Great day for the DNC, Ted Cruz tossed his hat in the ring

[luckytxn 2,265]

Socialists are very racist.

the rancor must be because he's brown.

[luckytxn 2,265]

Every Soclialist has been blowing a gasket and they should be happy because he doesn't stand a chance. Just ignore him and he will go away. The media has already anointed Waqlker the front runner so he is the threat.

Who is blowing a gasket? We're all having fun here in the muddy left ditch.

Can't wait to see Ted's campaign unfold. If it ever actually gets off the ground, that is.

But I really hope it does.

[Darnell 8,479]

the rancor must be because he's brown.

i do hope he's counted in that demographic...

[luckytxn 2,265]

Why does it matter?

i do hope he's counted in that demographic...

[Ban Hammer 13,619]

I thought it's because he's a furriner. Rather odd how the Tea Party that fabricated this non-American argument against the incumbent suddenly seems to embrace the concept of a furriner in the White House. And not just any furriner either. No. The son of one of Fidel Castro's old buddies. This is just too awesome. You can't make this up!

and now the left can demand birth certificates

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

and now the left can demand birth certificates

They can but they won't.

[Ban Hammer 13,619]

They can but they won't.

i had no idea you could see into the future.

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

i had no idea you could see into the future.

It doesn't take that ability to know it.

[GandD 5,966]

Going on record now saying ted is as American as anyone born here and should be able to run for president. My child will be an American no matter where they're born.

[Dakine10 5,452]

OK, I'm bored with Cruz now. Who will be next?

[Dakine10 5,452]

Please - let it be Perry. It could be the greatest week in comedic history.

[Dakine10 5,452]

the rancor must be because he's brown.

The rancor is brown.

[Dakine10 5,452]

The best selling "Ted Cruz" book on Amazon. Some of the reviews are hilarious. Ted is pure comedy.

Ted Cruz to the Future - Comic Coloring Activity Book Paperback – December 5, 2013

by ColoringBook.com (Author), Really Big Coloring Books (Editor, Illustrator), Inc. (Editor, Illustrator)

372 customer reviews

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[Teddy B 17,252]

The best selling "Ted Cruz" book on Amazon. Some of the reviews are hilarious. Ted is pure comedy.

Some of those reviews are a hoot! This one must be from one of our VJ members and probably posted from the bunker.

4,596 of 4,886 people found the following review helpful

I recommend this book for all who think like me

By J. A. Bornstein on December 18, 2013

As a bigot, it's hard for me to find books that advocate for and advance my position. Especially books designed for little kids. Thank God for this book. Now, I can stimulate the creativity of my little children, while still installing in them important lessons. Lessons like guns are good, health care is bad (at least if it comes from a Democrat president), and America is always right. If there are any facts that don't support my positions, I would prefer to ignore them. And if I can't ignore them, then I'd like to be able to shout them down. And I want to teach my children the same lessons. Without books like this one, we are in danger of raising a new generation of open-minded and tolerant adults . . . and it will be impossible to maintain our way of thinking if this happens.

I'm looking forward to the next book in this series: "I am not a witch (but if I were, it would totally be okay to cast a spell and turn President Obama into a newt)."

[Mr. Big Dog 10,747]

I like this one...

Brilliant idea!

By DJT on March 24, 2014

I'm not a fan of his politics, but I have to give Ted Cruz credit for coming up with this coloring book idea. A perfect way to reach the Tea Partiers on their own literary level! The big question remains: Will they stay within the lines?