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Merrytooth
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The agent for the seller of the cabin handled everything. It was a pretty smooth transaction. Kat is just unlucky to have a dumb agent and stupid bank officer.

N-o-l-a
N-o-l-a

So, baby boy was born on Monday and it looks like we are going home today. I feel great - I took no pain meds besides ibuprofen after surgery and everything is looking great. Oh and we all guesse

Asia
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Everybody, meet Bart! Born yesterday at 11:17pm His weight - 3235g (7,13 lbs) and his height - 53 cm (21 inches)

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SAT Grand Master

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I just came up with a 1 billion dollar idea. Tark can turn his toilet seats into disposable porta johns for pennies, then market them in China. Sell 1 billion units at 1 dollar profit each.

Voila!

1 billion felonious dollars!


There are also many clips of mainland women defecating wherever they feel like......


Look, this must be a Tark product.....

http://www.amazon.com/Portable-Female-Urinal-Camping-Travel/dp/B00PE35P44/ref=sr_1_15?ie=UTF8&qid=1431538947&sr=8-15&keywords=portable+toilet


Too late for Tark, someone beat him to it......

http://www.amazon.com/Estone%C2%AE-Portable-Urinal-Training-Camping/dp/B00MEA0IDI/ref=pd_sim_468_6?ie=UTF8&refRID=1VTCBMW3MNMXV9MYTQ3W

Ontarkie Grand Master

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2- just say: "it's ok dude....my husband is a fook...."

I think may be Stretch is grossed out right about now lol

may be if you go peddle butt-plugs in tianamen square, you'd make 1 gazillion Polish dollarz......

It's gross but you didn't scare me away.

The older boys are done with school and now the house is crazy!

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Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

SAT Grand Master

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next, when business is real good, you franchise it like Uber......

Use an app......you can name it "T-Ber"

"piss bucket needed, southwest corner of Tianamen square"


"nathan road and castle peak road" NE corner. Stat...."


Tark can be like a toilet dispatcher.

You have TTCs (Toilet Traffic Controllers)

######## all over Asia......

TBoneTX Grand Master

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I think he like to post such things (not sure they're even true lol) just to get a reaction from us

We do not post false facts (an oxymoron) or create drama to evoke reactions, oj nie. The mouthwarsh is very good, by the way. Everyone here seems to ignore the reality that old people (the mouthwarsh was bought at an ES) never drink from the bottle, and that if Listerine "kills bacteria that cause bad breath," it will also kill most if not all other "little beesties," oj tak.

nuh uh

English-only outside the regional forums, oj tak! The proper response would have been "oj nie," oj tak.

1. Is it nap time yet?

2. I feel like I should duct tape the kids to the wall and take a nap

1. It is always, ALWAYS nap-time, D ma'am.

2. Do it, do it now, and do it thoroughly, D ma'am (the duct-taping and the nap).

yesterday was the first day home from the NICU. They could find nothing wrong [...] he seems so much healthier now.

Fotos of the little tuti-pie or he's not home yesterday, see or no ma'am.

There's nothing more exciting than to take a new baby home, no man.

And we know that his name is Belvedere Jehosephat, got it first try man.

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

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Tornado is yelling at the oldest for not putting the seat down

She's a mini-CABA ready for marriage, sigh man.

Actually, women should be yelled at for not putting the seat UP, pee man.

FDNY

CCP

Familial dysautonomia nystagmus, huh man?

Asia can accompany you to this, si Comrade man.

RSVP's

BBQ

ENG ONL TSD TH RGNL FRMS, s D m'm!

oranges

One of our memories from the 1[2x2x2+1][2+2+2+1]0's children's show "H.R. Puf'n'stuf" is the song "There Ain't No Rhyme for 'Oranges,'" si man.

Actually, there IS one rhyme for "oranges," si man, and a prize is earnable by anyone who posts it here, whee man.

man back in August of 0Many

I was about Many miles out, looking for a stupid tuna fish....

The 1-2 footers turned into 2-Many, then Many-Many, then Many-Many.....

P-math corrected, sigh man. (And the tuna fish is stupid, huh man?)

One of Mini-B.'s favorite songs is, see man:

Tuna fish, tuna fish, sing a tune of tuna fish!

Tuna fish, tuna fish, it's our fav'rite dish!

Ev'rybody loves it so, from Nueva York to Kokomo!

Tuna fish, tuna fish, it's our fav'rite dish!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

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Wow that sounds scary!

It sounds like bad P-math to us, sigh ma'am.

I had a nap

Baiting, shame D ma'am. REPORTED!!!!!

Oh man I've had a few close calls in life.....

You've had inadequate training in P-math, more accurately man.

here's a clip of a mainlander taking a dump right in the middle of Hong Kong

There is obviously a lack of, and shameful need for, pre-owned toilet seats there, sigh and $i man.

Ours are Made in the USA, export opportunity man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

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you'd make 1 Many Polish dollarz......

Amount corrected, incorrigible man. And the unit of currency there is the Many, oj tak and duh man.

I just came up with a 1 Many dollar idea.

Weak. Very weak, sigh man.

Within moments, we already have eager inquiries from overseas for POTSs, whee man.

######## all over Asia......

You apologize to Asia right now for wanting to ####### all over her, oj tak! REPORTED!!!!!!!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

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Half-Hump-Day half-report, half-humped man:

Chronic cough much better after just one antibiotic dose, what's going on man.

After the overnight deluge, it is obvious that the casa needs new gutters, sigh man.

Apologies that our mind is in the gutter, avoid-TOS-violation man.

Uncooperative traffic lights on inbound commute, frustrating man.

Usual rainy-day demand for POTSs, $i man.

Still can't believe that Steveklar advocated #######-ing on Asia, oj nie.

Unsoiled Asia! Unsoiled, UNSOILED Asia!

We are wearing our $1 GS Jos. A. Bank shirt today, whee man.

Have gotten several compliments on it already, we man.

People are then awestruck (awestricken?) at hearing the bargain price, esteemed we man.

Our story is SO much more interesting than Steveklar's yawner "Many-foot-high waves," relief man.

And our P-math is flawless as usual, oj tak.

Domestic and international demand grows for POTSs, incoming requests man.

Must focus on same, $i man.

Afternoon/evenin', Commie- and other babes with refulgent +1 inventories!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Ontarkie Grand Master

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No just for summer break, the second oldest I have no idea how much longer he has. He will do his masters but he's wanting his phd too.

The oldest might do his masters but that kid I have no clue from one minute to the next.

No clue don't get into trouble and it wont get deleted. :P

About time now it's time to go home I bet!

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Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

 
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