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Ontarkie Grand Master

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You have a Newfie for a friend, huh D ma'am?! And you admit it, huh D ma'am?!

That's like saying "my friend the Texas Aggie," egad ma'am.

Yes I do I also have a Newfie cousin :P

I don't know what a Texas Aggie is.

I also married a Hillbilly so I don't think that they would bother me either :P

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Yes I do I also have a Newfie cousin :P

I don't know what a Texas Aggie is.

I also married a Hillbilly so I don't think that they would bother me either :P

Tark = aggie

And, aren't you also gonna have a newfie son in law? :P

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And, man....what a rip off. I drive 26 miles thru hypnotic nyc traffic to go to some stupid seminar from 8 to 2. But why did we break 2 hours for lunch? So I get stuck in another 26 miles of traffic going home! Which wouldn't have existed had we not took a lunch break!

And, I got absolutely nothing outta this thing.....

That's 52 combined miles of bottle-necking, turtle-speed, rubber-necking, snail-paced, middle-fingering, horn-blasting, traffic report cursing NYC bumper to bumper traffic. From one corner of the city to the opposite corner.....

Anyone hears anything from Nola yet?

I hope her baby is fine

Ditto.....

Now go get me some new shirts. DKNY is fine....

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Is it a free lunch provided? :content:

Why can't you ask your wife to buy you clothes? It is her job anyway.

You are also a fook in the eyes of millions fooks in NYC

That's why they love you long long time, pestering you all the time.

Your phone number must have circulated around hotcakes ~> 1800-call-steve :rofl:

Done with K1, AOS and ROC

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Check this out, the person that wanted to borrow money to save her business?

Well, she's on fb with newly taken professional wedding photos.....

I guess I was supposed to save her business?

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Is it a free lunch provided? :content:

Why can't you ask your wife to buy you clothes? It is her job anyway.

You are also a fook in the eyes of millions fooks in NYC

That's why they love you long long time, pestering you all the time.

Your phone number must have circulated around hotcakes ~> 1800-call-steve :rofl:

1- all you can eat free lunch

2- because about 12 years ago, she bought me a shirt like this, in black.....

Sleeveless-Shirts-For-Women-with-Collar.

3- Many fook chicks love me long time. But they kinda stinky......

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Tark = aggie

And, aren't you also gonna have a newfie son in law? :P

Nope not going to happen he's been more of a butt head to my daughter lately. Basically telling her we are brain washing her and how she should go live with him in his grandparents house till he goes off to school then she can move into his room :no::rolleyes:

This makes you a newfie by blood.

Tooth 8 has a fook cousin, that makes her a fook also....

Well I guess so since my cousin married one their kids would be half newfie and they are blood. Oh well they are a blast to be with!

Check this out, the person that wanted to borrow money to save her business?

Well, she's on fb with newly taken professional wedding photos.....

I guess I was supposed to save her business?

YA not too bright. Guess she thought you were going to give out the money so she was able to spend her own.

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I sent one text to baby God father.....

"get me a box of gold dots for the 38's"

Now, he knows exactly what that is. It's a box of Speers ammunition for a 38 special revolver.

He sends me 6 texts back, and he's not stopping.....

"why you need it?"

"I might have some"

"your neighborhood is going to ####"

"I'll go get some tomorrow"

"I'm at court"

Grrr.....he's like an old lady.......

No wonder he's all alone......

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Nope not going to happen he's been more of a butt head to my daughter lately. Basically telling her we are brain washing her and how she should go live with him in his grandparents house till he goes off to school then she can move into his room :no::rolleyes:

That's terrible. Very disrespectful to you guys.

YA not too bright. Guess she thought you were going to give out the money so she was able to spend her own.

she must have blown 30k on trips, shows, wedding pics, etc......

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