The Member Formerly Known As Darnell Memorial Rant (note he is taking a break nothing wrong with him)

[TBoneTX 45,259]

OMG Tbone that is so wrong

Nothing has killed us yet, no D ma'am, except full-price, $i man.

Stupid tires are stupid expensive!

Spell them Britishly, as "tyres," and you'll feel better about the prices, Niki-B. ma'am.

Tarklar gets them at garage sales.....

We found our last tyres at an independent shop for far cheaper than the chain places, whee man. As soon as current tyres on the T-B.-mobile and Mrs.-T-B.-mobile wear out, will beeline back there, glee man.

WCG (World's Cheapest Gringo) buys his tyres from Mexican roadside/flea-market vendors -- we kid you not, oj nie. He furthermore (and we disagree with this and have tried to dissuade him, to no avail, sigh man) drives on his tyres until they're completely bald, and he actually swaps those tyres for ones with tread when it comes to State Inspection time, headshake man. He then removes the better tyres and puts the bald ones back on, gee man.

Edited May 13, 2015 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,259]

put a Many/Many.ManyRMany on the Jeep. (To be honest, it's hard to even find more expensive tires atm. )

Well, no wonder, see Niki-B. ma'am: The Many/Many.ManyRMany is far more expensive than the Many/Many.ManyRMany, or even the Many/Many.ManyRMany. That's your precise problem, see ma'am.

You can try tirerack.com. have it shipped to you and then get it mounted.

I get tires that way

In our opinion, that place is a complete rip-off, egad man.

Level Many earthquake woke me!

So what were you worried about, huh ma'am? ...Oh -- a Level Many! Shudder, ma'am.

At Many:Many am.

That's either a propitious or ominous time for a Level Many earthquake, si ma'am.

How bad is level Many?

(Says he who royally failed P-math, giant sigh man)

Is level Many the same as a Many.0?

And the same as a Many.00, and a Many.000, and a Many.00000000000, duh man.

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1. English-only outside the regional forums, Niki-B. ma'am. Fortunate no suspension for such an egregious violation, whew ma'am.

2. P-Math corrected within, oj tak.

Many. Correct spelling of "tyres," highlighted therein, is to your credit, si ma'am.

in the event of say, a T bone type collision

Do not refer to the king of all collisions in such casual fashion, displeasure man.

[TBoneTX 45,259]

i'm cold

Run some original-flavor Listerine through your mouth membranes for one minute and warm up big-time, D ma'am. Got plenty here, si ma'am!

The Little Egg sure likes to complain a lot...

It's in her job description, wee ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,259]

End-Tuesday end-report, end up reading it see man:

Made daily POTS quota, got idiot customers to capitulate man.

Artificially slow-yet-steady casa-ward commute, too many turtles man.

Totally unsuccessful nap, no zzz man.

However, cat had completely successful nap, miu zzz man.

Quiet weather till hour ago, serene man.

Now raining nonstoppingly like an illegitimate male child, build an ark man.

No slowdown in downpour, cloudburst man.

Saturday's gutter repairs ineffective, lengthwise pour-out man.

Should move T-B.- & Mrs.-T-B.-mobiles outside, free warshes man.

Should go outside ourself with bar of soap, free shower man.

Maybe we will be flooded out of commuting tomorrowly, hope man.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie- and other babes with lusciously awaiting +1 inventories!

[Asia 2,498]

Morning!

[Asia 2,498]

and before i go, i just want to say thank you for all the encouragement, the listening ears, the shoulders to lean on, the advice (from cars, to recipes, to houses, to personal relationships, and beyond) and most importantly, the friendship. i couldn't have survived the last year without you guys. <3

I hope you'll be posting some updates of what you're up to

Good luck with everything!

[Asia 2,498]

OMG Tbone that is so wrong

I think he like to post such things (not sure they're even true lol) just to get a reaction from us

Level 5 earthquake woke me!

Holy cow!

[Jacque67 7,328]

true true.....

But I enjoy living in a country where I can drive 20 miles in any direction and still be in my country.....

a country that produces enough food to feed itself, and is self sustaining. Where an average joe can own a car, may be a boat. Have the privacy of a backyard to have a nice little BBQ.

Drive an hour and go skiing. Or hunting.....

Have my own laundry room. And garage.....

and no, I'm not talking about being rich. I'm talking about an average Joe.

From sea to shining sea. You can't compare it if you haven't seen it.

And no, you can't buy 5 of my properties for the price of one flat in Singapore. You can't even buy my house for twice the price of your flat. May be even 3 or 4 times the price. And that's just Brooklyn.

Your little corner of America wasn't great for you. But my corner of America is great for me.

"I would never invade America, there'd be a gun behind every blade of grass" Fleet Admiral Yamamoto.

And that, is why Singapore/ the entire Asia was occupied by the Japanese.

Read about the revolutionary war, the Mexican American war, WWI, WW II. Yes, we as Americans have a lot to be proud of.

This country was built. Not manufactured.

And it, certainly has a lot more to offer than Singapore. May be you just don't realize it dear.

Lastly. Yes, I'm quite patriotic. I owe this country a lot.

huh?

Wow! Weren't you brain washed by the marines!! Lol

[SAT 9,609]

Wow! Weren't you brain washed by the marines!! Lol

what a terrible thing to say.

[Jacque67 7,328]

Lol

Watch this film.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbhncNvmZkk&autoplay=1

I was an extra;)

[SAT 9,609]

nuh uh

[Ontarkie 14,217]

Is it nap time yet?

I feel like I should duct tape the kids to the wall and take a nap

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

so...i've spent too much of my day thinking about this. it feels weird because for the past, what is it, two years? i've logged in to this site every day. you guys have been my support system, sometimes even my only friends within 500 miles.

Hey, don't worry about it. I know all about what it is like to move to a country and desperately want to go back home. Not every country is a good fit for everyone.

As to update - yesterday was the first day home from the NICU. They could find nothing wrong despite a whole battery of tests except that he came in dehydrated. The doctor we saw the first night in the NICU thought it might be that and that he was just a rare case that wasn't built to withstand waiting for my milk to come in. He still won't breastfeed long enough, so I'm pumping, breastfeeding, and formula feeding to keep him hydrated. He's also got to be fed every 3-4 hours without fail. It is tiring, but he seems so much healthier now.

[Asia 2,498]

As to update - yesterday was the first day home from the NICU. They could find nothing wrong despite a whole battery of tests except that he came in dehydrated. The doctor we saw the first night in the NICU thought it might be that and that he was just a rare case that wasn't built to withstand waiting for my milk to come in. He still won't breastfeed long enough, so I'm pumping, breastfeeding, and formula feeding to keep him hydrated. He's also got to be fed every 3-4 hours without fail. It is tiring, but he seems so much healthier now.

That's great news!

[Ontarkie 14,217]

Great news Nola.