The Member Formerly Known As Darnell Memorial Rant (note he is taking a break nothing wrong with him)

[NikLR 13,227]

I'm surprised none of these companies in the USA do sale week before/week after.

In every other retail place i've worked you at least got sale week after. So if you wan to buy something and missed the sale by a week, they still give you the sale price (who cares right? it's a sale!) At Canadian tire they had week before as well so if was going on sale NEXT week, a manager could give it to you for that price provided it wasn't a limited time item or wasn't street dated (like many electronics are.)

What camera were you getting?

[kitthekat 1,317]

hi everyone! i'm in taipei. i started running a fever/cough/cold on the flight from seattle and wasn't allowed to board the connecting flight to singapore. yay for travel insurance...

should be back in singapore tomorrow hopefully.

[SAT 9,609]

hi everyone! i'm in taipei. i started running a fever/cough/cold on the flight from seattle and wasn't allowed to board the connecting flight to singapore. yay for travel insurance...

should be back in singapore tomorrow hopefully.

Quick, go eat some stinky tofu.....

You can't land in Taiwan and not eat stinky tofu.....

What camera were you getting?

Wireless surveillance...

[NikLR 13,227]

Oh

[SAT 9,609]

I have those super duper other cameras at work if I need them...

[NikLR 13,227]

My husband has a thing.. I couldn't even use 6 pieces of paper from his work.

[SAT 9,609]

Whadaya mean? This paper is sitting at home and he won't let you use it?

I think even Tarklar would let his wife use his paper....(toilet paper)...

[Ontarkie 14,218]

The hillbilly bought us new bikes and we got a trailer for the kiddies!

That is my bike

[TBoneTX 45,260]

Really tho Tbone... Isn't that the most annoying thing EVER? Well one of them. It's hard to take someone seriously at that point. All I can think is yer a dumb###

Goes to show how presentation can distract the reader from the message, si ma'am.

Little Egg roll has to go get a shot in da butt.....

Poor little wee ma'am.

1. I'm invited to an appreciation luncheon......

2. Oh yeah, in those 2 jars. For your lack of interest, there was Many.Many bucks in there. Enough for Many Tarklar shirts.

1. Who's depreciating you, huh man?

2. We were the first to guess $Many.Many, and on the button, proficient we man. Therefore, we are owed the spoils, which is the jars with $Many.Many in them, si man

[TBoneTX 45,260]

hi everyone! i'm in taipei. i started running a fever/cough/cold on the flight from seattle and wasn't allowed to board the connecting flight to singapore. yay for travel insurance...

A fever? You're hot stuff, si ma'am. Hooray for travel insurance, whee man.

[NikLR 13,227]

Whadaya mean? This paper is sitting at home and he won't let you use it?

I think even Tarklar would let his wife use his paper....(toilet paper)...

no from work.

[TBoneTX 45,260]

Saturday & GS reports, see man:

Awoke at o'dark-Many but kept hitting tap-nap button, repeat mini-zzz man.

Finally lurched upright, vertical man.

Mrs. T-B. awakened in time to accompany us to nearest GS, she and we man.

GS was nearly within walking distance, but not man.

Mini-B. accompanied us, wee and she and we man.

Mrs. T-B. went loca at this excellent GS, she man.

The take, see man:

-- 11 blouses, 1 L/S dress-shirt, Many (2+2+1) ties, 2 Mini-B. books, Fisher-Price car ramp

for Mini-B. = $Many ($2x2x2x2+[2x2x2-1]), huge haul man.

We missed drop-off time for same-day dry-cleaning pickup, them's the breaks man.

Mrs. T-B. asked us to take passé Mini-B. furniture to donation shop, she man.

We loaded the T-B.-mobile with same, sweaty grunting we man.

It being before shop's opening, we proceeded on GS itinerary, intrepidly man.

Was pleasant mix of itinerary GSs and drive-by GSs, whoopee man.

The take, see man:

-- large truck for Mini-B. = $1, delighted wee man

-- Many (2+2+1) nice shirts for Mini-B. = $Many ($2+1), swayvee & deboner wee man

-- Lightning McQueen fuzzy slippers for Mini-B. = $1, overjoyed wee man

-- 2 bath-towels + full box of bandage strips = $2, fair man

We got call from Mrs. T-B. to take Mama-Mrs.-T-B. & Mini-B. to lunch, ingest man.

We got to casa and warshed kitchen rags, Laundry Load #1 man.

We took aforementioned brood to Arby's, intending liberal use of coupons, deals man.

Mama-Mrs.-T-B. had a Market turkey/Swiss sandwich, senior she enjoyed man.

Mini-B. had half a beefroast sandwich & curly fries with ketchup, satisfied wee man.

We had two beefroast-&-Swiss sandwiches, gooey man.

Total bill = just over $Many ($2x2x2+2+2), deal man.

Everyone was very well pleased, ingest man.

We took Wrapper home for future use with cat, miu man.

The extra Market sandwich was enjoyed later by Mrs. T-B., surprised she man.

We then spent an hour playing on floor with Mini-B., awaiting the erranding Mrs. T-B., she man.

We started LL #2 and then went out on regular errands, we man.

Traffic, red lights, & tortoise-speed drivers were murderous, grrr man.

Guy ahead in a Camaro never exceeded Many mph, isn't that a muscle-car grrr man.

Upon return to casa, we dryered LL #2 and began LL #Many, industrious man.

Brood was gone to swimming pool, wet brood man.

We watched part of early TV news + weather report, inspect man.

Upon brood's return, Mrs. T-B. wanted us to order Delivery pizza, unprecedented man.

Mrs. T-B. recruited us to fix casa gutters, ladder screws & drill man.

Mrs. T-B. stood on ladder in place of us, unbalanced individual we man.

Mrs. T-B. deftly replaced worthless old screws, drill man.

Pizza arrived during this process, race inside for money man.

Upon ended job, we folded LL #2, dryered LL #Many, & warshered #Many, bad timing man.

We got all the cold pizza that we could eat, ingest Major Food Group man.

After this, we needed a shower, phew man.

It was half an hour before sunset, looming western horizon man.

We decided to mow front lawn, no time to lose man.

Mowed lawn and leaf-blew clippings before sun set, efficient man.

No mosquitoes or hormigas del fuego, neither man.

Took much-needed shower, de-stink man.

Folded LL #Many, dryered LL #Many, & warshered LL #Many, double hat-trick man.

Dished the warsher, all our silverware dratted Ecuatorianas man.

Folded LL #Many and dryered LL #Many, husband's work is never done man.

Folded LL #Many, enough for tonight man.

Corpulent, sleeping cat now occupies lap, warm fluffy miu zzz man.

We have nearly fallen asleep Many times during composition of this opus, near-zzz man.

Upon awakening of cat, de-dish cat prep zzz man.

Except that our legs are asleep from weight of cat, lower-limb zzz man.

Sunday = Many'th birthday party of Aunt T-B., venerable she man.

Shall wrangle remaining two LLs around index event, resourcefulness man.

Mornin', Commie- and other babes with refulgent +1 inventories!

Edited May 3, 2015 by TBoneTX

[SAT 9,609]

The hillbilly bought us new bikes and we got a trailer for the kiddies!

That is my bike

That's a very nice way of the hillbilly telling you to lose weight

[Ontarkie 14,218]

Well it would be true!

[SAT 9,609]

Well it would be true!

That, or he too cheap to buy you your own car