The Rant, 2nd-Anniversary Edition

[Darnell 8,478]

uh oh tarklar's in trouble...

uh oh....

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Look, here is another Steve's favorite Fook incident

http://www.scmp.com/news/china/article/1738951/chinese-passenger-opens-door-aircraft-during-take-after-mistaking-it

[SAT 9,609]

Look, here is another Steve's favorite Fook incident

http://www.scmp.com/news/china/article/1738951/chinese-passenger-opens-door-aircraft-during-take-after-mistaking-it

Half these fooks don't even know how to flush a toilet bowl....

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Well since you have been rubbing shoulders with CCP (lavish dinner with them), are they aware of their illegal fooks population in USA, their people uncouth behavior is tarnishing the China's image globally?

[SAT 9,609]

Of course they are. And they're guilty of it themselves.

China has publications distributed all over, travel agencies, various embassies, to try to teach these savages how to behave. But they have to be willing to learn.

The worst thing about a people repressed for so long is, when they make a little money, they become very arrogant. But in NYC, they get confronted, slapped around, New Yorkers don't play their games.....

[SAT 9,609]

When I go to these parties, they always have the karaoke turned up to maximum. They sing like . They're afraid we can't hear then speak. I come away death. And it's impossible to carry a conversation.

[SAT 9,609]

They always eat like there's no tomorrow. They have the mentality that if something is expensive, it must be good, or, they must order it to flaunt their wealth.

I swear if I opened a restaurant, and use charge 500 bucks for a pork chop, they'll order it just because it cost 500 bucks. So they can brag to their friends in China that they ate a 500 dollar pork chop.

I'm telling you, I must have about 20,000 dollars worth of tea leaves in my house. Every time they give me a box of tea leaves, they make sure they tell me how much it cost in China.

And I'm like, yo dude, it's worthless here......

I end up giving the away. You guys want some expensive tea? I'll send ya some.

They swill 500 dollar wines with dinner. When they should be drinking a 10 buck merlot.

I have up trying to school them.....

[SAT 9,609]

Can you guys see this guy?

I was in a precinct detective squad this morning and snapped this.....

He was even wearing perfume....

[Merrytooth 5,748]

They always eat like there's no tomorrow. They have the mentality that if something is expensive, it must be good, or, they must order it to flaunt their wealth.

I swear if I opened a restaurant, and use charge 500 bucks for a pork chop, they'll order it just because it cost 500 bucks. So they can brag to their friends in China that they ate a 500 dollar pork chop.

I'm telling you, I must have about 20,000 dollars worth of tea leaves in my house. Every time they give me a box of tea leaves, they make sure they tell me how much it cost in China.

And I'm like, yo dude, it's worthless here......

I end up giving the ###### away. You guys want some expensive tea? I'll send ya some.

They swill 500 dollar wines with dinner. When they should be drinking a 10 buck merlot.

I have up trying to school them.....

See, it is a business opportunity for you to sell stuff to them. Sure make huge profits.

My chinese co-worker told us that his sister in China wanted him to help buy this Remy Martin 'Louis XIII' Grande Champagne Cognac in USA because her sister's boss requested this gift as part of her promotion.

Guess what, the salary raise she would get from the promotion is way less than the cost of the Remy Martin.

[SAT 9,609]

And, you guys should seen me talking to him with a straight face.....

And, no, I wasn't there because of him/ her.....

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Can you guys see this guy?

I was in a precinct detective squad this morning and snapped this.....

He was even wearing perfume....

Err... he is a man with boobs?

[SAT 9,609]

Louis the 13th is expensive man......what's it going for about 1500-2000?

They don't make a lot of it. I have a bottle that was given to me. You guys wanna drink it?

Err... he is a man with boobs?

You shoulda been a detective

[SAT 9,609]

See, it is a business opportunity for you to sell stuff to them. Sure make huge profits.

My chinese co-worker told us that his sister in China wanted him to help buy this Remy Martin 'Louis XIII' Grande Champagne Cognac in USA because her sister's boss requested this gift as part of her promotion.

Guess what, the salary raise she would get from the promotion is way less than the cost of the Remy Martin.

You know what they call an LV in China now?

"Peasant bag", "Secretary bag".

That's the mentality of these ###### animals.

[Merrytooth 5,748]

Louis the 13th is expensive man......what's it going for about 1500-2000?

They don't make a lot of it. I have a bottle that was given to me. You guys wanna drink it?

You shoulda been a detective

1) Last time I check, Louis the 13th costs like $2,999

2) How would I know.. either He-man or She-man ? Cross dresser?

[SAT 9,609]

Leave it to the Chinamen to destroy a brand.