The Rant, 2nd-Anniversary Edition

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

So maybe I just passed a big kidney stone. I've been at the hospital overnight and had literally the worst pain of my life before they started me on morphine.

Edited March 23, 2015 by N-o-l-a

[SAT 9,609]

Geico is owned by BRK-A. and they don't make a penny on auto insurance.

So maybe I just passed a big kidney stone. I've been at the hospitable overnight and had literally the worst pain of my life before they started me on morphine.

Sounds like a kidney stone all right......

[TBoneTX 45,580]

I've notice the resale shops prices getting to be a little ridiculous heck walmart and kmart for somethings is cheaper and that is nuts. Have you hecked the salvation army? The ones here are cheaper then the other resale stores.

The Salvations Army (like Captains Courageous? Attorneys General) here are typically far more expensive than most other resale places, sigh ma'am. Even their half-price sales knock the prices down to the higher side of what they should be charging in the first place, sigh man.

Tbone, how do you always have so much laundr? I did laundry and we had 2+1 loads, which I may have been able to make into 2 if I tried. Between 2 adults and a child, at most I have 2x2+1.

Astute question, Niki-B. ma'am. Here is the breakdown of the recentest Thread Laundress report, see ma'am:

Load #1 = resale purchases

Load #2 = kitchen rags/floor towels

Load #Many = queen & twin bed sheets

Load #Many = Mrs. T-B.'s outerwear, all pillowcases, T-B.'s nightshirts

Load #Many = Mini-B.'s stuff, including bath-towels

Load #Many = big-people bath linens

Load #Many = everyone's innerwear, my stuff, bathroom rags, more kitchen rags

Load #Many = further resale purchases

Load #Many (pending) = guest-room bed sheets & maybe Mini-B.'s comforter

A "light" week would include only Loads #2 (on Saturday night), and #Many, #Many, #Many, and #Many (on Sunday), see Niki-B. ma'am.

To keep the fizzicle (this should be the spelling, si man) rigors of the job from laying me low, I typically do Sunday's light-week laundry in this order, see man: #Many, #Many, #Many, & #Many, sensible man.

Mrs. T-B. keeps complaining that we lack enough kitchen & bathroom rags (= older warshcloths, si man), but whenever I add more, her usage increases to consume and exceed those, sigh man. This is why we warsh all the kitchen rags on Saturday night, so that more can be added to Load #Many on Sunday, try to keep up man.

Does the above explain the algebra*, huh Niki-B. ma'am?

*Algebra, n. - the national language of Algeria, si man

Stripper heels pic now.....

Ontarklar = probably one tall, hot drinka water, see-and-drool man.

[TBoneTX 45,580]

So maybe I just passed a big kidney stone. I've been at the hospital overnight and had literally the worst pain of my life before they started me on morphine.

Holy mackerel, sigh ma'am! You must be exhausted, ouch ma'am.

Note how Steveklar's spelchek program changed your "hospital" to "hospitable" in his quote, huh ma'am?

[SAT 9,609]

Holy mackerel, sigh ma'am! You must be exhausted, ouch ma'am.

Note how Steveklar's spelchek program changed your "hospital" to "hospitable" in his quote, huh ma'am?

You dum , she edited it after I replied. Duh!

And what's the big idea deleting my post that exposed where you got your wife's wedding ring huh?

And, Niki, looka what you started now......even longer laundry posts........

[TBoneTX 45,580]

1. You dum ######, she edited it after I replied. Duh!

2. And what's the big idea deleting my post that exposed where you got your wife's wedding ring huh?

Many. And, Niki, looka what you started now......even longer laundry posts........

1. No, man: She edited at Many:Many and you replied at Many:Many, so there man.

2. See PM, see man.

Many. She axxed, I answered, see man.

Many. You're several threads' worth of commissions behind for Thread Laundressing, grrr man.

Edited March 23, 2015 by TBoneTX

[SAT 9,609]

You %®¥»«®%<&......

Look at her edit time. It was 11:11.

I replied before that.

1. No, man: She edited at Many:Many and you replied at Many:Many, so there man.

2. See PM, see man.

Many. She axxed, I answered, see man.

Many. You're several threads' worth of commissions behind for Thread Laundressing, grrr man.

You should pay us for reading your laundry posts man!

[Darnell 8,478]

Try geico and esurance online

Duh

Speaking of duh, where's Darklar.....

Darklar was at court - divorce finished, finalized.

[TBoneTX 45,580]

Congratulations, Bro D man.

Now you can look ahead and not back.

[Darnell 8,478]

ya, well - it's going to be difficult, but I've a krewe to help .

[SAT 9,609]

Darklar was at court - divorce finished, finalized.

Now go be a man hore......go drink, then practice your drunk driving, go meet Frenchy in NYC.

I'll take you to get some sick Malaysian curry......

Forget this mainland savage!

China sucks!

And Mao Zedong was a mass murderer!

Get rid of that China flag under your name! Burn it!

[Darnell 8,478]

Now go be a man hore......go drink, then practice your drunk driving, go meet Frenchy in NYC.

I'll take you to get some sick Malaysian curry......

Forget this mainland savage!

China sucks!

And Mao Zedong was a mass murderer!

Get rid of that China flag under your name! Burn it!

Yup Yup - seems plausible - but I'm staying in town for this week.

[SAT 9,609]

Speaking of mass murderers, where's Tooth 8.......

[TBoneTX 45,580]

Partial-Monday report, partial-see man:

Effectively treated nose/throat/lungs after laundry & mow-lawning, whee man.

However, underestimated mow-lawning's effect on back, ouch man.

No tickets on inbound commute, none man.

Massive demand for pre-owned toilet seats, $i man.

Must focus on same, imminently man.

Afternoon/evenin', Commie-babe(s) with +1 inventories!

[Asia 2,498]

Good evening!