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[Moderator hat reluctantly on]

One post removed for sidestepping the VJ Word Filter (more details on this topic = pending).

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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I'm pretty sure I've decided that illegals living in Canada bug me as much as illegals living in the USA bug Americans. I feel a small rage start inside me that I have to control each time I read about it.

i hope you can focus on the overstays....

IMO, this comprise the largest illegal alien population in Canadida, and it sucks, blows, big time. They work for less money on all skilled and unskilled trades, eroding the closed-cycle loop of the Canadian Economy. Get a 'family' of them in? They start buying houses with cash, and it's verra verra bad.

Social Welfare in Canada is better than USA?

yes, once you get 'in' the system.

It's a sponge, a magnet, attracting many many many folksen.

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Sorry, you really really should stop posting about yer bowel movements in yer daily reports.

That's it, that's all. Not gentile, that topic, here.

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Darnell Grand Master

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Man I've been on the ###### phone all morning. And this kid is testing my patience. He gets 1 call a day, and instead of calling his dad, Kenny, or me, he calls a ###### bail bondsman. And that lady calls me. And I'm like, look, give me a chance to get the bail reduced before I use your services.....

NJ rates are not too bad, he has no choice but to use bail bonds. 11000 dollars 1 time charge.

Reduced to 10k courtesy rate.

ok - something is massively strange.

Why is he calling _you_, and not any member of the Jew Team that was engaged moments ago? I smell a communications breakdown, a parent of this child not focus solely on current counsel and the impetous to stick with one human until 'the next step'. Blame a parent, really.

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TBoneTX Grand Master

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[Moderator hat back on]

Six other posts within thread removed for same reference, another sidestepping term, or quoting.

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Darnell Grand Master

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Ok, everyone is missing here. Must be very busy day

Easter Holidaze Prep ! Come On ! you gots a goat in a fire-pit? Yes? No? If No, why no?

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
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Darnell Grand Master

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And you're telling us that because.........

She's Singapurlean, and wanted to game the system, 3 years ago? Well, it's all counting, now, she can see the end in sight ! Yay Social Security Retirement Benefits !!!

Man, I had this talk with what's her face about this thing, explaining W-2 income versus all others, how to pay in to SSA each quarter. Did she listen? Well, not to me, but to the fook accountant she found...

Her 'benefit' will never accrue, she refuses to pay voluntary SS tax on this 'other income'. Looney-tunes, really.

What are you eating for good Friday?

Tofu. Lots and lots of tofu. My krewe misunderstood the message, in toto.

social-welfare-queue-3-390x285.jpg

Goofiness.

That's not Canada - they not use Gaelic for any official signs, and it's officially not bilingual in Gaelic. French, sure, in some parts, but not The Gaelic, lass.

come on- yer Google thingie broke.

I think my printer is not talking to the computer....... :mellow:

Did you wash the printer cable?

Yes? No? If no, why no ?

Please, call a competent fook worker, soonish?

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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Whoa Nelly ! Want NVC Info? see http://www.visajourney.com/wiki/index.php/NVC_Process

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Darnell Grand Master

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I think my computer is about to blow up

did you remove all instances of named printer queues, prior, that use this driver?

Yes? No? If no, why no?

I'll guess it's some fancy wireless gizmo, and you can't redo the tcp/ip port cause you don't know how.

I have to abandon this process for now. Tiff won't leave me alone.....

well, you can trade her in for an older model. It's fun, I Swear !

Why skip Hep A? Field workers with poor hygiene and imported fruits and vegetables kind of guarantee exposure.

ah, ya fook ! She doesna get site visits from the county!

Well, at least not yet. There's a rumour she will, next quarter, to fix the outhouse output running down the mountainside into the pawnshop land.

What are they missing, huh ma'am? Brains, some, obviously, si man...

This 'hit' ranks right up there with the report of yer bowel movements. Come on, shift a bit, stop this silliness for veiled personal attacks...

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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Darnell Grand Master

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Friday report, see man:

=snip]

Had to stop once for emergency dewatering for Mini-B., wee pee man.

[snip]

Yet another reference to private moments.

Come on, T_Bonez - remove these things from yer daily templates, and sally forth in the new 'clean-ness'.

Thanks so much, and Thanks in advance !

[snip]

I made another sale, I'm making a mint off of T's seats!

What? I thought you were sourcing these used toilet seats in Arkansas !?!?!?!?

TBonez gets his across the border in Monterrey, and it shows.

Because I'm some sort of freak, I was up until 4 am cleaning and doing laundry.

It is really hard to sleep at night, especially with my husband in the bed. I neeedz more room and more cold.

wait - what? and why you not have 2nd bed nearby?

So many grasshoppers in the back yard... EEK!

throw over a 0.25 inch net, sell em as live bait quickly. should be able to make 1100 bucks for the weekend, based on yer grasshopper coverage per acre metric.

Speaking of locusts, there weren't too many fooks out........

Maybe they heard the news about the new cable TV Series?

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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Darnell Grand Master

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Saturday & GS reports, both see man:

[snip]

No dishing of warsher tonight, first time in memory on Saturday night man.

[snip]

Uh, no, we've 11 reports since inception, of no activity in/out of the dishwasher.

11.

What's up?

You break yer excel spreadsheet?

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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Darnell Grand Master

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Saturday & GS reports, both see man:

]snip]

Not if one chica has ADD, Mrs. T-B. she and sigh man.

Yes, that's why you plan ahead, 2 days ahead.

Pack yer kit and have it shipped to the hotel on day 2 iternerary, in advance.

Calendar math should not be this hard for you, especially if'n you truly with to overcome the debable that was '2 chica cleaning and packing the car for roadtrip'.

and no, I'm not kidding.

Plan ahead !

or trade her in !

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

-=-=-=-=-=R E A D ! ! !=-=-=-=-=-

Whoa Nelly ! Want NVC Info? see http://www.visajourney.com/wiki/index.php/NVC_Process

Congratulations on your approval ! We All Applaud your accomplishment with Most Wonderful Kissies !

 

TBoneTX Grand Master

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Sigh.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Darnell Grand Master

Darnell   8,478

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Sigh.

I know, right?

Come on, shift a bit - stop writing about it, and fix it, instead !

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

-=-=-=-=-=R E A D ! ! !=-=-=-=-=-

Whoa Nelly ! Want NVC Info? see http://www.visajourney.com/wiki/index.php/NVC_Process

Congratulations on your approval ! We All Applaud your accomplishment with Most Wonderful Kissies !

 

 
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