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SAT Grand Master

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I have a video of her at 1 day old and she has the wrist rolls already. LOL

It's hard to shop for them when they grow so fast and if they're already too big for their "month size" clothes. Did you guys get rid of big sis's clothes already?

You musta ate like your horse while carrying her....

And, of course she gave everything away....

Sometimes, Niki-B. ma'am. Just did so today, whee man.

1. Stalking!!! Reported!!!!!

2. Manysburg Address corrected, sigh man.

I answered it for you first. Fiddy bucks!

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Who's the old dude?

He's the guy that gets more interesting as he ages....

At supermarkets, he's allowed to buy good cans at dented can prices.

At museums, he's allowed to touch the artwork.

His mother has a tattoo on her arm that says "son"

In Japan, school girls sniff his panties

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Stretch must be making grits for hillbilly...

nope, I don't make breakfast very often

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Tarkler?

No, Tarklar....

Is allowed to touch the used toilets at yard sales

Is allowed to sniff used panties at estate sales

Has a tattoo of a unicorn on his thigh

Is banned at the local supermarket.

nope, I don't make breakfast very often

Poor Hillbilly is the Al Bundy of Arkansas.....

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haha

Going to make this for daughters 20th birthday on the 19th! I can't believe she will be 20!

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She loves coconut, and asked for a coconut cake!

She also wants chicken parm, and twice baked stuffed potatoes for supper

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haha

Going to make this for daughters 20th birthday on the 19th! I can't believe she will be 20!

coconut-cake4+text..jpg

She loves coconut, and asked for a coconut cake!

She also wants chicken parm, and twice baked stuffed potatoes for supper

Her Birthday meal sounds more like an execution meal.....

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She loves chicken parm and will ask for it any she is asked. So we tend to eat it often.

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Hey if I made it now it would get eaten and then I'd have to make another one :P

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She loves chicken parm and will ask for it any she is asked. So we tend to eat it often.

I wish there was a way I could mail her some Brooklyn F-ing NY guinea ahparmesana.....they make-a a good parmesana.....

Hey if I made it now it would get eaten and then I'd have to make another one :P

Well the newfie guy come for her birthday?

Wait, she's older than him?

Your daughter is a cougar!

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That would be something to plan one day take her to get some nice chicken parm. She has only ever had what I make and I know it's not the same.

No he won't be coming, and i hope it stays that way.

Yes she is 2 years older.

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