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TBoneTX   45,580

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ah krap....what a terrible time for my printer head to krap out on me.....

Fotos of out-krapped printer head or it didn't happen, see or no man.

I will wait for you to get a more useful wife first..

Where's the +Many,000,000 button, huh man?

1. She also has tons of troublesome relatives for you to handle

2. Nice tradeoff

1. Where's the +Many,000 button, huh man?

2. This reminds us, see man:

Bill Clinton exited Air Force One with a gift piglet under each arm. The saluting soldier at bottom said, "Where did those come from, sir?" BC answered, "I got them for Hillary." The soldier said, "Nice trade, sir!"

Can't sleep.

Paid for hotel stay next week in cash- yen very weak.

Think I suffer from lymphedema on long haul flights-hope the swelling isn't too bad this time.

Fotos of lymphomaniac or you aren't one, see or no ma'am.

The monkey guy is busy locking up threads for review :mellow:

Unbelievable amount of company-man business, sigh man. Detracts from sales of pre-owned toilet seats needed to make weekly quota, concentrate hard man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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feed the printer Darnell's brownelles?

Stretch do you have a printer for sale in yer yard? I'll give you fiddy cent.....

you know....I heard that if you hit the printer a few times on the side, sometimes that kick starts it.....

I'm putting gout a printer but it's older then dirt, don't think your computers will be compatible with it.

What?!!!!! Reported!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She's reported for precisely this, grrrr man!

These are two conflicting statements, D ma'am.

That's too much work, see man; I efficiently flip the money at them (my amount thereof) and walk off with the purchase, see man.

Speaking of which, stopped at a GS this morn, but nothing there, no man.

I'm still having it gosh darn it!

Well you can haggle the price on everything but the price on my pre own seat covers :P

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Darnell Grand Master

Darnell   8,478

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Good evening! :)

oooh - Friday night - what's a going on over there?

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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TBoneTX Grand Master

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1. I'm still having it gosh darn it!

2. Well you can haggle the price on everything but the price on my pre own seat covers

1. Breaking the cardinal rule by holding it on a Friday vs. a Saturday, grrrr D ma'am!

2. That's because you can't GIVE them away, no D ma'am (cornered market, we man).

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,580

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I know the days of the week in Poland, oj tak:

(ahem, harrumph)

Diagnostyka, Naprawa, Jamy Brzusznej, Przewidywaniem, Retrospektywne, Blokada, and Mysz, oj tak.

(Got them, first try, oj tak!)

Mysteriously, they named part of Tuesday after the former Premier of the Soviet Union, Leonid Brzusznej, oj tak.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,580

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Most-of-Blokada report, most-see man:

Awoke early & unwillingly, need/want more zzz man.

Fruitlessly attended GS, nothing of interest man.

Inbound commute ticketless, whee man.

Furiously fulfilling orders for POTSs betwixt company-man duties, furious man.

Must get hairs cut, shower, and go to Costco after work, si man.

Accordingly, no nap, sigh man.

Must focus on making weekly POTS quota, $ale$ man.

Evenin', Commie-babe with continuing +1 inventory!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Asia Mentor

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I know the days of the week in Poland, oj tak:

(ahem, harrumph)

Diagnostyka, Naprawa, Jamy Brzusznej, Przewidywaniem, Retrospektywne, Blokada, and Mysz, oj tak.

(Got them, first try, oj tak!)

Mysteriously, they named part of Tuesday after the former Premier of the Soviet Union, Leonid Brzusznej, oj tak.

:rofl:

Where did you take those words from? :lol:

Darnell Grand Master

Darnell   8,478

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I'm trying to not catch a cold, since a friend is coming over tomorrow and we're gonna go to Garou concert in my city :)

Somehow,

I have this image of a video projector, a BSB video set queued up,

and you dancing in yer jammies (pajamas) until the sun rises, all there at home.

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

-=-=-=-=-=R E A D ! ! !=-=-=-=-=-

Whoa Nelly ! Want NVC Info? see http://www.visajourney.com/wiki/index.php/NVC_Process

Congratulations on your approval ! We All Applaud your accomplishment with Most Wonderful Kissies !

 

Asia Mentor

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Somehow,

I have this image of a video projector, a BSB video set queued up,

and you dancing in yer jammies (pajamas) until the sun rises, all there at home.

LOL I used to do so one New Year's Eve, 10 years ago or something :)

But this time we're gonna see Garou on Saturday. Tho we're gonna watch the BSB documentary movie on Sunday, since she wasn't able to see it this Monday when it was shown in the cinemas over here ;)

SAT Grand Master

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LOL I used to do so one New Year's Eve, 10 years ago or something :)

But this time we're gonna see Garou on Saturday. Tho we're gonna watch the BSB documentary movie on Sunday, since she wasn't able to see it this Monday when it was shown in the cinemas over here ;)

And what, may I ask, are you still doing up at like 3 in the morning, polish time?......

Darnell Grand Master

Darnell   8,478

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Query for Steve-O -

how much tax advice you give this year, in / out of yer krewe?

Geez, I helped my krewe with taxes this week - you talk about creative accounting ! sheesh !

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

-=-=-=-=-=R E A D ! ! !=-=-=-=-=-

Whoa Nelly ! Want NVC Info? see http://www.visajourney.com/wiki/index.php/NVC_Process

Congratulations on your approval ! We All Applaud your accomplishment with Most Wonderful Kissies !

 

 
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