The Member Formerly Known As Darnell Memorial Rant (note he is taking a break nothing wrong with him)

[TBoneTX 45,853]

Where?

You need written permission from Mrs. T-B. for that, oj tak. Requirement is waived if you're a rubia, oj whee.

where's my new TV?

I track my TV

was my TV in a train crash?

TV, or not TV? That is the question, shake a speare at it man.

Today also National Farm Animal Day, National Cinnamon Crescent Day

Today is furthermore Procure Your Own Pre-Owned Toilet Seat Day (PYOPOTS), whee man. Phone lines and Internet space are awaiting your order today!

Went to zoo to feed the apes again

[not at zoo, but perks up ears]

Edited April 10, 2015 by TBoneTX

[SAT 9,609]

Is it offensive to tell someone to "grow a brain" ?

Well, not if it's Tark.....

I mean, it wouldn't offend me if you told Tark to grow a brain....

[TBoneTX 45,853]

Is it offensive to tell someone to "grow a brain" ?

It depends on who needs to grow one, and the acuteness of the need, see ma'am. E.g., Steveklar has been desperately (and unsuccessfully) attempting said growth for Many threads now, sigh man.

Edited April 10, 2015 by TBoneTX

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Well, not if it's Tark.....

I mean, it wouldn't offend me if you told Tark to grow a brain....

It depends on who needs to grow one, and the acuteness of the need, see ma'am. E.g., Steveklar has been desperately (and unsuccessfully) attempting said growth for Many threads now, sigh man.

Hey, there is hope for "growing brain" => Head transplant if successful

http://nypost.com/2015/04/09/russian-church-opposes-man-hoping-to-have-head-transplanted/

[SAT 9,609]

Hey, there is hope for "growing brain" => Head transplant if successful

http://nypost.com/2015/04/09/russian-church-opposes-man-hoping-to-have-head-transplanted/

You know, this is not the first time they spoke of this.

Many MDs (Mad Doctors) has researched on it.....

[SAT 9,609]

More immigration fraud

http://nypost.com/2015/04/10/serial-bride-probed-for-marriages-to-grooms-from-red-flagged-countries/

[Merrytooth 5,748]

I wonder how would the head / brain be alive after chopping it off

[TBoneTX 45,853]

Same as a headless chicken, cluck ma'am.

[SAT 9,609]

I wonder how would the head / brain be alive after chopping it off

you ever watch those sci-fi movies? where they like preserve the organs/ brains in like gooey fluid? That's not far off from real science.

[TBoneTX 45,853]

Procure Your Own Pre-Owned Toilet Seat Day half-report, procure and half-see man:

Awoke in intense, desperate need of a nap, must zzz man.

Tried yet again to get Mrs.- & Mama-Mrs-T-B. to the half-off resale-store sale, duh ma'ams.

Going to rain like a monsoon today, incipient downpour man.

Many GSs on itinerary tomorrow are endangered, Species Act man.

Steveklar would benefit from a head-transplant, new brain man.

Must soonishly add icing to achieved-weekly-POTS-quota cake, gravy man.

Afternoon/evenin', Commie-babe with still-plentiful +1 inventory!

Edited April 13, 2015 by TBoneTX

[Merrytooth 5,748]

you ever watch those sci-fi movies? where they like preserve the organs/ brains in like gooey fluid? That's not far off from real science.

It is movie, not real!

Will the brain still be able to think or sense , in gooey fluid?

[SAT 9,609]

It is movie, not real!

Will the brain still be able to think or sense , in gooey fluid?

You know, when Tark was in his 20's.....like 1964. Star trek had this on the show.....

But it was "in the movies"

[SAT 9,609]

Star Trek Prehistoric Tablet.....

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

What about the transporter, hmmmm?

[TBoneTX 45,853]

You know, when Tark was in his Many's.....like 1ManyManyMany.

Got it exactly, si man. But how did you know, huh man? Stalking!!! Reported!!!!!

Oh, good, oj tak -- Asia is here with her +1 inventory, oj tak.

(Potentially good and wise Asia! Potentially, POTENTIALLY good and wise Asia!)