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JTB11
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Good Morning all, updates - work is good just very busy - on top of my regular position, I was offered to teach Italian just 10 hours per semester. It is good - I am learning more than they are I

Ontarkie
Ontarkie

Just got home the oldest boy found a car. 2002 Honda accord he's happy and so am I Oh and I made homemade chicken noodle soup! It was just what we needed.

Jacque67
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Daughter's graduation ceremony tomorrow and her birthday on Sunday. Haven't seen her for over 2 months.

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Merrytooth Mentor

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a wife don't have to be useful if the man is useful :P

Hey she had 2 Little Princesses for me, didn't she?

Sure..

She also has tons of troublesome relatives for you to handle

Nice tradeoff

Done with K1, AOS and ROC

Darnell Grand Master

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women....ya can't live with them

And ya can't kill them.....

I think my printer is gasping for air......

yet a batch of Brownelles© will keep em out of yer hair, 3 to 4 days a week.

Just sayin..

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Merrytooth Mentor

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feed the printer Darnell's brownelles?

Stretch do you have a printer for sale in yer yard? I'll give you fiddy cent.....

you know....I heard that if you hit the printer a few times on the side, sometimes that kick starts it.....

Go get a new one from Costco.

Printer is cheap but the ink is crazily expensive.

Done with K1, AOS and ROC

SAT Grand Master

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Go get a new one from Costco.

Printer is cheap but the ink is crazily expensive.

yeah that's next. Lemme try soaking the printer head again. It worked great last time. You just have to let it dry for a couple of days.

Can't sleep.

Paid for hotel stay next week in cash- yen very weak.

Think I suffer from lymphedema on long haul flights-hope the swelling isn't too bad this time.

whatju gonna do in NYC? We'll feed you......

SAT Grand Master

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Poor SIL calling up Tiff to see if the Obama executive order for parents of anchor children is in effect......

<sigh> Too bad......


I think Tiff is learning. She said......

"I dunno, I got my citizenship, so, I don't care"

(she didn't really say that)

Darnell Grand Master

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She'll be in NYC in about a month....

Doubtful - supposedly she's head back to China to 'rest and recover'.

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Merrytooth Mentor

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Poor SIL calling up Tiff to see if the Obama executive order for parents of anchor children is in effect......

<sigh> Too bad......

I think Tiff is learning. She said......

"I dunno, I got my citizenship, so, I don't care"

(she didn't really say that)

You should

1) divorce Tiff (Since she is already a US citizen)

2) a) married the SIL, apply green card for her

b) married the SIL, she could apply VAWA, get her Green card herself

3) Then divorce SIL, remarried Tiff again

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Done with K1, AOS and ROC

TBoneTX Grand Master

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I was all set to have a yard sale

What?!!!!! Reported!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't invite Tarklar to your yard sale.

She's reported for precisely this, grrrr man!

I can't change the price on that

he is welcome to come buy it all

These are two conflicting statements, D ma'am.

his bidding on any given item big and small starts at Many cents, and ends at Many cents......

That's too much work, see man; I efficiently flip the money at them (my amount thereof) and walk off with the purchase, see man.

Speaking of which, stopped at a GS this morn, but nothing there, no man.

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

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Marriage is grand.

Divorce is a few Many grand.....

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same thing, sigh man.

:cry::cry::cry: my heart is broken

Fotos of heartened broke... er, broken heart or it didn't happen, see or no ma'am.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

 
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