The Member Formerly Known As Darnell Memorial Rant (note he is taking a break nothing wrong with him)

[Ontarkie 14,218]

Well I have a rant!!!

I hate when ppl say they want to do a party one night and then never pick a dang day!!!! If you are doing it do already.

Non rant part

Oh and I can't wait ti be able to do my Canada Day party I want to get my package to see what goodies they give me this year!

[TBoneTX 45,259]

I was off by Many oz.....

I win

You were off by so Many ounces that you lose, loser man.

1. Congrats Nola, he's precious!

2. I didn't pay attention what was the weight guess?

1. Si ma'am.

2. The correct and winning guess (by us, naturally) was Many lb. Many oz, see D ma'am.

1. Doesn't matter, I win!

2. Nolo contendere...

1. Per above, you LOSE, see man.

2. Tantumodo in regionalibus colloquiis aliter atque Anglice loquimini. Reported!!!!!

1. I win...

2. Speaking about winning, where's Tark.....

1. It's like an incorrect broken record around here, sigh man...

2. You finally got it right, whee man.

[TBoneTX 45,259]

Sure, let me place the order with Tarklar, so he can source for the shirts at Garage Sales

There are typically Many shirts with a Many-&-a-half collar size available, si ma'am. Markup added, $i ma'am.

Oh my lots of prayers for all of you. Big hugs!

Ditto to this and all such comments, fingers crossed ma'am.

Oh and I can't wait ti be able to do my Canada Day party

Just buy a 2-liter bottle of Canada Day ginger ale, si D ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,259]

Hump-Day report, see man:

Awoke coughing uncontrollably at Many a.m., prematurely man.

Dragged out for errands, these man:

-- pick-up at dry-cleaners, retrieve man

-- warsh filthy T-B.-mobile, clean for Gene man

-- pick up Rx, medicate man

-- drop donation at resale place, downsize man

-- procure another roll of dollar coins for Mama-Mrs.-T-B., senior she man.

This last was most challenging, sigh man. Stopped at a BBVA Compass, where they said "we normally don't do this for non-account-holders," whereupon we promptly spun on our heels and walked out, ignoring all calls to "open an account with us," grrr man. Contiguous Chase bank was far friendlier but had no dollar rolls, no demand man. Went to Many'rd bank and asked for, optimally, an uncirculated roll, hopeful man. Lady came out with a Treasury-wrapped roll of Geo. Warshington himself, Texas spelling & pronunciation man. Mama-Mrs.-T-B. delighted, senior she man.

Ate lunch chiefly cooked by Mama-Mrs.-T-B., ingest senior she man.

Lugged Many-lb. suitcases downstairs without damaging ourself too badly, backache man.

Loaded Many-lb. suitcases into Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, backache man.

Loaded brood into Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, weighed down man.

Stopped at Harbor Freight for suitcase-locks, got pack at Many% off man.

Got free screwdriver set simultaneously, deal man.

Got to airport in ample time, amazing man.

Dropped brood at terminal entrance and searched for parking, intrepid man.

After half an hour, found a space and found way to brood, patiently waiting man.

Checked Mama-Mrs.-T-B. in, senior she man.

Resolved to move Heaven & Earth to fly on Avianca in future, courteous treatment man.

Patronized men's room with Mini-B., we and wee pee man.

Helped Mini-B. run Hot Wheels paraphernalia around edge of luggage carousel, wee man.

Rode up & down elevator multiple times upon Mini-B.'s request, demand wee man.

Rode up & down escalator multiple times upon Mini-B.'s request, demand wee man.

Said goodbyes to Mama-Mrs.-T-B., bye senior she sigh man.

Waited until Mama-Mrs.-T-B. cleared security, bye senior she sigh man.

Re-found Mrs.-T-B.-mobile with no difficulty, no ADD we man.

Acquiesced to Mrs. T-B.'s request to ingest, early dinner man.

Dined expensively yet well at Sheraton restaurant, nearby man.

As feared, got caught in homeward-commuter workday traffic, turtles man.

Reached casa in nearly double usual time, exhausted man.

Mini-B. asleep in car and after being carried upstairs, exhausted wee man.

Changed guest-room bed linens, we & Mrs. T-B. man.

