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Sunday report, see man:

Got to bed at Many:Many, too late man.

Awoke several times coughing uncontrollably, drat man.

Looks like we'll have to call in Dratman for this one, sigh man.

Got up to alarm with back hurting and badly needing to blow nose, root of coughing man.

Back hasn't completely recovered throughout the day, bodes poorly man.

Heard Mrs. T-B. yakking with Many sisters + Mama-Mrs.-T-B. at our wake-up time, yak she man.

At opportune moment, gave Mrs. T-B. cards from us & cat, we and miu man.

Mrs. T-B. opportunely informed us that we are the #1 son-in-law, glee man.

Mrs. T-B. dropped Mini-B. at Mama T-B.'s and went to kickboxing class, fearsome she man.

Read Sunday newspaper; started first two of Many laundry loads, we man.

Left to retrieve Mini-B. from Mama T-B.'s, assignment man.

Mama T-B. spoils Mini-B. to the max, entitled to man.

Drove Mini-B. to casa of Aunt & Uncle T-B., senior they men.

Mini-B. cavorted joyfully until bumping his little head, bonkus of the conkus wee man.

Went to look for fish in stagnant senior-center pond, just bugs & tadpoles man.

Returned to casa at Many p.m., time for naps zzz man.

We had had no lunch yet, no man.

Mrs. T-B. up-warmed leftovers, thoughtful she man.

We first wrangled LLs #1 & #2 and began LL #Many, industrious Thread Laundress man.

We ingested leftovers and took nap with cat, ingest we and we miu zzz man.

Upon awakening, we wrangled LLs #Many & #Many, industrious Thread Laundress man.

It is strange to be back to only Many LLs on a no-sheet weekend, weird man.

Dished and must de-dish the warsher, ready now man.

Made first Many lunches for week, job of husband man.

Kissed Mini-B. good night, exhausted wee man.

Mrs. T-B. took a bath with Mr. Bubble + coffee-grounds, weird she man.

Night/mornin', Commie- and other babes with +1 inventories!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Ontarkie Grand Master

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REPORTED!!!!!!!

:P Daddy needs to learn some how

The lack of distraction makes it even more convenient to give birth during that time, good planning D ma'am!

Baby #2 was almost born at home because their was a good movie I didn't want to miss the end. I missed the end and we ran every light to the hospital barely any time to spare :P

But no there will be no more babies from me!

Ok I'm off to bed

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TBoneTX Grand Master

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1. Baby #2 was almost born at home because their was a good movie I didn't want to miss the end. I missed the end and we ran every light to the hospital barely any time to spare

2. But no there will be no more babies from me!

Many. Ok I'm off to bed

1. Priorities in order, si D ma'am. :P

2. :rofl:, D ma'am.

Many. De-dish cat prep zzz man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Ontarkie Grand Master

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Oh my the Tornado slept in her own bed till 6am :dancing:

I still didn't get any sleep but at I wasn't creamed between two kids

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Citizenship for older 2 boys

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NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

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Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

Ontarkie Grand Master

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My older kid slept in her crib, then sometime during the night, crawled into my bed.....

Tornado never slept in a crib. I finally got her to her own bed but she crawls in with us sometime through the night.

What are you going to Florida for? You can avoid going back to Singapore and that would clear up the jetlag :P

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Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

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Tornado never slept in a crib. I finally got her to her own bed but she crawls in with us sometime through the night.

What are you going to Florida for? You can avoid going back to Singapore and that would clear up the jetlag :P

work wants to do a study trip

sigh that would certainly solve the jetlag...although i wouldn't want to settle in florida...that weather...

Flying to Seattle on 6 May 2014!

 
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