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SAT Grand Master

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The hillbilly would probably like that idea, but shooting snakes is supposed to be illegal :protest:

And he rode his bike to work this morning, I have the truck does that mean I get to go shopping all day??? :devil:

1- illegal schmillegal, what else is the hillbilly sposed to eat then huh?

2- Poor hillbilly's over at the fertilizer plant slaving away and you're over here squandering his money......

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The agent for the seller of the cabin handled everything. It was a pretty smooth transaction. Kat is just unlucky to have a dumb agent and stupid bank officer.

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So, baby boy was born on Monday and it looks like we are going home today. I feel great - I took no pain meds besides ibuprofen after surgery and everything is looking great. Oh and we all guesse

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Everybody, meet Bart! Born yesterday at 11:17pm His weight - 3235g (7,13 lbs) and his height - 53 cm (21 inches)

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1- illegal schillegal, what else is the hillbilly sposed to eat them huh?

2- Poor hillbilly's over at the fertilizer plant slaving away and you're over here squandering his money......

1. lol

2. Na I'm not that kind of wife. If I want something I make him fully aware of it and he buys it for me :D

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SAT Grand Master

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so, I spent the morning replenishing the provisions that Tiff gave away in her soup kitchen.....

Bought back muffins and bagels......

WT-F man....Aren't I sposed to be at work? (Yes, I am)......


Then you could just have ignored it :P

They named their daughter after my daughter :)

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I back to work, feeling sick with cold/flu.

And I won a lottery!

1- what kinda tropical disease did you bring back now?

2- How much? If it's over a million, me love you long time.......

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lol... I won the Chicago Marathon Lottery :rofl: 53% chance of winning it and I am so lucky :mellow:

Now I have to run a Marathon, damn it.

Done with K1, AOS and ROC

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2 Many cent shirts = Tarklar starter kit

Starter-kit inventory corrected, P-math man.

Nope, I got bumped.

Foto of bump or it didn't happen, see or no ma'am.

Sorry, sigh ma'am.

Got Many muffins

Many bagels

I ate Many bagels, 1 muffin, and no rolls.

There is left......2 bagels, no muffins, and like Many rolls......

she getting good at Polish math......

Someone in your casa has to be good in Polish math, oj tak; yours is embarrassing, sigh man.

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English-only outside the regional forums, oj tak!

here's Tark's bicycle that he got last week for Many cent

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Price corrected, and that's a chica's bike, duh man!

I have the truck does that mean I get to go shopping all day???

Is the Pope Polish, huh D ma'am?

Is the sky made of green cheese, huh D ma'am?

You = chica = shopping, see D ma'am.

The baby will be known as Her Royal Highness Princess Charlotte of Cambridge

It will probably get run over in a street or fall off a cliff or something by the time someone shouts "Beg pahdon, Yaw Royal Highness Princess Charlotte of Cambridge, but don't cross the street without looking both ways fuhst, verily, wot!"

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SAT Grand Master

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Price corrected, and that's a chica's bike, duh man!

If it's fiddy cent, it's unisex!

Just like your shirts!

Nope. Her Majesty was born long before your daughter. She was born way before you, silly! :lol:

and there were many Elizabeths before that.

So, nice try. The new Princess is named after MY princess.....

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lol... I won the Chicago Marathon Lottery :rofl: 53% chance of winning it and I am so lucky :mellow:

Now I have to run a Marathon, damn it.

Man that's like working in the Union Pacific in 1865, and drawing the short straw to see who's gonna test a railroad tunnel for poison gas......

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