthekat 1,317]

so frustrated documents supposed to be sent to escrow today. no idea of underwriter approved the loan or if he needs anything else from us and how long it will take to get those documents. loan officer completely unreachable, voicemail full. yesterday she promised to have an ETA on closing date, closing costs (we don't have time to do a wire transfer, so we need to get a cashier's check in advance), etc but she never got back to us despite many reminders and phonecalls. big surprise...

oh, i called corporate out of desperation. tried to find out who [did not mean to put her name here, sorry] supervisor/branch manager is. couldn't get a straight answer. instead, got transferred to another loan officer who about an hour and a half ago promised to get us a call back "asap". so i called a random branch manager listed on the website (the only one who picked up his phone - the rest had no option for voicemail, just an option to speak to reception) and he is based out of a different office and "promised" to look into this and get us a call back. yeah, sure. i'll believe it when it happens.

i am driving myself nuts. need to find some kind of distraction. / rant

Edited April 15, 2015 by kitthekat

[SAT 9,609]

What bank did you go to? (I wanna know so I can make sure I never go there)

[kitthekat 1,317]

wow, i really am going nuts. i put LO's name in the post without meaning to. sigh.

[kitthekat 1,317]

[SAT 9,609]

Brat do you guys have an attorney to handle the transaction?

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Kat, sorry for all your troubles.

Your agent and bank are truly incompetent.

We never have such a issue when buying our cabin or refinance our current house.

[kitthekat 1,317]

Brat do you guys have an attorney to handle the transaction?

we don't. hindsight's 20/20.

Kat, sorry for all your troubles.

Your agent and bank are truly incompetent.

We never have such a issue when buying our cabin or refinance our current house.

we "fell" into the house buying market. next time we will be much more discerning.

[SAT 9,609]

In NY (state), all real estate transfers requires an attorney.

[kitthekat 1,317]

In NY (state), all real estate transfers requires an attorney.

that's probably a good thing. can the buyer use the seller's attorney (not a good idea but i can see why people might do that, to cut costs) in NY?

would you recommend looking for a conveyancer or is this something any general practice law firm can handle?

[SAT 9,609]

The seller and buyer each have their own attorneys.

Edited April 15, 2015 by SAT