The Member Formerly Known As Darnell Memorial Rant (note he is taking a break nothing wrong with him)

[TBoneTX 45,957]

Asia was fighting with cold during the weekend

Cough sneeze Asia! Cough, COUGH sneeze SNEEZE Asia!

I don't celebrate my birthday really.

Because, once you're Many years old, subsequent birthdays are pretty much the same, oj tak.

I get the sea monkey back to sleep

Tornado wakes up

Tornado running through the house going on about her purple bracelet

waking up the sea monkey

Oh and she doesn't have a purple bracelet

It's in their, and your, job description, D ma'am.

the sea monkey does not like his bananas slices up

The first time Mama T-B. (senior she man) fed Mini-B. (wee man) some baby-food, she stated in astonishment, "I don't believe it! He just opens his mouth and eats!"

Mini-B. is pickier about the process, however. We have a gold fork that he insists on using. He calls it the "trophy fork," wee man.

Edited May 18, 2015 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,957]

Does Asia eat rice in the first place?

She's Asiatic, so oj tak.

that way of cooking is exactly how the Poles cook

We thought that they wait around for Tiff to say "Dinner is served," forever man.

Yeah, sometimes

Told you, oj tak!

Speaking of cougars and snakes, where's Niki and Tarklar.....

[best Lurch impression] Youuuuuuuuuuuu Raaaaaaaaaang, huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,957]

Hmm now I feel like Tbone talking to myself

Good intelligent Ontarklar! Good, GOOD intelligent INTELLIGENT Ontarklar!

[TBoneTX 45,957]

Half-Monday half-report, half-see man:

Awoke unwillingly, alarm interrupt zzz man.

Had begun to rain, what's new man.

Fairly easy commute except for police-escorted ambulance going Many hours under speed limit, weird man.

Badly need nap, need zzz man.

However, as usual, rainy days bring out the customers for pre-owned toilet seats, whee man.

Must service our public, $i man.

Afternoon/evenin', cold Commie- and warmer other-babes with +1 inventories!

P.S. Time to pick new thread name & who starts it, si man.

[Ontarkie 14,419]

Sorry, forgot about this.

I have another party tomorrow, then I think also on Wednesday.

Then I'll see if I can take a week or 2.....

Watch out for the rattle snakes. If you get bit, the hillbilly will have to suck the poison out.....

Ah ok hope you get a break then after that.

I left the huge kind snake live that is in our yard, so hopefully he eats all the poisons ones!

Mini-B. is pickier about the process, however. We have a gold fork that he insists on using. He calls it the "trophy fork," wee man.

So cute!

Edited May 18, 2015 by Ontarkie

[TBoneTX 45,957]

So cute!

He is, si D ma'am.

Forgot to mention that we smelled the skunk outside again, stink man.

[SAT 9,609]

Ah there's Tarklar.....all covered with from work.....

Now, coffee time....

[Asia 2,499]

But that's the way they cook rice in Poland lol....

Rather in Fookland

[Asia 2,499]

He is, si D ma'am.

Fotos or he isn't, oj nie

[SAT 9,609]

Rather in Fookland

They use wood stoves in fookland.

And they've never seen a toilet.

[Merrytooth 5,748]

They use wood stoves in fookland.

And they've never seen a toilet.

depending on which part of china.

Some of the houses in big cities are nicer than US houses.

[SAT 9,609]

depending on which part of china.

Some of the houses in big cities are nicer than US houses.

No they're not....

[SAT 9,609]

China houses lack innovation. They don't use their brains. Their materials and workmanship are garbage. Their designs are inferior. They're incapable of flawless construction. And it shows everywhere you go in China.

[Ontarkie 14,419]

I've seen some pretty awesome looking houses.

[SAT 9,609]

There's many reasons why China is the way it is. When you have people building things that they haven't used, it's not going to turn out right.

Example, many Chinese built refrigerators will not fit an upright bottle of 2 liter soda.

In terms of houses, the designs are not well thought out. The plumbing doesn't work right, the electrical is awkwardly placed. Etc....