The Member Formerly Known As Darnell Memorial Rant (note he is taking a break nothing wrong with him)

[SAT 9,609]

They took awhile to cash mine a few times.

They cashed the same check a few times?

[Ontarkie 14,218]

smarty pants!

[SAT 9,609]

[NikLR 13,227]

They took awhile to cash mine a few times.

just anxious.

[SAT 9,609]

Well stop being anxious. What's your hurry? You're making me nervous.....

In the drug trade, they don't like "anxious".

They think you're a stool pigeon.....

[NikLR 13,227]

This isnt the drug trade. LOL

[SAT 9,609]

Well, stop being anxious anyway..

You're afraid that your husband gonna disown you and you end up in the effects forum?

Edited May 6, 2015 by SAT

[TBoneTX 45,259]

When my MIL left NY, I bought her a diamond bracelet. What did you get your MIL huh?

You were that glad to see her go, huh man?

We got Mama-Mrs.-T-B. a gringo husband for her #1 old-maid daughter, me man.

We got Mama-Mrs.-T-B. an adorable gringo grandson, wee man.

Yesterday, we gave Mama-Mrs.-T-B. a roll of dollar coins for her trip, si man.

This eve, she & Mrs. T-B. went out and spent it, gee man.

They came back grinning like Cheshire cats, miu man.

Will have to get her another that she will take on the trip, egad man.

They took awhile to cash mine a few times.

They slammed ours into the bank like a starving dog slavering over a pound of minute steak, gee man.

Edited May 6, 2015 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,259]

You're afraid that your husband gonna disown you and you end up in the effects forum?

We have penned a haiku in honor of our own marriage, see here man:

Naturalized wife,

can nag husband well, si man.

A gringa always.

[TBoneTX 45,259]

As a helpful -- oj nie, crucial -- reminder, haikus have the following syllabic structure, see man:

Many

Many

Many.

Now that we all have that, we can go to town in writing our own, oj tak.

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End-Tuesday end-report, end-see man:*

*not an invitation to inspect our hindquarters, no man

Stayed late at office, selling pre-owned toilet seats to the very end, pun man.

Taking Hump Day off, to ferry Mama-Mrs.-T-B. to airport, bye senior she man.

Had to ensure a shot at making weekly sales quota, ensurance man.

Easy commute casa-ward, made up for yesterday man.

Everyone in grand mood, si man.

Mrs. T-B. forgot to have something ready for our dinner, ADD she man.

Mrs. T-B. leafs through monthly Costco ad-flyer, see she man.

Afterwards, she asks, "What's on sale at Costco?", ADD she man.

Mini-B. put to bed, wee zzz man.

We attempt nap, much-needed zzz man.

Mrs. T-B. turns off white-noise fan and tells us not to cover our sleeping ear, no man.

She & Mama-Mrs.-T-B. are going out shopping, & we are to monitor Mini-B., zzz wee man.

Mrs. T-B. bangs around upstairs, then opens/closes garage door Many times, grrrr man.

Phone rings Many times every Many minutes, leave a message man.

We get zero sleep, no zzz we man.

We decide to arise when phone rings again, grrrr man.

Spanish-speaking female voice asks, "Donde Señora T-B., huh hombre?"

We mutter, "Back in half an hour, presumably, she man."

Voice on other end never identifies itself, grrrr man.

Was almost certainly a family member, magic expectation of our recognition man.

We watch late TV news, see man.

Afterwards, we dish the warsher, job of husband man.

In midst thereof, the chicas return, grin like Cheshire cats man.

We glare at Mrs. T-B.'s purchases, grrrr man.

She flashes puppy-dog eyes & says, "My mom wanted more stuff," she man.

We ask, "Aren't her full suitcases overweight already, huh man?"

She says, "Si, but we'll work on that at the airport," grrrr man.

, man.

Cat drops wrapper at feet and hops on our lap for some sucking-up, miu man.

We almost immediately arise and go downstairs to play Wrappers, delighted miu man.

Cat is now rewarding us with smelly deposit in litter box, fumigation man.

Must de-dish the warsher, si man.

Then cat prep zzz man.

Probably not here in morn, suffer thoroughly at our absence you man.

Will be very sad this eve, bye Mama-Mrs.-T-B. senior she man.

Mornin'/afternoon/evenin', Commie- and other babes with +1 inventories!

[Asia 2,498]

Morning!

[Asia 2,498]

Yeah, Asia!.....

LOL I don't have a timeline, so not gonna fake any

[TBoneTX 45,259]

Only two out of Many posts bonused. Partially good Asia! Partially, PARTIALLY good GOOD Asia!

And bad Asia, for showing up just when we can't stay up later to enjoy the company, oj sigh.

[TBoneTX 45,259]

LOL I don't have a timeline, so not gonna fake any

This might not be entirely your fault, oj nie. We have researched the Months of the Year in Poland, and it's a wonder that anyone (except us) can memorize them, oj tak:

Wyrazista

Wielkanoc

Zdziwienie

Cytuję

Cukrzycy

Nieosiadły

łączącą

Ziemniak

Pieczęć

Rękawy

Rodak

Sprawdzić

We ourselves got them, first try, but heaven help the typical gringo who might need to set appointments throughout the year in Poland, see man: "I will see you at Many o'clock on the Many'th day of Zdziwienie, oj tak."

De-dish cat prep zzz man.

[LucidSofia 59]

Hey guys! Just popping in. Filing for ROC now. I see a lot of the regular posters are still around! Surprised to see Darnell gone..
Just got a new job Was at previous job less than 1.5 years but found a better opportunity and took it