The Rant, 2nd-Anniversary Edition

[Merrytooth 5,748]

The president calls me......

"Hey Steve, what about this thing that I mentioned?"

Me; "how do I know? You didn't mention it to me"

Him; "oh I emailed you about an hour ago"

Me; "Wt-f you expect me to check my email every hour on the hour?"

¥©x#&*$@#.......

Obama called you? Wow ....

[SAT 9,609]

Not the president of the United States......duh!

And, if he did call me, I'd swear even more......

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

I just saw a vegan video that complained that we were sexually exploiting farm animals by collecting their eggs and artificially inseminating them.

Oh really?

[SAT 9,609]

I just saw a vegan video that complained that we were sexually exploiting farm animals by collecting their eggs and artificially inseminating them.

Oh really?

Deviant sexual intercourse= sodomy (in various degrees)

[SAT 9,609]

Speaking of deviants, where's Tarklar......

[SAT 9,609]

Somebody hijacked my "buy house get wife free" article for the politics thread.....

[kitthekat 1,317]

The president calls me......

"Hey Steve, what about this thing that I mentioned?"

Me; "how do I know? You didn't mention it to me"

Him; "oh I emailed you about an hour ago"

Me; "Wt-f you expect me to check my email every hour on the hour?"

¥©x#&*€$@#.......

i have an outlook alert that sends a text to my phone when certain people send me emails (to my work address, that is). you'll never miss these emails ever again!

[SAT 9,609]

i have an outlook alert that sends a text to my phone when certain people send me emails (to my work address, that is). you'll never miss these emails ever again!

And, that's the whole idea, I don't wanna be bothered.

And, yes I would miss it, I'm not glued to my phone.....

[kitthekat 1,317]

here i am trying to declutter the house, and my dad keeps trying to get me to keep things. we don't need a third ironing board. or the unopened boxes of free/promotional items this family seems to keep collecting. also, three different versions of monopoly, two of them with the plastic packaging still intact. running out of breath trying to negotiate with him...

a lot of this stuff is mine, brought back from my dorm room or from indonesia. but noooo since it's now in his house, he gets to decide whether it can be thrown out. arg!

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

The kid moved up to reading level E. Might not be exciting for those with kids at like an 8th grade reading level in pre-K, but super awesome for us.

[SAT 9,609]

And, why do you need outlook alert? Don't you have email right on your phone?

here i am trying to declutter the house, and my dad keeps trying to get me to keep things. we don't need a third ironing board. or the unopened boxes of free/promotional items this family seems to keep collecting. also, three different versions of monopoly, two of them with the plastic packaging still intact. running out of breath trying to negotiate with him...

a lot of this stuff is mine, brought back from my dorm room or from indonesia. but noooo since it's now in his house, he gets to decide whether it can be thrown out. arg!

Hold it! Those monopoly games are worth money man!!

Tarklar will give you fiddy cent for them.....

The kid moved up to reading level E. Might not be exciting for those with kids at like an 8th grade reading level in pre-K, but super awesome for us.

You see? I dunno what you were so worried about a week ago. Ya spass......

[kitthekat 1,317]

The kid moved up to reading level E. Might not be exciting for those with kids at like an 8th grade reading level in pre-K, but super awesome for us.

that's awesome nola. she's climbing up that ladder.

And, why do you need outlook alert? Don't you have email right on your phone?

Hold it! Those monopoly games are worth money man!!

Tarklar will give you fiddy cent for them.....

no, i have to log in to my work laptop and use a vpn, it's very irritating.

he can have them for free if he will pick them up here!

i do have a magic the gathering card that is being sold in collector shops for about $200 though. keeping that one safe and sound...

[SAT 9,609]

That is annoying......

And Tark will spend 20 bucks in gas to save fiddy cent......

[Jacque67 7,328]

that's awesome nola. she's climbing up that ladder.

no, i have to log in to my work laptop and use a vpn, it's very irritating.

he can have them for free if he will pick them up here!

i do have a magic the gathering card that is being sold in collector shops for about $200 though. keeping that one safe and sound...

What's a "Magic the gathering card"?

[Ontarkie 14,298]

Oldest is out and forgot his key, so now I will be awake till he gets home.

Oh and on top of that I just find out he may not come home at all other boy said he wanted me to leave the key between the doors if I lock the door. I swear common sense is a mystery to that boy.

Edited March 12, 2015 by Ontarkie