The Rant, 2nd-Anniversary Edition

[SAT 9,609]

Try to bring in some drugs

Whadaya mean, like Imodium?

Seriously though, in my travels, I've discovered that no one really cares that you bring more than your permitted amount of booze, or cigarettes, etc. Man I walk through customs with like 10 cartons of cigarettes.......all countries lol.

And the duty free shops don't care either, they sell you all you want. Then they warn you on the limits. And you're like "yeah yeah yeah, just gimme the ".....

[SAT 9,609]

Yeah, Steve! We dare you to do it

I like committing felonies

[Asia 2,499]

That's why we dare you to do it

K, I'm off.

Time to go to sleep

Have a good evening/night!

[SAT 9,609]

Training pics later.....

[Darnell 8,479]

That's why we dare you to do it

K, I'm off.

Time to go to sleep

Have a good evening/night!

Asia sleeping pics now ! [yes, fake a series, quickly]

[Ontarkie 14,565]

Night Asia.

Steve I pick #2

and then maybe 3 if I felt like it.

Ok off to make supper. Son tested out the new energy drink and he likes it. Says theirs no jitters and when it's run its course their is no crash.

I used him to test it as I don't do well with caffeine. So now off to invade T-bones pre own toilet seat market

[SAT 9,609]

Tarklars toilet seats have a slogan.....

Made with love, in China

Destroyed with hate, in USA

Refurbished with TLC, in Texas.....

That, or.....

"Tarklar seats, hard on your azz, soft on your wallet"

Night Asia.

Steve I pick #2

and then maybe 3 if I felt like it.

Ok off to make supper. Son tested out the new energy drink and he likes it. Says theirs no jitters and when it's run its course their is no crash.

I used him to test it as I don't do well with caffeine. So now off to invade T-bones pre own toilet seat market

1- and what, may I ask, are you making fer "supper"?........

2- supper pics now.....

Asia sleeping pics now ! [yes, fake a series, quickly]

Perv.....

[Darnell 8,479]

Ontark's New Slogans?

1. Toilet Seats carefully made by American Standard, and hilariously refurbished in the foothills of the Ozarks.

2. All seats carefully removed from torn-down outhouses from the Ozarks, 4000 to 8000 altitude, only.

3. My Seats is Good ! All USA MADE and USED and ReFurbished !

Edited March 12, 2015 by Darnell

[SAT 9,609]

Man they dun use toilet seats in arkazon.....

Or water, for that matter.....

[Darnell 8,479]

High-class outhouses have toilet seats, Stark.

Just saying.

[SAT 9,609]

Stretch can hide the Easter eggs under the cow pies in the front yard

[Ontarkie 14,565]

Tarklars toilet seats have a slogan.....

Made with love, in China

Destroyed with hate, in USA

Refurbished with TLC, in Texas.....

That, or.....

"Tarklar seats, hard on your azz, soft on your wallet"

1- and what, may I ask, are you making fer "supper"?........

2- supper pics now.....

Perv.....

Just a lazy supper tonight, fish stick and french fries. I'l also make some veggies cause the littles like them too.

Ontark's New Slogans?

1. Toilet Seats carefully made by American Standard, and hilariously refurbished in the foothills of the Ozarks.

2. All seats carefully removed from torn-down outhouses from the Ozarks, 4000 to 8000 altitude, only.

3. My Seats is Good ! All USA MADE and USED and ReFurbished !

Stretch can hide the Easter eggs under the cow pies in the front yard

Eww

[Darnell 8,479]

cow pies are dry.

so if you, Ontark, don't have any cowpies in your yard,

well, go get some, toss em into yer yard, and hide the eggz there.

Edited March 12, 2015 by Darnell

[SAT 9,609]

They cook bread on camel dung in India....

Like, throw the dough right on top of smoldering dung.....

They call it "camel dung bread".......

[Darnell 8,479]

camel dung also dry (or it doesn't burn)

seriously - who uses fresh dung for anything? well, ok - it's a great mosquito repellant, applied on the skin,

but dried, burning, also is a great mosquito repellant for outside environs.