The Rant, 2nd-Anniversary Edition

[SAT 9,609]

um......a little help cleaning the thing up for the spring?.......please........what say?.........

[Merrytooth 5,748]

what?? Are you a Singlapora or what? This is awesome handwriting!

the foremost expression of the absolute pinnacle of Chinese calligraphy......

What is your name Helen Keller?

You ill bred china woman........

Even I, who don't read Chinese, know it's good ######.......

I can't read chinese calligraphy words just like I can't read English cursive writing.

你是笨蛋!

Edited March 13, 2015 by Merrytooth

[SAT 9,609]

I can't read chinese calligraphy words just like I can't read English cursive writing.

你是笨蛋!

what??

well then, what, may I ask, can....you read?

FYI, I can read about 30% of those words on the thing........

And, oh you're the one that can't read but you're calling ME dumb.......ha!

Kettle black!

[Merrytooth 5,748]

what??

well then, what, may I ask, can....you read?

FYI, I can read about 30% of those words on the thing........

And, oh you're the one that can't read but you're calling ME dumb.......ha!

Kettle black!

I can read some of the words lah but no enough to form the names of the menu dishes.

And of course I can read chinese websites, chinese newspapers with no problems.

[SAT 9,609]

I can't read that much.......

I can't write it at all......

[TBoneTX 45,575]

Cars tbone. Lol

American-cars-only outside the regional carrums, oj tak Niki-B. ma'am.

1. You can be Julius Cheapsar

2. and your wife Cheapurnia........

Many. He doesn't drive cars, he only drives pontiacs.....

1. We DID buy her cheap, hmmm man...

2. Anytime she says "I want to tell/ask/confess you something," we ask, "How much?"

Many. Read your own threads, blind man. Traded in long ago, retailed by dealer man.

ok.....I need a game plan for the day......I have the morning and early afternoon to myself (Finally).......

1. Take nap.

2. Chase rubias, glorias idea man.

Many. Lather, rinse, repeat man.

ah....that's easy. I'll give you directions.......

Exit your driveway, make a right.

Drive until you smell manure, that's where hillbilly works......

Make a left, drive until you smell burning garbage, that's the dump.....

Make a right and drive till you smell bacon.....that's the cops hanging out at the donut shop at the entrance of the mall.....

We hate to say it, but where's the +Many button, huh man?

Edited March 13, 2015 by TBoneTX

[Merrytooth 5,748]

I can't read that much.......

I can't write it at all......

I hope you can at least write your chinese name and your kids chinese names

Not too hard to imitate the strokes of the chinese character

Steve : 斯蒂夫

[SAT 9,609]

Shhhh......! Quiet, I can't see!

BAS is taking a dive. Doubling down.

you're botherin' I say you're bothering me boy........

I hope you can at least write your chinese name and your kids chinese names

Not too hard to imitate the strokes of the chinese character

Steve : 斯蒂夫

I can write my Chinese name (Not nicely), and I can write my kids last name lol

[TBoneTX 45,575]

1. the strokes of the chinese character

2. 斯蒂夫

1. We hope that not too many Chinese characters or normal people have strokes, no man.

2. Reported!!!!! (Uh... do not cross Singapuras, no man...)

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Friday half-report, half-see man:

Awoke Many times during night, dreams or dewatering man.

Needed nap before awakening, need zzz man.

Probably get none this eve, no zzz and sigh man.

Probably have to shop for Mrs. T-B.'s birthday shindig, she man.

Many GSs to visit on Saturday, arise at o'dark-Many man.

Must also do Sunday laundry on Saturday, adjust for shindig man.

Must also lawn-mow, if ground out-dries, huff puff man.

Orders for pre-owned toilet seats flooding in too fast to react to, $i man.

Must focus on same, $i man.

Afternoon/evenin', Singapura- and other babes with +1 inventories!

(Absent Asia!)

Edited March 13, 2015 by TBoneTX

[SAT 9,609]

those Pora the explorer types are tough.....

Speaking of tough, where Nicoletta........

[Darnell 8,478]

illegible handwriting...

nah - the calligrapher isna a mainlander. and it shows.

It's quite pretty, and that's a plus !

Edited March 13, 2015 by Darnell

[SAT 9,609]

nah - the calligrapher isna a mainlander. and it shows.

It's quite pretty, and that's a plus !

Ya see? Darklar knows good when he sees it......

Except, the writer IS a mainlander. he was a principal of a high school in Canton somewhere.

And that goes back to what I was saying......

Ya see? Even high school principals are dying to get dahell outta China, he came all the way over here to be a waiter.....well, now he's the manager.....

[Merrytooth 5,748]

He probably earns more as a waiter in US than as school principal in China.

#Hardtruth

[SAT 9,609]

He probably earns more as a waiter in US than as school principal in China.

#Hardtruth

<shrugs> probably.

But one thing is certain. His son is getting better educated here. In that same article I posted, whilke US students are declining in China, China students are doubling yearly in the USA.

Like I said, even Xi Jing Ping's daughter goes to Harvard.

[Asia 2,498]

Good evening!