The Member Formerly Known As Darnell Memorial Rant (note he is taking a break nothing wrong with him)

[SAT 9,609]

Tarklar isn't happy......

[SAT 9,609]

<sigh> I'm all worn out already.......

[Ontarkie 14,216]

If you took a nap would you be up all night?

[SAT 9,609]

no I wouldn't. But I can't nap. Gotta go to this other party now.......

X#*#@$*&.......

[Ontarkie 14,216]

Oh ya I forgot sorry

I'm going out now too!

[Merrytooth 5,748]

and thus, fatter

now, for another banquet.........

1) Everybody loves chubby babies

2) stop bragging about your free meals!

3) your birthday recently? Pic of happy birthday daddy..

Happy belated many many many years Birthday! You are old

[NikLR 13,227]

I had the super juice too Ontarkie. Kiddo was at one point in the 105th percentile. She really didn't go any lower than the 95th in her first year. As soon as she started walking on her own though it was down to like the 25th! My Michelin tire baby.

[SAT 9,609]

1) Everybody loves chubby babies

2) stop bragging about your free meals!

3) your birthday recently? Pic of happy birthday daddy..

Happy belated many many many years Birthday! You are old

1- yes, we love things that are "imperfect"

2- It's not bragging, I really, really don't enjoy any of it......

3- Yes. And, not old. A woman gets old. A man gets........refined..........

just ask this guy.........

I had the super juice too Ontarkie. Kiddo was at one point in the 105th percentile. She really didn't go any lower than the 95th in her first year. As soon as she started walking on her own though it was down to like the 25th! My Michelin tire baby.

Percentile schmercentile......

Fat!

Edited May 17, 2015 by SAT

[NikLR 13,227]

Oh she was SUPER fat. She wore size 12m clothes at 6 months. It was great! She's hasn't been anything even close to chubby since she was maybe 18 months.

here she was at 2m:

Then 4m:

[SAT 9,609]

Lol aww......

The egg roll is wearing size 9 mos. But it's kinda snug.....

[NikLR 13,227]

I have a video of her at 1 day old and she has the wrist rolls already. LOL

It's hard to shop for them when they grow so fast and if they're already too big for their "month size" clothes. Did you guys get rid of big sis's clothes already?

[TBoneTX 45,258]

Tbone do you buy expired food? Or dented cans?

Sometimes, Niki-B. ma'am. Just did so today, whee man.

1. Of course he does!

2. "Many dented cans and Many bucks ago....."

1. Stalking!!! Reported!!!!!

2. Manysburg Address corrected, sigh man.

[TBoneTX 45,258]

We're not allowed to sell dented cans at work. Steritech violation.

This is why we typically don't shop there, no Niki-B. ma'am. No dented-can sales, sigh man...

Some supermarkets have dented can sales. (Tark is #1 customer)

Finally, a +1 from us, whee man!

How dare you accuse the esteemed Tarklar like that ?

You're right, si ma'am. REPORTED!!!!!

Got a few shirts and some ties. And a golf shirt.....

Probably paid retail, too, man.

Once I was asked what formula i was using the women wanted to switch hers to it. Don't think she like my answer

Thank you for so subtly keeping us abreast of this, D ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,258]

Tarklar isn't happy......

Glee, man?

If you took a nap would you be up all night?

Heresy, D ma'am! Insulting our religion!!! REPORTED!!!!!

Kiddo was at one point in the Manyth percentile.

She really didn't go any lower than the Manyth

s soon as she started walking on her own though it was down to like the Manyth!

Michelin rankings corrected, we never tyre of it man.

She wore size Manym clothes at Many months. It was great! She's hasn't been anything even close to chubby since she was maybe Many months.

here she was at 2m

Then Manym

Ages & sizes corrected, see ma'am.

It's hard to shop for them when they grow so fast

Solution = GSs, see ma'am. We have found some wonderful stuff for Mini-B. in that way, wee whee man.

[TBoneTX 45,258]

Saturday & GS report, see man:

Awoke half an hour after alarm was set, tap-nap man.

Got going only Many (2x2x2x2) minutes later than usual, amazing man.

Dropped dry-cleaning before embarking on GS itinerary, same-day pickup man.

Got something at every itineraried stop, whee man.

Found other goodies at signage stops, si man.

The take, see man:

-- Afghan = $2, deal man (poo-poo'd by Mrs. T-B., something bugging her she man)

-- 2 warshcloths = half a buck, OK man

-- Many (2+2+2) warshcloths = $1, OK man

-- Towel + warshcloth = half a buck, OK man

-- T-shirt = half a buck, OK man

-- Bath towel + hand towel = $1, deal man

-- Two shirts for Mini-B. + Stacy Adams black dress-loafers = $Many ($2+1), deal man

-- Small decorative camel made in Pakistan = $2, only outright indulgence man

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Total = $Many ($2x2x2+2), satisfying man.

Quit GS-ing after barely Many hours, exhausted man.

Reached casa before Mrs. T-B. left for kickboxing class, violent she man.

Ate lunch & played with Mini-B., we and wee man.

Warshered & dryered kitchen rags + new GS purchases, standard load man.

Took Mini-B. to McDonald's play-area, wee man and other wees, man.

Returned to casa and mowed lawn, defensively man.

Lawn still rather squishy in spots, supersaturated man.

Received no mosquito-bites, no man.

Received one glancing gnaw from an hormiga del fuego, fire ants man.

Nuked casa of subject hormiga with Amdro, satisfying man.

Showered and recovered, success and dubious success man.

Retrieved dry-cleaning, efficient man.

Napped like an illegitimate male child for 2 full hours, major zzz man.

Unsure whether cat ever also accompanied, miu or no miu zzz with we man.

Awoke groggily, groggy man.

Took Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. to Mexican restaurant with free-entree coupon, ingest man.

Took above to Dollar General with $Many-off-a-$Many-purchase coupon, deal man.

Gassed Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, fend-off-ADD-disasters-later man.

Dished the warsher, mandatory on Saturdays man.

Must de-dish the warsher, finish the job man.

Cat wants to play Wrappers again, not tonight sorry miu man.

Otherwise-cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie- and other babes with spillover +1 inventories!