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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Canada
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And I know hillbilly wanted to name Lucas "Robert Lee Jefferson Davis"

No he wanted to name him after him, I refused I think it's nuts I didn't think Lucas needed to be a 4th. Plus I don't like his middle name :P

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Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Ecuador
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I don't know what a Texas Aggie is.

A Texas Aggie = anyone with the slightest current or former connection to Texas A&M University, see D ma'am -- that is, the laughingstock of the medium animal kingdom. Like a south-of-the-border Newfie, except worse.

The dept of health shut down tarklars toilet shop....

They tried, but we shut THEM down, victory man.

That's Many combined miles of bottle-necking, turtle-speed, rubber-necking, snail-paced, middle-fingering, horn-blasting, traffic report cursing NYC bumper to bumper traffic. From one corner of the city to the opposite corner.....

Nueva York has only Many miles of same? Texas has Many, ha man. Texas Many, Nueva York zero, ha man.

And anyone horn-blowing or middle-fingering in Texas WILL be shot, si man.

Omg I need a break from my kid lol.....

I'm so tired.....

She's on her scooter, then water the plants, back and forth.....

It's in her job description, si wee ma'am.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Ecuador
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We've been busy. Baby had a seizure when he got tot he NICU and they put him on phenobarbital so that if it happens again, they'll be no damage. They told us yesterday that they are hoping there isn't a real reason for the episodes besides him being dehydrated because real reason seems to mean not a great outcome. He has some electrodes in his scalp to monitor all the time, but one of tests we were waiting on, the EEG, is being done now.

Sorry, Nola-B. Was worried at first about congenital heart defects.

The Tornado drives us all nuts, I take her outside as much as possible to let her run. She plays well on her own so I can sit and watch.

Mini-B. needs someone to play with him ALL the time, social wee man. He plays well by himself only if he thinks that he's being observed, see wee man.

It's quiet in the house, littles are sleeping!

This will count against them during their next efficiency evaluation, sigh D ma'am.

Eaten

Fotos of ingested matter now or it wasn't, see or no Niki-B. ma'am.

And why is a taco called a taco, and not a taca?

Because TACA, the national airline of El Salvador, has been bought by Avianca, who copyrighted the feminine form, big duh man.

No he wanted to name him after him, I refused I think it's nuts I didn't think Lucas needed to be a Many'th. Plus I don't like his middle name

Should have settled the quarrel before it began, by naming him Belvedere Jehosephat, see D ma'am.

Been up since Many.

So have most of us, si man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Ecuador
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Rest-of-Thursday rest-of-report, rest eyes on this man:

Sold $Many in POTSs, whee man.

In fact, went from cold-call to closed sale in less than Many minutes, proficiency man.

Easy casa-ward commute till end, weird man.

At casa, WCG (World's Cheapest Gringo) & wife were visiting, surprise man.

Had come to inspect an RV for purchase, but a dump inside man.

Mrs. T-B. dead-nuts tired, we could si man.

Guests left, bye man, we ingested dinner, eat man, and promptly went to bed/for naps, zzz man.

We napped with cat, zzz we and miu man.

Mrs. T-B. back up working on skoolwork, thesis man.

We took out last garbage created by Mama-Mrs.-T-B., sentimental value man.

Should have but did not dish the warsher, si but no man.

Shall try to hit a couple of GSs in the morn, if arise on time man.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie- & other babes with +1 inventories!

(Absent Asia! Absent, ABSENT Asia!)

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Malaysia
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No he wanted to name him after him, I refused I think it's nuts I didn't think Lucas needed to be a 4th. Plus I don't like his middle name :P

oh yeah, "Jepardiah" isn't that catchy of a middle name..... :)

Why?

Because, at the time he made Princess X, he was obviously blind......

And anyone horn-blowing or middle-fingering in Texas WILL be shot, si man.

no here they shoot back.....

Fotos of ingested matter now or it wasn't, see or no Niki-B. ma'am.

X Ray now......

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Canada
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Mini-B. needs someone to play with him ALL the time, social wee man. He plays well by himself only if he thinks that he's being observed, see wee man.

This will count against them during their next efficiency evaluation, sigh D ma'am.

Should have settled the quarrel before it began, by naming him Belvedere Jehosephat, see D ma'am.

My niece was terrible at needing entertaining.

Oh yes Lucas woke up i hour before midnight screaming! His two top front teeth were hurting. He still only has his two bottom teeth :)

THat name was never going to happen either :P

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Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Malaysia
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Read up on Marie Bonaparte and you will realise it is a masterpiece;)

I'm more of a realist when it comes to "art".....

Most things art, to me, is not art at all.

Oh yes Lucas woke up i hour before midnight screaming! His two top front teeth were hurting. He still only has his two bottom teeth :)

That's more teeth than the entire front row of a Willie Nelson concern combined :)

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Canada
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My allergies are killing me! I'm all stuffed up, my eyes feel like they have grit in them.

I wanted to set the pool up this week but now it's raining I had everything ready but now with the rain I'mm have to check the ground all over again,

With the cooler weather it's a month later then I normally put it up.

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Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Canada
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Neti pot does not work for me. I've tried plenty of times.

I thought of that the only problem is the oak tree near by, it will drop it's stuff in my pool!

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Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

 
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