The Member Formerly Known As Darnell Memorial Rant (note he is taking a break nothing wrong with him)

[SAT 9,609]

I have, wait....

Her did tho, the first time I waved a spoonful of peas in front of her, she gobbled it right down....

[SAT 9,609]

Love at first bite

[Ontarkie 14,378]

Too cute!

Both my little ones like peas.

[Pooky 3,825]

Too cute!

Both my little ones like peas.

The Better Half hates them with a passion.

It harshes my buzz. . I miss those lil' guys.

[Ontarkie 14,378]

You can't make some for yourself and her something else?

I also like to mix them with my mash potatoes, not squished though

[TBoneTX 45,853]

What did she come upstairs for?

Because she had been told not to previously, that's why, uncontrolled banshee wee ma'am.

For cheaps, of course.....

I buy the cheaps around here, see man! (In fact, bought some today at Dollar General, on special at 2 for $Many, whee man.)

1. Hong Kong French

2. Little egg roll gets a shot in da butt today

1. English-muffins-only outside the non-breakfast forums, oj tak. Reported!!!!!

2. It's hard to see them cry when they're too little understand why it hurts, poor wee ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,853]

I had mine done around Many or Many when I stopped growing with a gun

You grew with a gun, huh ma'am?

my husband does a complete Many last week

Foto of complete Many or it didn't happen last week, see or no man.

circumcision (done at the hospital, not by a rabbi)

Two gentlemen are peeing into a trough urinal at Kennedy Airport in New York.

One man says to the other, "Are you from Chicago?"

The other man exclaims, "Yeah; how did you know that?" They continue peeing.

The first man says, "And you belong to Congregation Beth El?"

The second man exclaims, "Why, yeah -- how did you know that?" They continue peeing.

The first man says, "And Rabbi Yablonovitz is the mohel there?"

The second man exclaims, "Why, yes -- how did you know that!?"

"Because he always cuts on a bias, and you're peeing on my leg!"

Speaking of rabbis, where's Tark.........

Jewish Haiku, sadly not original man:

No fins, no flippers...

the gefilte fish swims with

some difficulty.

Looking for pink buds

to prune back, the mohel tends

his flower garden.

Cherry blossoms bloom.

Sure, it's beautiful, but is

it good for the Jews?

Monarch butterfly,

I know your name used to be

Caterpillarstein.

Heimlich. Is that a

Jewish name? I wonder as

a diner turns blue.

Seven-foot Jews

in the NBA slam-dunking...

my alarm clock rings.

In the ice sculpture

reflected bar mitzvah guests

nosh on chopped liver.

The sparkling blue sea

beckons me to wait one hour

after my sandwich

Is one Nobel Prize

so much to ask from a child

after all I've done?

Little egg, 1 shot, roared like lioness......

Man she's loud.

Poor little wee ma'am...

[TBoneTX 45,853]

I was catching a nice nap, then, stupid phone.....

Zzz and sigh man...

Now to get my husband to do a will this weekend

Did you also do one, huh Niki-B. ma'am? What about medical powers of attorney, etc.?

That's enough for ROC.

, man.

it's the nickel in the good that they're allergic to. Many k good oughta be good.....

Didn't know that good had nickel in it, no man. And Many-k good ought to be better than good, spelchek man.

Little egg roll just had her first bite of food. She ate 1 spoon of banana. Unlike her sis, she wasn't crazy about it.....

Foto of bite, spoon, banananana, adn uncraziness, or it didn't happen, see or no man.

Her did tho

English-only outside the illiteracy forums, please man.

It harshes my buzz.

American-only outside the Liverpudlian forums, jolly good man.

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Not to interrupt your monologue, but I officially have tax transcripts now and a refund date.

[TBoneTX 45,853]

I waved a spoonful of peas in front of her, she gobbled it right down....

Pea wee ma'am, peewee ma'am.

Not to interrupt your monologue, but I officially have tax transcripts now and a refund date.

With whom will you go on your refund date, huh ma'am, and will hubby get mad, huh ma'am?

And monologue interrupted, impermissible ma'am! Reported!!!!!

