The Rant, 2nd-Anniversary Edition

[TBoneTX 45,572]

Friday report, see man:

It was a good Friday, si man.

Arose at o'dark-Many (earlier than for GSs) for road trip, si man.

Intended first destination = huge semiannual antiques fair, major spectacle man.

Needed to hit road at Many a.m., but didn't until Many:Many, lost half-hour man.

Had to stop once for emergency dewatering for Mini-B., peewee man.

Had to stop again for gassing Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, prescient move man.

Got caught in utter gridlock on 2-lane country road, miles before arrival, sigh man.

After hour of not exceeding Many (2+2+1) mph, took first possible detour, bail man.

It was spitting rain anyway, damper on situation man.

Got to decent tiny town and had excellent lunch, si man.

-- Mrs. T-B. & Mama-Mrs.-T-B. had catfish specials, decent deal man.

-- Mini-B. had chicken tenders + French fries, kid's plate man.

-- We had a huge (double) CFS with fried okra, ingest-till-stuffed man.

-- Waitress gave us free slices of cake for dessert, ingest-till-overstuffed man.

Mini-B. played in gazebo in town square at length, energetic wee man.

Mrs. T-B. took selfies & groupies, incorrigible photographess she man.

Drove to headquarters of Blue Bell Ice Cream, eagerly ingest man.

I-C Parlor overrun with visitors, chiefly Chinese, fook % unknown, populated man.

Ordered Many (2+1) double-scoop servings at $1 ea., slurp man.

-- Mama-Mrs.-T-B. had blackberry-swirl-something, senior she man.

-- Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. had cookies 'n' cream, she and wee man.

-- We had Dutch chocolate, slurrrrrp man.

It had rained hard while we were inside, deluge man.

Had to wait to return to Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, no get wet man.

Drove to look for bluebonnets, see man.

Despite recent rains, bluebonnet population disappointing, sigh man.

Stopped by roadside, but too wet for chicas to venture into them, sigh man.

Everybody tiring by now, need zzz man.

Drove past other usual stops, not this time man.

Stopped at VF Factory Outlet, first time since Mama-Mrs.-T-B.'s last visit man.

-- Mama-Mrs.-T-B. found much good stuff, pleased senior she ma'am.

-- Mrs. T-B. found some good stuff, pleased she ma'am.

-- Mini-B. got two toy cars, pleased wee man.

-- We got Many (2+1) Nautica umbrellas for $Many ($2x2x2+2+2) ea., stock up man.

Headed casa-ward, exhausted man.

Debated, at length, stopping for dinner elsewhere on road, road trip man.

Decided, after length, to return to casa to eat/shower/nap, return eat shower nap man.

This was good idea, completely exhausted man.

We napped like dead thing for ~2 hours, partially with cat, zzz we & partial miu zzz man.

Mini-B. went out like light half an hour earlier than ever, zzz wee man.

Mama-Mrs.-T-B. debagged purchases and went out like light, zzz senior she man.

Mrs. T-B. watched some "unsolved mystery" TV shows and went out like light, zzz she man.

We warshed the kitchen rags a night early and must soon de-dryer them, domestic man.

Or maybe we will leave them there for later, no urgency man.

Chicas very well pleased with trip, she men, as was Mini-B., wee man.

It was a good Friday, si man.

Several GSs on itinerary tomorrow, arise at o'dark-Many again man.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie- and other babes with +1 inventories!

Edited April 5, 2015 by TBoneTX

[SAT 9,609]

Chlorinated water kills Hep A but really it was something i discussed with our pedi.

Chlorinated pic now....

[SAT 9,609]

My printer works again.

Thank you 8

[Ontarkie 14,296]

Haha no pics for you!

Yay for printers!

I made another sale, I'm making a mint off of T's seats!

[SAT 9,609]

Levis jeans to gold rush = stretch toilet covers to toilet seats.....

Sale pic now

[Asia 2,498]

Good afternoon!

[Asia 2,498]

It's Good Friday.....

Polish carp pic now....

Wrong holiday!

But still no meat for today

[Asia 2,498]

Have you heard about this?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/01/kwasi-enin-ivy-league_n_5067211.html

Isn't he a genius?

[SAT 9,609]

Yeah, I did hear, awhile ago.....

Wrong holiday!

But still no meat for today

We don't care, carp pic now....

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Because I'm some sort of freak, I was up until 4 am cleaning and doing laundry.

It is really hard to sleep at night, especially with my husband in the bed. I neeedz more room and more cold.

[NikLR 13,228]

So many grasshoppers in the back yard... EEK!

[SAT 9,609]

Quick, cover them in chocolate and fry them suckers!

Grasshopper pics now.....

[NikLR 13,228]

ew.. no thanks.

I only worry that they're locusts and not grasshoppers.

[SAT 9,609]

Locusts only come every 17 years. Google if they're due.

Just got home from Nipponese food. I had a tuna collar bone and squid....

Edited April 5, 2015 by SAT

[SAT 9,609]

Speaking of locusts, there weren't too many fooks out........