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Congrats Asia! He's adorable :)

All the other girls in my office are out at a meeting so I have the whole building to myself, which means I can slack as much as I'd like :D Which I'd never do... Of course...

USC who lived in Manabí, Ecuador with hubby from 2009 - 2013. Hubby became a naturalized American citizen in August 2016. Currently living together in northern Virginia.

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N-400 Filing - 03/14/2016

NOA - 03/15/2016

Biometrics - 04/13/2016

In Line - 05/11/2016

Interview Notice - 06/03/2016

Interview Date - 07/11/2016

Oath - 08/29/2016

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Merrytooth
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The agent for the seller of the cabin handled everything. It was a pretty smooth transaction. Kat is just unlucky to have a dumb agent and stupid bank officer.

N-o-l-a
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So, baby boy was born on Monday and it looks like we are going home today. I feel great - I took no pain meds besides ibuprofen after surgery and everything is looking great. Oh and we all guesse

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Everybody, meet Bart! Born yesterday at 11:17pm His weight - 3235g (7,13 lbs) and his height - 53 cm (21 inches)

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Kinky....

And, yeah....

Dinner pic now...

He kinda look like Bart Simpson lol

First time buying a home can be stressful, You'll get used to it.

No wonder you have to work so hard. because you have so many mouths to feed, including outsiders :lol:

Done with K1, AOS and ROC

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feeding a few extra mouths isn't the hard part.....

Neither is working.....


Speaking about work, I better schedule some vacations here......

wt-h man.....am I not the VP?....(yes, I am).....

So, about 9 vacations, coming right up......


Before I lose my mind......

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feeding a few extra mouths isn't the hard part.....

Neither is working.....

Really? Make ends meet is hard for me.

Can you feed me too?

I don't eat much.. chicken century egg porridge plus some dim sum are good for me :content:

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Done with K1, AOS and ROC

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Really? Make ends meet is hard for me.

Can you feed me too?

I don't eat much.. chicken century egg porridge plus some dim sum are good for me :content:

no, you love me long time?

lol. Really 8, you can't possibly be stretching the bucks. I don't believe you...

Don't forget too, you guys are younger, by the time you're my age, (I hope) all of you will out-earn me......

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no, you love me long time?

lol. Really 8, you can't possibly be stretching the bucks. I don't believe you...

Don't forget too, you guys are younger, by the time you're my age, (I hope) all of you will out-earn me......

How to out-earn your million dollar salary? :rofl:

Done with K1, AOS and ROC

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Will not be on during usual noontime, no man.

Pulling a Darnell and showing up after all, see we man.

Born yesterday at Many:Many pm

His weight - Many g (Many.Many lbs) and his height - Many cm (Many inches)

That's either a huge or an undersized baby, wee or not wee man!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Morning Asia, he's a cutie congrats Auntie

Ontarklar is again feeling highly fecund, reproductive D ma'am.

I can slack as much as I'd like :D Which I'd never do... Of course...

Emulating Steveklar, si ma'am.

Need to fix your avatar, see it ma'am.

More urgently, order yourself one or more pre-owned toilet seats, necessities ma'am.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

oohpartiv Proficient

oohpartiv   484

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yeah, I noticed the avatar and have just been unmotivated to find a new one. rainy day = blah.

USC who lived in Manabí, Ecuador with hubby from 2009 - 2013. Hubby became a naturalized American citizen in August 2016. Currently living together in northern Virginia.

For full timeline, see "about me".

Latest Dates

N-400 Filing - 03/14/2016

NOA - 03/15/2016

Biometrics - 04/13/2016

In Line - 05/11/2016

Interview Notice - 06/03/2016

Interview Date - 07/11/2016

Oath - 08/29/2016

TBoneTX Grand Master

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Blah, man.

Partial-Tuesday partial report, partial-see man:

Awoke badly needing a nap, need zzz man.

Skies progressively darkened during morn, stormclouds man.

Skies began opening as T-B.-mobile exited garage, timing man.

Yesterday morn, Mini-B. asked us to sit on the floor and play with him, wee man.

We said "We can't -- Daddy's back hurts," we man.

He said, "Need medicine?", wee man.

We said, "It's upstairs," we man.

Mini-B. immediately went upstairs, returned, and searched kitchen, wee man.

He said, "Daddy, I can't find the honey to give to you."

We give Mini-B. honey when he's sick with colds, etc.

He's the sweetest little boy, wee man.

This morn, Mini-B. asked us if our back hurt, wee man.

We said, "We're not sure yet -- a little bit."

Mini-B. said, "I will give you your eyedrops!"

(When younger, Mini-B. used to hand us our eyedrops each morn, wee man.)

Mini-B. tried to squeeze the hard bottle but couldn't.

He said, "Wait here! I'll get the other ones!"

Mini-B. retrieved bottle from guest room and eyedropped us, wee man.

We told him that our back felt much better, we man.

He's the sweetest little boy, wee man.


I dun make that much more than you....

You make $Many, which is either less than, similar to, or more than what she makes, see man!


rainy day = blah.

You can fruitfully invest your free time by endowing each of our posts, anywhere in any forum, with part of your refulgent +1 inventory, si ma'am.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

oohpartiv Proficient

oohpartiv   484

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Since when are the +1 moderated? I must not pay very much attention...

Has anyone else noticed themselves picking up their spouse's bad English phrases? I feel like his is getting better and mine's deteriorating

USC who lived in Manabí, Ecuador with hubby from 2009 - 2013. Hubby became a naturalized American citizen in August 2016. Currently living together in northern Virginia.

For full timeline, see "about me".

Latest Dates

N-400 Filing - 03/14/2016

NOA - 03/15/2016

Biometrics - 04/13/2016

In Line - 05/11/2016

Interview Notice - 06/03/2016

Interview Date - 07/11/2016

Oath - 08/29/2016

 
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