Warshered guest-room bed linens, job of husband man.

Took Mrs.-T-B.-mobile for gassing & badly needed warshing, job of husband man.

Took badly needed shower, we man.

Dryered laundry load #1, we man.

Warshered guest bath linens + kitchen rags, full load man.

Took badly needed nap in guest room with cat, we and miu zzz man.

Cat delighted at return of normal routine, creature of routine miu man.

Awoke to alarm, dratted invention man.

Dryered laundry load #2, we man.

Watched late TV news, see man.

Made remaining lunches for week, job of husband man.

Dished the warsher, last Mama-Mrs.-T-B.-eaten-off-of dishes sigh man.

Folded LL #2, job of husband man.

Must de-dish the warsher, imminently man.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie- and other babes with frustratingly unassigned +1 inventories!

[Asia 2,498]

Morning!

[Asia 2,498]

So, baby boy was born on Monday and it looks like we are going home today.

What a cutie!

Congrats!

Well, I revive the rant - baby is not ok. We are waiting on the NICU team from a bigger hospital to come out and pick him up. They aren't sure what is wrong, he has gone blue and limp a couple of times.

Oh no.

Hopefully all will be okay ssoner than you think!

Will keep my fingers crossed for that.

[NikLR 13,227]

Hubs best friend is here. Having issues with his wife. And the dog next door is barking. I dislike and pity that dog. No attention, tied up on a 15' chain, has sores from laying down. But barks every time I walk outside Or randomly in the night. Like I open my window and dog barks for 20 mins. Sigh.

Edited May 7, 2015 by NLR

[Asia 2,498]

He seeks attention IMO.

Feels abandomed.

[kitthekat 1,317]

Well, I revive the rant - baby is not ok. We are waiting on the NICU team from a bigger hospital to come out and pick him up. They aren't sure what is wrong, he has gone blue and limp a couple of times.

sorry to hear that nola. sending you and baby positive vibes. <3

[SAT 9,609]

I like driving thru an hour of NYC traffic at 6 in the morning to go to some seminar in the college point corporate park.....Google that.....

Nik shoot dog with hubs gun

Stretch how many hillbillies are coming to your Canada day thing?

Tooth, no tarklar shirts! I said "New". Not "toilet grade"

[Jacque67 7,328]

Best wishes, Nola!

[Ontarkie 14,218]

I like driving thru an hour of NYC traffic at 6 in the morning to go to some seminar in the college point corporate park.....Google that.....

Nik shoot dog with hubs gun

Stretch how many hillbillies are coming to your Canada day thing?

Tooth, no tarklar shirts! I said "New". Not "toilet grade"

1. no fun there!

2.

1. Most like none it's a Wednesday if it was the weekend maybe 2 as my Canadian friend the Newfie is married to use and her boy is part hillbilly too

2.

[SAT 9,609]

Man who's idea was this.....

[TBoneTX 45,259]

my Canadian friend the Newfie is married to use and her boy is part hillbilly too

You have a Newfie for a friend, huh D ma'am?! And you admit it, huh D ma'am?!

That's like saying "my friend the Texas Aggie," egad ma'am.

Man who's idea was this.....

LPoP and unread, but whose idea was WHAT, huh man?

Edited May 7, 2015 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,259]

Part-Thursday part-report, part the Read See man: <----- +1

Mama-Mrs.-T-B.'s flights both early, senior she man.

Morning internal-Ecu flight uneventful, senior she man.

Now only Many-hour bus ride to her own casa, re-ensconced senior she man.

Awoke coughing and prematurely, phlegmatic individual man.

Caffeine-impervious grogginess, need zzz man.

Beheld Many -- [bMany![/b] LEOs laying speed-trap radar today, boo man.

There should be a law against that behavior, boo man.

If people are speeding, that means that the speed-limits need raising, logic man.

Pre-owned toilet seat customers frantic about our office's closure yesterday, eager man.

Can now surcharge more for pre-weekend guaranteed delivery, $i man.

Must return to customer-satisfaction activities, our chief focus man.

Many warehoused POTSs need personal quality-testing, by us man.

Afternoon/evenin', Commie- and other babes with lavishly bestowable +1 inventories!

Awaiting what we hope is positive word from Nola-Bone, she man...