The Rant, 2nd-Anniversary Edition

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Dyson isn't so great, except on carpet. If it dies, I'll get a Miele next time.

[Merrytooth 5,748]

O Toofies ! You are so Grand !

What is your width, cross-sectional laterally?

[Darnell 8,478]

Well Boys and Girls, and other undeterminate-sub-members of **-sapiens (yes, Tark, you) ...

I've hit my mark - 50K posts and 7K 'like me' clickie bits...

I'm gonna dash for at least the rest of the semester. I thank you all for weathering me through the year of 2014 - it was rough. I can't say I've recovered fully from it, but finances are clean, holdings untouched, and I've a krewe of folksen to handle the rest whilst I'm in law school. If I could change anything that might have shifted her decision, with a magic time-warp machine, I can think of 3 things to do differently - 2 before she came, and 1 after. Hindsight is fun, but after the final reckoning, it's better we never see or talk with each other again... That life, or hint of a life, we both destroyed...

I don't like the current owner of this website - the list is short, and I won't go into it here - but you can find my bits using the advanced search tool..

To anyone else reading this - thanks for the knowledge acquisition - I've learned a lot about USA Immigration, reading your prior stuff and current (at the time) stuff, making a batch of friends that to me, are priceless. Gone, living their lives after immigrating, but still priceless.

I've never met up with any of youse, nor will I - crossing the streams is bad for me - I've a public life that, if dragged into here, might cause some loonies to chase after me - and that's never a good thing. I value your privacy, as well as my own...

To those of you that used my advice - I pray your cohabitation be blessed by God.

To those of you still stuck on a handphone - switch to a PC !!!

Remember the immortal words of Buckaroo Banzai, who said:

Character is what you are in the dark and

History was made at night

So Long, and Thanks for all The Fish !

[TBoneTX 45,571]

But my customers are very satisfied and have a referral program that they have taken advantage of.

They're very satisfied because they're self-referring themselves to ME, see D ma'am.

We'll see who's laughing last, D ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,571]

Speaking of catfish, Tark resembles one.

If Charles Darwin were alive, he'd be spinning in his grave, he man! Reported!!!!!!!

[TBoneTX 45,571]

RANT RANT RANT

/end rant

Tell us how you really feel now, si Niki-B. ma'am.

¿Que paso?

English-only outside the regional forums, oj tak! Reported!!!!!

I deleted it....

on purpose

I'm just really annoyed sometimes at some of the things I read here, (not this thread, in general on the forum) so I was RANTING!!!

So don't tell us how you really feel, no Niki-B. ma'am.

Sitting at home is nice, no need to get welfare to do it though, that is what husbands are for.

"Ciudada-NA America-NA,

Puede esposo joder;

Ciudada-NA, ciudada-NA,

Americana siempre!"

omg i am up to here with the house buying stuff. so the last that happened was the deadline on our previous offer expired and the bank rejected the loan officer's request for an extension (apparently the reason why that happened is because the loan officer called for the appraisal late, and then the appraiser filed the documents under the wrong category so both of those combined led to the loan not being cleared in time).

a new offer was supposed to be resubmitted on the first of the month, and jonas signed all the paperwork on that day itself. our contract spelled out that the seller has 48 hours to respond to our offer. we've tried so many times to get in touch with the real estate agent and the loan officer but have only started hearing back today.

so now the loan officer needs some new paperwork and apparently ONLY TODAY, our offer was accepted. how is this ok? doesn't 48 hours mean 48 hours?

also, loan officer at first assured us that the new offer paperwork would all be done and ready for closing in UNDER 2 weeks. the real estate agent called us to say that he would advise putting 3 weeks just in case. i said no, two and a half weeks is the most we can do because if it drags beyond that, we will effectively be homeless, since our lease is up on the 18th and any time after that, we're not going to go ahead with the sale and just sign another lease. he said fine, he'd put the closing date as the 18th (which would still be pushing it, cos what, are we going to move in the middle of the night?). so now the loan officer has sent us an email that says she told the real estate agent to put 3 weeks anyway "just in case" and they went ahead and changed the date on the documents jonas signed and submitted them. isn't there something inherently wrong with this?! and if the closing date does end up being on the 21st, i guess we will be renting a motel room somewhere with all our stuff, just hoping that another "extension" isn't filed behind our backs.

Now tell us how you really feel, si ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,571]

the hamster! i can't believe i forgot about the hamster.

That's because the cat probably ate it, lunch miu man.

1. It does not sit well with me to overstay the lease and after the landlord already said no to extension. Morally not right and don't want to end the business relationship on a bad note.

2. I know, good (stupid) people will finish last.

1. Where's the +Many,000 button, huh ma'am?

2. People with integrity finish first, si man.

agreed. i just couldn't do it. [...] just makes sense to move out on good terms.

Where's the +Many button, huh ma'am?

[TBoneTX 45,571]

Man I'm doing this on the arm. I swear I've put in about Many hours already!

I can't get off the ###### phone!

I'm sick man.....wanna get in the shower, flush my noze and go lay down.

Your billable rate is $Many/hour, si man.

drop your phone between the couch cushions, take your shower and a nap I say nap because we all know you won't sleep the night. You got him a lawyer he can bug him for a bit.

Where's the +Many,000 button, huh man? And not just for the nap part, not just zzz man.

Man I'm not Many years old anymore......

If you're no longer Many years old, then you must be Many, obvious man.

Tiff is really good about the laundry.

Such as losing/throwing out your pink polka-dotted towel, sigh man.

Edited April 8, 2015 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,571]

no way he could do household chores. He didn't do them when he lived alone and doesn't seem to "see" mess.

Then you married a real man with a high testosterone level, si ma'am.

1. I made pizza tonight

2. Hubs doesn't see mess when i see mess

1. And didn't invite me, complaint hmmmph Niki-B. ma'am.

2. You too married a real man, see ma'am.

about 1.Many metre

Fahrenheit-only outside the Celsius forums, si ma'am! Conversion, please ma'am?

[TBoneTX 45,571]

Rest-of-Tuesday report, see rest man:

Sneezed and dozed through day betwixt POTSs sales, sneeze doze sales man.

Sneezed and nose-ran before & upon returning casa-ward, geez sneeze man.

Got nap, zzz man.

Slept like absolute rock, log, or house-cat, major zzz man.

Felt much better after, relief man.

Suspect allergies rather than cold, wethinks man.

Still probably Many hours short on zzz, zzz man.

Should have dished the warsher but did not, headsmack man.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie- and other babes with +1 inventories!

Who shall start and name the new thread, huh man?

[Asia 2,498]

Morning!

[Asia 2,498]

Passenger gets on first-floor elevator going up, up man.

Passenger pushes "2" for second floor, push man.

LCD shows "2" and recorded voice announces "second floor," see and hear man.

Passenger: "Is this 2?"

, man

Were they rojos or rubias?

Cause they clearly didn't have brains

[Asia 2,498]

about 1.5 metre

I'm about 1.53 metre

[Asia 2,498]

I've never met up with any of youse, nor will I - crossing the streams is bad for me - I've a public life that, if dragged into here, might cause some loonies to chase after me - and that's never a good thing. I value your privacy, as well as my own...

So no meeting whem I'm visiting US next yeat?

But what will you recommend to see in Houston?

We're gonna visit the NASA center probably, but is there any interesting place to see/visit in Houston?

[SAT 9,609]

about 1.5 metre

I'm about 1.53 metre

How many whats are in 1 metre huh man?

Darklar is a fat chaser......