A lawyer in California is pushing a ballot measure to legalize killing gay people

[LibCampFireClub 635]

Obviously we are looking at this wrong, the correct answer is to build on what this enlightened man is trying to bring to California with a full set of Old Testament laws including these items punishable by death:

Lying about virginity

Committing adultery between a man and a woman

Eating Cheeseburgers ( mixing dairy and milk)

Planting more than one kind of seed in a field ( not sure if this is code)

Being a stubborn, rebellious, profligate, and drunkard son

Cutting the hair on the sides of your head or clipping of the edges of your beard

If an engaged female virgin, being raped in a city

Performing any work on the Sabbath

But we could spin up a whole new industry and revenue stream for state governments managing atonement:

"And if any soul sin through ignorance, then he shall bring a she goat of the first year for a sin offering"

and then there is firewood sales for burning and rock sales for stoning....

What did the Rabbi say when you went to temple to discuss? Did he/she:

1. roll over and give up at your command and prowess, or lack thereof of old testament things?

2. shriek out a loud statement ending in mashugana?

3. Oy vey, where is da matchmaker now?

4. did you bring your timecard?

5. so, whadaya want me to do? I can't fix da woilrd for ya.

[Rob L 3,811]

They informed me that I missed important spiritual context by selectively picking a few laws to enforce and prescribed that with my views I might feel more comfortable emigrating to a country with Sharia law

[LibCampFireClub 635]

They informed me that I missed important spiritual context by selectively picking a few laws to enforce and prescribed that with my views I might feel more comfortable emigrating to a country with Sharia law

Awesome. Maz el tov! Enjoy your trip. Suggest you at least try to say hello to the crew in the cockpit to see if they are fully alert and not gonna go all jihad, or western suicide on ya. Good luck.

[Janelle2002 3,865]

Awesome. Maz el tov! Enjoy your trip. Suggest you at least try to say hello to the crew in the cockpit to see if they are fully alert and not gonna go all jihad, or western suicide on ya. Good luck.

That comment was sooooooooooo racist.

[LibCampFireClub 635]

That comment was sooooooooooo racist.

Just because your dog came to me instead of you, wasn't because I had the tasty treat. It's because I am really, really, ridiculously good looking. But, there is more to life than that.

[Not a Tailor 1,370]

Just because your dog came to me instead of you, wasn't because I had the tasty treat. It's because I am really, really, ridiculously good looking. But, there is more to life than that.

I hope you're good looking, because everyone has to have a redeeming feature and yours isn't your literacy, brain, intellect, compassion or comprehension levels.

[LibCampFireClub 635]

I hope you're good looking, because everyone has to have a redeeming feature and yours isn't your literacy, brain, intellect, compassion or comprehension levels.

[Not a Tailor 1,370]

To respond to the question posed in your clip? Obviously you never have because the verb 'think' is necessary for an affirmative to the question.