Edited April 12, 2015 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,853]

Saturday & GS report, both see man:

Dragged ourselves from bed at o'dark-Many, truncated zzz man.

Got on road by Many a.m., timely man.

Mrs. T-B. et al. spending day at Ecu amiga's casa, she and senior she and wee and amiga man.

Had not rained overnight, how dry we are man.

Dropped stuff at dry-cleaners, same-day pickup later man.

First Many individual GSs warshouts, sigh man.

Found contiguous subdivisions holding community GSs, convenient density man.

The take, nothing exciting but see man:

-- Jos. A. Bank & Perry Ellis Portfolio dress-shirts = $2, deal man

-- 2 pillowcases = $1, OK man

-- black-metal spatula = a dime, deal man

-- sales-order pad = 2 dimes, deal man

-- Many (2x2x2) buffet-type dinner places = $Many ($2+2) = good to have man

-- MANY single-serve packets ketchup/mustard/mayonnaise = $Many ($2+1), deal man

-- Many (2+2) books* for Mini-B. = Many cents (2x2x2x2x2x2+2+2+2 cents), deal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2+2+1), frugality man.

*I Am a Kitten**; Kittens Need Someone to Love**; The Little Chick**; Little Chick's Story, titles man

**Read to Mini-B. tonight, wee man

Lunch = 2 Whoppers with BOGO coupon at Burger King, ingest man.

No rain entire time, how dry we still are man.

Returned to casa at 1:Many, early afternoon man.

Dead-tired but decided to mow lawn, still no rain man.

Mowed entire lawn with only one break, get it done man.

Only Many degrees F. outside, but sweating like a sprinkler system, perspire man.

Showered, then attempted to off-cool, minimal success with latter man.

Retrieved dry-cleaning & dropped GS shirts, efficient man.

Napped for 2 hours, partially with cat, zzz and partial miu man.

Phoned Mrs. T-B.; still yakking in Spanish, social butterfly she man.

Began playing Wrappers with thrilled cat, excited miu man.

Brood entered casa, truncated Wrappers man.

With Mini-B., watched little computer for a while, we and wee man.

Resumed Wrappers with cat, still-excited miu man.

Finally rained some, starting after dark man.

Warshed kitchen rags et al., full load man.

Dished the warsher, full load man.

Watched late TV news, see man.

Dried & folded kitchen rags et al., Thread Laundress man.

Must de-dish the warsher, job incomplete unless de-dished man.

Then cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie- and tax-refunded and other babes with +1 inventories!

Edited April 12, 2015 by TBoneTX

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Dead-tired but decided to mow lawn, still no rain man.

Mowed entire lawn with only one break, get it done man.

Only Many degrees F. outside, but sweating like baastard, perspire man.

Suckers with your year round lawns. I think ours only grows 4 months a year, tops.

First bugs of the season were out this year - black flies and a mosquito. Uggggghhh.

[TBoneTX 45,853]

1. Suckers with your year round lawns.

2. I think ours only grows Many months a year, tops.

Many. First bugs of the season were out this year - black flies and a mosquito. Uggggghhh.

1. No suckers unless floods remain and fish breed, see ma'am.

2. Ours grows Many months a year, tops, too, equivalency ma'am.*

*What good is a lawn if it's snow-covered for Many (2x2x2) mo/yr, huh ma'am?**

**If space aliens observed us, they might laugh: "Those suckers grow grass just so they can cut it, ha ha man!"

Many. We saw no mosquitoes and no hormigas del fuego, mild surprise man.

Many, cont'd. A Texan was spending his summer vacation in the Vermont hills. In the middle of his first night, Many (2+2) chickens roosting in a tree outside his window were disturbed by a cat and flew into his room. Half asleep, the guest batted wildly with a pillow until the fowls found their way out. Next morning, he declared enthusiastically, "Had a swell sleep. Think I'll spend all my vacations here. Saw only Many mosquitoes all night, and they was just little ones!"

Edited April 12, 2015 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,853]

De-dish cat prep zzz man.

Will take Heap Strong Medicine for back & sinuses, both blown out by mow-lawning, sigh man.

Mornin', Commie-, tax-refunded, and other babes!

[SAT 9,609]

What a sinus headache I have.....