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TBoneTX Grand Master

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1. I'm not that kind of wife.

2. If I want something I make him fully aware of it and he buys it for me

1. Where were you when we were both single, huh D ma'am?

2. Ehhh, too good to be true... a She Who Must Be Obeyed type again, sigh D ma'am...

Then you could just have ignored it

Like he ignored every day of P-math class? That would have worked, oj tak.

1. I back to work, feeling sick with cold/flu.

2. And I won a lottery!

1. Fotos of snot and phlegm-balls or it didn't emanate, sneeze or nose ma'am.

2. Fotos of lottery or it didn't win, see or no ma'am.

1. Many% chance of winning it and I am so lucky

2. Now I have to run a Marathon, damn it.

1. Thanks to P-math, you now have a better or worse chance of winning, see ma'am.

2. Refresh your P-math skills first, huh ma'am.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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The agent for the seller of the cabin handled everything. It was a pretty smooth transaction. Kat is just unlucky to have a dumb agent and stupid bank officer.

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So, baby boy was born on Monday and it looks like we are going home today. I feel great - I took no pain meds besides ibuprofen after surgery and everything is looking great. Oh and we all guesse

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Everybody, meet Bart! Born yesterday at 11:17pm His weight - 3235g (7,13 lbs) and his height - 53 cm (21 inches)

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SAT Grand Master

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Yeah, keep repeating that to yourself ;)

BTW - your princes is cute too! :)

Elizabeth is Hebrew. Now last time I checked. The royals of england are not jews......

2- whadaya mean "Cute too"?? No, their baby is "cute too"....

My princess is just cute!

That's like saying .......

"Haiti is a nice country. Oh, and Poland is nice, too"......

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TBoneTX Grand Master

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Poland is nice, you comparator man. Asia, and P-math, come from there, oj tak.

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Tarklar was cool before coolness itself was cool, si man.

Half-Mon. half-rep, half-see man:

Awoke groggily and in unknown depths of pain, no experiments man.

Exercises de-depthed the pain, rather unexpected man.

Mini-B. in grand mood, glee wee man.

Mrs. T-B. not in bad mood either, no she man.

This is the first of the last two full days left of Mama-Mrs.-T-B.'s presence, sigh man.

We ought to reverse-human-traffic and keep her here, senior she man.

Inbound traffic not bad this morn, come to think of it man.

We need a nap, and now, not possible man.

Sales of pre-owned toilet seats too brisk, $i but sigh man.

Speaking of which, Asia's bicycle-butt can benefit from a new POTSs, oj tak.

Buy yours today, oj tak!

Afternoon/evenin', Commie- and other babes with unallocated +1 inventories!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Elizabeth is Hebrew. Now last time I checked. The royals of england are not jews......

2- whadaya mean "Cute too"?? No, their baby is "cute too"....

My princess is just cute!

That's like saying .......

"Haiti is a nice country. Oh, and Poland is nice, too"......

Casucian baby princess is definitely cuter.. ;)

Done with K1, AOS and ROC

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You should think how to make money from them. They Fooks love you big time in NYC :)

Done with K1, AOS and ROC

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SAT Grand Master

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Oh I make a point in ripping them off, making money from them....

But the shyster immigration attorneys got me beat on that one. Because, like I said, every last fook is walking around with a category C-8 EAD......

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